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>>83864206

Doesn't that movie end with Mehmet running through the streets of Constantinople with a blonde Christian baby while yelling to the citizens, "I tolerate you!"

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>>83864206
>What's the most historically accurate movie ever made?

sergei bondarchuk's waterloo

What the hells "Deep Water." Is it literally saying the water is deep so niggers don't fall in and drown?

>>83864228
One can never be too careful.

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/teens-drown-wading-louisianas-red-river/story?id=11312631

>look at their names

>>83864178
off the top of my head non doc style
>hitchhikers guide
>shawshank
>princess bride
>fight club
>big fish

Goodfellas
Stand By Me

>implying Trump won't bail out (((studios))) ushering in a new age of pro-Trump movies

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>How long until we see a big studio go down?

>>83864207
Their studio has been doing shit for years that it's probably just written off as a loss leader at this point

>>83863994

Ayayay!! Heroe no buena

>>83863994 no contaban con mi Quips

>>83863994
>her brothers are all named after the king of Spain
>she randomly inserts Spanish into English sentences
>she's yet another quirky Marvel girl in power armor

it was only for about a day when his best friend was going insane.

>>83863969
Wait, so they didn't fugg?

I think it was only that night and the next day. Though honestly the sequence in which things play out makes it seem a lot longer.

>stripper Cuddy

Based

>>83863954
Probably the last one just cuz shit got real. i really liked the "i can help" ep though.

>>83864351

>>83863954
season 2 had some strong ones

the most recent one of this season was solid

>>83863888
DUDE

>>83863888
Either as its own music video or in the background. That last section always felt like a car chase to me.
https://youtu.be/DCS4OI88vW4

>>83863888
>Smoke weed, it'll make you a better musician.

It's a sexual thing. A normal person would masturbate to those scenes, so I think you're just a weirdo.

I am personally looking forward to beating off to Adam Driver's gasp in episode 9.

>>83863865
The trailers were literally the EXACT same format. Showcasing Disney lack of an original fucking thought. I'll bet my life savings that this movies is gonna be a point for point rip off of ESB too.

tell them how they're supposed to breathe with no air

This reminds me of my time working under the theater showers
>13 years ago, I showed up to my local kinoplex to watch Spider-Man 2
>I had my falcon preened and groomed to perfection
>walked into the theater and got my $122.98 plus tip in cash ready in my hands
>an armed guard stopped me and asked if I was aware of the theater's no singles policy
>I muttered that I thought Tuesdays were singles nights and pleaded with him to let me go
>he smirked and responded that this was accompanied by a compulsory penis inspection
>the blood drained out of my face as I realized that I had been up late last night edging and my uncircumcised dick (as god intended) was covered in smegma
>when the guard looked away to laugh at a passing manlet, I sprinted past him to the showers
>in my brief moment of relief, I lost focus and stepped on one of the many pressure-triggered trapdoors throughout the theater and fell through the mile-long, grease covered tunnel to the sub-shower dungeons
>it is here that I would spend the next 3 years of my life, surviving solely on discarded crab legs and shower runoff
>a hierarchy developed among us living in those decrepit sewers, and as I was a manlet (only 6'1) I was given the harshest labor
>I could constantly hear the sound of anvils and predatory birds, reminding me of what I might never again see as an esteemed kino viewer
>after a couple years, the sound off popping popcorn began to grow louder
>eventually popcorn miners broke through the walls of our dungeon after following a particularly rich vein
>unified with our meager forces, these brave men led what came to be known as the great popcorn revolt of '07
>I was freed from hell and entered the designated kino-viewing zone to finally watch the movie I had given so much to see
>learn that it had been out of theaters for 3 years
>decide to watch Spider-Man 3 instead
>it sucked

Sometimes, when it's real cold out at night, I think about those times and thank god im not in those showers anymore

Literally his worst season

>implying Capaldi had any good series at all

>>83863403

Is that the one with the big war speech and him punching a tunnel thru diamond? Fuck, that season was good.

It was alright except for Chloe "literally a walking fridge" Mortez.

>>83863449
I agree. She was the weakest part of the movie for me, including her werewolf reveal

>>83863393
I did as well, but my enjoyment doesn't negate how horrible it is.

fake and gay af

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>>83863266
>based Kanye just walking by like nothings happening again