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>>83719429
It's like MSM now. People work for companies and companies need money so they people to say shit they expect their followers to like to they'll keep following them.

I saw the Baywatch movie a couple of nights ago and liked it. Laughed a lot. Not a great movie but not the kind that deserves 20% on RT. I just ignore RT now. I thought everyone did.

>>83719429
do faggots not understand how RT works, fucking fags like you are a plague.

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>>83719429
Because is disappointing, you expect this movie to be about the mummy, but guess what, is a movie about Tom Cruise and how he get superpowers instead. Yay!

>>83718996
>How do you beat him
Go back in time. Stop his mom from being rapped.

>>83718996
be Jason Voorhees

>>83718996
Lucid Dreaming

>>83718786
What happened

If MEW or Wrench come back, it will ruin it. Better that they get written out of the show this way.

>>83718809
>MEW
she has to come back for the message

Jews fleecing average Americans (dont include Pain and Gain)

The Road to Eldorado
The Big Short
Oceans 11

I think. I'm not really sure what you think connects these movies.

>>83718253
/kikecore/

let's trust him. I mean they wouldn't have hired him if he was a bad person

>>83717590
I don't get why Weyland Yutani doesn't just do something intelligent when it comes to these "Xenomorphs". Send a squadron of strategists to have a basecamp far away from the area of the alien. Then, send in a team of 100 synthetics, under complete control of the humans which are far away. Gas the aliens and incapacitate them. idk. Anything is more intelligent than sending in a couple marines who have no idea what they're dealing with each time and thinking that it'll work. Fuck, the marines in this movie went with absolutely NO plan for capturing the creature alive - they only came with weapons. To top it all off, this movie has Jimmy C's signature boring, dull filmmaking style... and he also forgot about the derelict's warning transmission somehow so the entire idea of the colonists not knowing about the ship on LV426 makes no sense to begin with...

>>83717684
Synthetics are expensive. Marines are cheap.

>>83716114
He didn't want a shooting spree time bomb for a son

>>83716164
kek

>>83716164
delete this

>>83716063
yeah it's based on a true story

>>83716063
Its more like the anti parks and rec

>>83716063
Iaonnnnuacii is better than that!

>>83715462
It's already happening
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/767625/His-Dark-Materials-BBC-Phillip-Pullman-series-start-date-cast-trailer-plot

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>>83715462
Fuck that we still need a proper chronicles of narnia adaptation

>>83715562
what was wrong with the first movie?

>>83715192
your mom and my dick

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>>83715192
Did they (as in the actors) "do it?"

>>83715110
im not even sure the source material is "kino"

>>83715110
DRUMPF XDD

>>83715143
In this lex is prez and is legit amazing in the job.

>>83714804
this always irritated me. so he took his name, spelled out I AM LORD and then decided on Voldemort with the rest of the letters?

>>83714959
the "I am" part always triggered me

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More like lord dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises! LOL Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

CGI changed film forever for better or for worse so I don't see why it doesn't count.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps6ck1ejoAw

>>83714068
>comedy
>actress
Pick one fag

>>83714068
Strong and Empowering ?

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>>83714068

Im fine with this

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>He doesn't know that the finger thing means the taxes

>>83714035
Italians don't say sauce they say gravy

>>83714035
Are Italians the niggers of white peoples

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I want to _____________ Gal Gadot

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>>83713933
hold hands with

>>83713845
Daily reminder that Gal Gadot murdered two toddlers when she was 19 year old in the IDF. For no reason other than target practice. They were not Muslims either their family was Christian. This fucking jew bitch needs to be exterminated