what did you think of Billy boy apologizing for being white in his last podcast?
I think Nia is a lovely lady who definitely doesn't hold a 9mm to my head at this very moment
Is Cleo ok?
because he´s a subtle shill
New episode tonight.
What if this is literally Nora's twin sister Sarah that no one knew about?
>>83291089
gib stream link
What if that is Nora when she goes into the machine to the other place that everyone got sent to?
>the machine just makes you old
departurefags BTFO
Name a more hateable character.
Fuck you. Sweet dee is pure. I wanna cuddle with her
95% of other characters on every show
>>83290616
The waitress is infinitely more hateable.
>look Ross is doing his pretend to watch TV bit
>>83290473
Seriously, what the fuck was his problem?
>>83290514
autism
>>83290514
>>83290650
Why was this entertaining fuck stuck in that shit show iron fist.
He was literally the only redeeming part of the entire show.
How can a show about a martial artist not have good fight choreography?
Let us not forget the eternal suffering of the Ward.
What an arc to go through.
>>83290111
They tricked you into thinking it's a shit show. Try not to be such a follower, anon. You've got a lot going for you, like those trips. You can be your own person and you don't have to follow the crowd.
http://deadline com/2017/05/pirates-of-the-caribbean-5-dead-men-tell-no-tales-baywatch-box-office-weekend-1202102887/
>Let’s start with Pirates: Even though stateside this is the lowest opening of the series, charting below the fourth installment On Stranger Tides ($90.1M), by the time Sunday arrives, I hear Disney will be fine with this movie on a global basis, which looks to come in between $250M-$260M. The pic’s buckling here in U.S./Canada stems strictly from — what’s new? The movie in its marketing looks exactly like the other four titles which are all a blur plot-wise, and the only film the critics love in the franchise is the first one at 79% fresh. Dead Men Tell No Tales has 32% which is equal to On Stranger Tides‘s RT score, both the lowest for the franchise.
>But again, Pirates will win overseas, and in building this ship, Disney knew that, and probably was bracing for domestic to under-perform. After On Stranger Tides came up short with the lowest domestic total in the series at $241M (and this sequel likely lower), Disney propelled that fourthquel to an amazing $1.045 billion take. China is the market that will get Dead Men Tell No Tales over its hump as Nancy Tartaglione pointed out in our curtain raiser, and it definitely helps that Disney held the world premiere there, the first ever for a Hollywood title. The fifthquel is a fresher franchise abroad in burgeoning cinematic markets, and that’s what the upside is here.
How does it feel, knowing that your movies are going to suck from now on because zero taste chinks and bindis see them in droves?
>>83289470
what does chinks and bindis have to do with this?
it says overseas, meaning europe
>>83289470
It's not like americans in general have better taste in movies than chang and pajeet.
We're living in the timeline where 30 year olds are one of the biggest groups that watch animated movies for fucks sake.
Americans are more interested in more capeshit than pirate movies apparently
Has Joe Rogan ever been wrong about anything?
Yeah, he's bought in to the whole 'muh russia hacked teh election' bullshit.
>Ah leave Schumer alone she's funny get over it nerds!
>FUCK YOU NED YOU FUCKING STEALING JOKE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH!
he's never asked jamie to pull up the video of this chinese dude getting JACKED by an elephant
What happened to the Body Horror genre? Why is it that special effects have increased in quality in many regards but we haven't had any good body horror movies in ages?
>>83289406
Desensitization. Also it's just kind of out of style, it comes off as campy these days. It's not cutting edge anymore.
>>83289406
is that from slither?
>>83289406
dude thats gross i'd rather watch generic low budget horror film #12 where there's a ghost that opens its mouth really wide
because its easier/cheaper than importing foreigners
>>83289173
>>83289139
because thats all they got there
>pshhhh *static*
>aahhhhh
What starts playing?
>>83289104
It depends on which HBO kino I'm watching.
>>83289104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uTAIpU0sa0
>>83289104
>dum, da-dum-da dum
>uhhhh
>aaaa aaaa aaaaa
What HBO kino is this?
LANDMINE
>>83288554
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
/tv/ is so much fun than /mu/
DABBA DABBA DO
how did we go from this
>>83288225
to THIS?!
the Alien series always had unattractive 3/10 leads
look at ripley
Noomi's cute as fuck
>Gunman Arrested at Phoenix Comicon Claimed He’s The Punisher and Wanted to Kill Jason David Frank
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/arts/phoenix-comicon-gunman-matthew-sterling-punisher-jason-david-frank-9363877
>>83287608
Le 56% face
Le 4chin face
>>83287608
STRAIGHT OUTTA MOM'S BASEMENT
Rock's been in a ton of shit movies in his career and he usually just rolls with it. How come this is the hill he wants to die on?
>>83286411
Scott Manz BTFO,
>>83286411
just got back from Viewing this Comedy Kino
I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.
There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid
Who the fuck cares about Baywatch besides Americans though?
I get why American media would put this out while Trump is president and on Memorial Day no less, but what I can't fathom is why Brad Pitt took it and played it so un-ironically bad. This is a career killer for him, I won't stream any more of his movies, he can go fuck off. His career is for the shitter after this, IMO.
>>83286388
>IMO
Good.
Donald Trump
Triggered Trumptards are the best king of retards.