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>>82651305
To answer your questions, no

The other major obstacle in filming this is that there would be absolutely no way to capture the horror and violence crammed into this book

bashing injin babies on rocks, the nigger heart, the snake bit horse and about one hundred other scenes.

honestly it would need the perfect director, cast and an NC-17 rating to make this work, otherwise just leave it as a book

>>82651910
That rating shit is a shame because this book has a lot to offer. I only read it once but still didn't absorb everything. I feel like if it reached a wider audience it'd be a good thing. Although if people misunderstand the violence I guess the point might be lost.

>>82651305
The major problem is the fact that the story sucks.

It's midly entertaining, until you realize that what you expected to be build - up to an interesting story was the actual story, and that ending... Shit, they're either going to change everything, or do it faithfully, and realize it just doesn't pack the same punch visually as it does when you read about it.

>>82651303
closet gay

>>82651303
Something, something Raimi get away with this?

Because he was the basis of Al Bundy, successful man who got tied down by an overbearing wife

>>82651258
it would have been better if solomon was the dude who sacrificed her son.
the last act was weak as fuck; it felt like there was no set up and everything came out of left field.

>>82651258
Some faggot on /tv/ is recommending a 2009 movie called "House of the Devil" on every horror thread. Don't bother, it's absolutely B-movie awful. If I ever see the cunt irl I'll smash his face in. It's 90 minutes I'll never get back.

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>>82651860
You were recommended the wrong House bud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72wbwbjpxQ

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It's already ruined

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>>82651604
>>82651249
>Tfw I knew I could never do a good alien movie like scott and cameron
>Did a shitty movie on pourpose only to fuck their legacy

I hate to say it but Ridely Scott is kind of overrated.

Somehow he was great for Alien and Blade Runner but really what else has he done that's so good?

Whereas people shit on James Cameron but he similarly started out really great, and his early sci fi movies I'd put up there with any of the other greats.

It's weird how we've come to canonize Scott and Carpenter (despite their later crap) but not Cameron, probably because of the over-the-top shitness of Titanic and Avatar.

>>82650832
>*summer walk into garage*
>"Who took car to work? I need to drive to school!"
>sees car rick
>"I guess this will do"

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>>82650915
Why is this allowed?

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>Frodo : I can't do this, Sam.

>Sam : I know.
>It's all wrong
>By rights we shouldn't even be in this tax bracket
>But we are.
>It's like in the great markets Mr. Frodo.
>The ones that really matter.
>Full of debt and unreimbursed expenses they are,
>and sometimes you don't want to know the bottom line,
>Because how could the bottom line be black,
>How could the company go back to the way it was when so much bad stock keeping has happened.
>But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this audit
>Even these shares must pass.
>A new market will come.
>And when the new share holders come we will profit out the deficit
>these are the accounts that stayed with us
>That earnt something.
>Even if you were too new to the game to understand why.
>But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
>I know now.
>Folk in those markets had lots of chances of selling up to cut even, only they didn’t.
>Because they were holding on to something.

>Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?

>Sam : That there’s some profit in this company, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

>>82650763
Did Sauron tax Mordor's fast food industry?

Why didn't Frodo just bury the ring in his garden? If Sauron barely managed to find him after he put it on he'll never find it there. Not like it's going to dig itself up and roll to him

it's a petty bitch does petty bitch shit for petty bitch reasons show.

It's garbage.

you're in for a ride if you hate her that much already

>>82650664
No, she is a real annoying smart ass to everyone.
Also I don't get why they didn't choose a better looking actress.
She does not have the sexiest ass.

Falls apart in the 3rd act

>>82650687
Yeah. Ending was pretty bad. Overall the rest of the movie was pretty great though.

>>82650626
shut up canada
stop shilling your leaf shit

>>82650542
Fredfredburger was the harbinger of "random" comedy. He was funny the first time, then he ruined comedy for at least a generation.

>>82650581
Yes.

>>82650581
That's right

>>82650474
Marie-poupée is better.

>>82650474
surprisingly good and it made my dick tingle

>>82650558

Any time reference in particular about that specific kino?

trump is right

GLORMPH

>>82650334
SO DONALD

Threads

>>82650293
This.

>>82650257
See if you can sit through the Evil Dead remake. Not that it'll scare you off, but if you can get over nostalgia rage it had some moments.

post a link or gop backk to redditshit

TV died with the Sopranos, Wojack.

This is /sp/ and old/pol/'s funposting board now.

everything he is in is kino

>>82649997
gotg 2

The Thing

If Prometheus is so bad why do you people never stop talking about it?

>boring

You must have no imagination at all. It was awesome discovering-ancient-horrible-shit-in-space-core

Prometheus was great. It's only surpassed by Alien