What's the most historically accurate movie ever made?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=nSmEMqC6kUs
>>83864206
Doesn't that movie end with Mehmet running through the streets of Constantinople with a blonde Christian baby while yelling to the citizens, "I tolerate you!"
>>83864206
>What's the most historically accurate movie ever made?
sergei bondarchuk's waterloo
What are some awesome films about quicksand?
What the hells "Deep Water." Is it literally saying the water is deep so niggers don't fall in and drown?
>>83864228
One can never be too careful.
http://abcnews.go.com/WN/teens-drown-wading-louisianas-red-river/story?id=11312631
>look at their names
What are some great or atleast good narrated films?
>>83864178
off the top of my head non doc style
>hitchhikers guide
>shawshank
>princess bride
>fight club
>big fish
Goodfellas
Stand By Me
Why should I believe Jewlywoods "reported box office numbers".
Movie theaters in my city seem dead. Everything I read about the industry points to insolvency and bailouts from the Chinese.
How long until we see a big studio go down?
>implying Trump won't bail out (((studios))) ushering in a new age of pro-Trump movies
>How long until we see a big studio go down?
>>83864207
Their studio has been doing shit for years that it's probably just written off as a loss leader at this point
You cannot own a chawdagawd
Is Marvel making justice to this mexi-kino with this Red Locust girl?
>>83863994
Ayayay!! Heroe no buena
>>83863994 no contaban con mi Quips
>>83863994
>her brothers are all named after the king of Spain
>she randomly inserts Spanish into English sentences
>she's yet another quirky Marvel girl in power armor
>Wilson at no point during the entire goddamn time House was running around trying to Batman his way to a diagnosis did he think that maybe not seeing or speaking to her was usual.
Shit show
it was only for about a day when his best friend was going insane.
>>83863969
Wait, so they didn't fugg?
I think it was only that night and the next day. Though honestly the sequence in which things play out makes it seem a lot longer.
>stripper Cuddy
Based
Was that the best episode of the series?
>>83863954
Probably the last one just cuz shit got real. i really liked the "i can help" ep though.
>>83863954
season 2 had some strong ones
the most recent one of this season was solid
Post songs that deserve to be in movies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BS_2YEIX2CE
>>83863888
DUDE
>>83863888
Either as its own music video or in the background. That last section always felt like a car chase to me.
https://youtu.be/DCS4OI88vW4
>>83863888
>Smoke weed, it'll make you a better musician.
Why have the trailers for the last two Star Wars movies both started with one of the main characters gasping for air? It's really off putting, and quite frankly, I think doing anything else would be an improvement.
It's a sexual thing. A normal person would masturbate to those scenes, so I think you're just a weirdo.
I am personally looking forward to beating off to Adam Driver's gasp in episode 9.
>>83863865
The trailers were literally the EXACT same format. Showcasing Disney lack of an original fucking thought. I'll bet my life savings that this movies is gonna be a point for point rip off of ESB too.
tell them how they're supposed to breathe with no air
>asshole mine inspector comes down with crab legs
>says it's for us workers
>says he's noticed that we've been working hard so he wanted to reward us
>surprised cause he's always been a pain in the ass
>I hadn't had crab legs in years
>the smell slaps me with all the good memories I had on the surface before I was sentenced to the popcorn mine
>all the other miners come flooding around us dazed by the sight of the red meaty crab legs
>out of all of them the supervisor offers the bucket to me first
>take a crab leg, it feels so hefty
>see a skinny lad, looks 18
>feel bad and give him what I took
>he eagerly tears the meat out of the crab legs
>stops mid-bite and drop the crab leg on the ground
>his smile turns to a shocked look then a betrayed one
>the inspector starts clacking
>the boy drops to his knees then onto his face cold dead
>the inspector throws the bucket of poisoned crab legs at us and says, "Eat up!"
>mfw I'm responsible for the guy's death
>mfw no one would believe a NSP violator if I reported the inspector
This reminds me of my time working under the theater showers
>13 years ago, I showed up to my local kinoplex to watch Spider-Man 2
>I had my falcon preened and groomed to perfection
>walked into the theater and got my $122.98 plus tip in cash ready in my hands
>an armed guard stopped me and asked if I was aware of the theater's no singles policy
>I muttered that I thought Tuesdays were singles nights and pleaded with him to let me go
>he smirked and responded that this was accompanied by a compulsory penis inspection
>the blood drained out of my face as I realized that I had been up late last night edging and my uncircumcised dick (as god intended) was covered in smegma
>when the guard looked away to laugh at a passing manlet, I sprinted past him to the showers
>in my brief moment of relief, I lost focus and stepped on one of the many pressure-triggered trapdoors throughout the theater and fell through the mile-long, grease covered tunnel to the sub-shower dungeons
>it is here that I would spend the next 3 years of my life, surviving solely on discarded crab legs and shower runoff
>a hierarchy developed among us living in those decrepit sewers, and as I was a manlet (only 6'1) I was given the harshest labor
>I could constantly hear the sound of anvils and predatory birds, reminding me of what I might never again see as an esteemed kino viewer
>after a couple years, the sound off popping popcorn began to grow louder
>eventually popcorn miners broke through the walls of our dungeon after following a particularly rich vein
>unified with our meager forces, these brave men led what came to be known as the great popcorn revolt of '07
>I was freed from hell and entered the designated kino-viewing zone to finally watch the movie I had given so much to see
>learn that it had been out of theaters for 3 years
>decide to watch Spider-Man 3 instead
>it sucked
Sometimes, when it's real cold out at night, I think about those times and thank god im not in those showers anymore
>Actor gets recast and it's never the same again
Series 8 was the only good series Capaldi had.
Literally his worst season
>implying Capaldi had any good series at all
>>83863403
Is that the one with the big war speech and him punching a tunnel thru diamond? Fuck, that season was good.
I liked Tim Burton's Dark Shadows tbqh
It was alright except for Chloe "literally a walking fridge" Mortez.
>>83863449
I agree. She was the weakest part of the movie for me, including her werewolf reveal
>>83863393
I did as well, but my enjoyment doesn't negate how horrible it is.
>Its a Lane is in charge of the popped corn stand episode.
fake and gay af
>>83863266
>based Kanye just walking by like nothings happening again