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>>82963980
Anything with Richard Ayoade is kino of some kind

>>82964673
Cuck

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>>82964698
>says a black actor is good and I like his things
>FUCKING KEKOLD, YEAH SURE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LE BASED BLACK MAN, TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU WANT HIM TO FUCK YOUR WIFE

>>82963861
>2017
>still caring about that engaged whore

>>82963861
>M: Fiennes is ok I guess but would like a female M again.

Fuck off.

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>>82963861
Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shightsh?

Where are the reclining seats I was guaranteed?

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>Right this way, sir.

Bug soldiers are melee so they would get fucked up by the acid blood.

>>82963067
Arachnid can reproduce without hosts.

arachnids can shoot fucking asteroids. xenos are doomed, they are only farmers against a military civilization like the bug one.

>>82962822
Eva Green or Daddario. No merkins.

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>>82962822
Eddie Redmayne

>>82962142
Why is the strongest Amazon a skeleton?

>>82962142
They rape sailors to keep their population steady.

Amazons are a mythical tribe
Who cares

>>82962058
You're a black guy

Yes op, we know.

>>82962058
Are you fucking retarded he did capeshit before

>>82962027
also boobs

This shit had every reason to be good.
If they actually put money and effort into it that is.

>>82962027
Novel series that exploded in popularity due to the game series.

Novel author also hates video games and thinks they're stupid, and so does not think much of the game series. He is also a "consultant" on the netflix series.

I wonder if Netflix will try and trend towards the game series rather than the novels, much to the author's displeasure.

Apart from the monster hunting it has a very gritty/medieval vibe, doesn't often feel like fantasy. There's kingdoms and people being taken over and all that sort of stuff. It's nothing really new except for the Witchers themselves. Everyone hates Witchers as they're seen as soulless monsters and only use them when they're desperate to have a monster killed. Witchers also never work for free.

>>82961347
Only if you blow me

>>82961456
No homo

Ill be on a plane to adelaide sorry bro. Might go see john wick 2 tonight though.

The only people who will be disappointed with the revival will be the ones who don't know much about Lynch.

He said himself it will be like FWWM and we all know he is a mad man that has perfect taste in horror. Im expected the show to be pretty creepy.

>>82961251
>The show’s severe case of artist’s block is how we ended up with a wheel-spinning episode where Leland Palmer drove around with a murder victim in the trunk of his car while audiences clamored for closure to the Laura mystery. It’s also the reason why there was so much stuff in the second half of season two that was weird in a cutesy or gratuitously wacky way, almost like something out of a bad David Lynch parody (think of Josie Packard as a doorknob, or Catherine Martell reappearing on the show as an Asian man with a mustache).

Stopped reading there, Matt. Drive with a Dead Girl created suspense before the denoument of the Bob plotline. It was perfect.

The Josie thing is because of "Ghostwood."

Catherine dressing up as an Asian was just a necessity to get him to sign the rights to her.

>>82961386
Laura Dern has also described the series as "hilarious".

>>82960802
>janny applications are open

>>82960828
Is it a hard job

>>82960899
>job

>>82959934
Is this what getting pegged feels like?

WAIT WHY IS SOME REGULAR OLD DUDE BEATING HER?!? IS HE ARIES?!?

>don't mention Aries in all the trailers
>clips all showing Aries and talking about him

Well isn't its job to explore the universe? The whole go where no one has gone before? It's more of an expedition venture than a combat one.

It's a diacoverer, you doofus.

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Learning that escort vessels were a thing really made me lose my infatuation with the Navy. How can you literally put ships there to serve as a screen to protect other, bigger ships?

>>82959602
This is gorgeous

Zimmer is boring after a while. What about Basil Poledouris?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gur7kJythgM

He also made the iconic Robocop theme.

>>82959602
Imma listen to this nigga but I raise you a Yoko Kanno and not that overplayed Ghost in the Shell shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMVMV2Qxmio

I wanna give this lady the succ

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>this show will never get a Constantine period reboot
>if it does, it will be shit

feels bad mang

CAIVS.

IVLIVS.

CAESAR.

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>cannons to the left of me
>cannons to the right of me