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Holy shit, I just found out who is directing this movie. This shit's gonna be even slower than the first one.
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>>85804961
Who?
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>>85804961
I think you mean A E S T H E T I C.
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>>85804961
Why do "slow" people hate slow-paced films so much?
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>“I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...”
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So this is why Stephen has a networth of 400 million.
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Did he actually say that
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How about a blowjob, Eddie?
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The Mummy Director Uncertain About Future With the Dark Universe 2017-08-02 06:52:58 Post No.85804459
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The Mummy Director Uncertain About Future With the Dark Universe
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Asked about his role in the Dark Universe going forward.
>Kurtzman replied, “You know the truth is, I don’t know. I really don’t know. Haven’t really decided, is the honest answer.”
Kurtzman in a separate interview addressed whether future Dark Universe films will be tailored more for foreign audiences, given The Mummy’s large international appeal.
>“It’s hard for me to know, is the truth. I think every movie will be different. I certainly know that the legacy of the monsters have endured across the world throughout the years. Almost a century. So I have to believe American audiences will find it too with the right ingredients.”
Hahahaha
Universal and Tom BTFO
/tv/ wins again
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Already looking forward to the next attempt at a cinematic universe
and the one after that
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>>85804459
Holy crap is Cruise taller than Kurtzman?
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>>85804459
Hello, Reddit. Based Tom is /tv/'s Golden God, try harder next time.
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Are there any good fat actors left?
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>>85804337
Goodman
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>>85804337
Jennifer Lawrence
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No, because surprise surprise, being fat leads to an early death.
>>85804362
Goodman is no longer fat.
AND THEY SAY THAT
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>>85804324
SOMEBODY
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ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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I'M SO HIGH
(it really was a different time)
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>>85804078
Top fucking gay.
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>>85804078
really?
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>>85804078
heh heh heh get fucked redit
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What was the purpose of these clothes in the matrix?
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The Wachowski Creatures have a bdsm fetish.
Thats literally it.
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>>85803943
they are going in the garbage can
it's a metaphor-phius
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That's a shiny ass.
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Is this show actually good or do people just deify it because it was cancelled, like Firefly?
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>>85803872
it is unironically good
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>>85803872
it wouldn't have been cancelled after the first season if it was good
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>>85803872
The show only had a life expectancy of 2-3 seasons, provided they didn't go down the path of progression. If it was 2 or 3 seasons, it would be a tv legend but now it's only a cult classic. The thing about this show is that it's the best of its genre. Among gazillions of american nuclear family generation gap sitcom/dramas, this one towers above all else. If you're not fan of the genre, you probably won't like it, since you're not the target audience.
Besides, Linda Cardellini is top tier waifu.Too bad they never followed Mindy's implied lesbianism
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the first 15 minutes of There Will Be Blood has no dialogue and it's the best 15 minutes of the movie.
can anyone reccomend me some movies with little to no dialogue because the characters simply aren't talking? i don't want silent films or some weird stylized thing where people communicate with onscreen text, or some retarded dystopian movie where talking is bannd ETC just wondering if there are any movies where characters do visually self-explanatory things for most or all of the runtime
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>>85803736
2001 a space reddit
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>>85803736
yeah i know a few
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>>85803736
Wuthering Heights (2011)
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ITT: Comedies that aren't that funny
I'll start. Futurama has its moments but it is very average.
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Every episode before the movies has a good joke every minute
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season 1 is solid gold, my favourite season of anything
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King of the Hill
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ITT: Scenes you cried at
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Why didn't they just ride the Eagles to get out of that situation?
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Wouldn't they be on fire being that close to fucking lava?
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>>85803827
They have the High Ground
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ITT: movies whose jokes you didn't understand.
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I'd easily let prime Jessica Alba shit in my mouth
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>>85803688
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
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>>85803688
its subversive
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>DUDE LIBERALS LMAO
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is that actually anti liberal? i might check it out
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>>85803684
nt even all that much. the most of the anti rhetoric comes from tim allen and his tomboy daughter ad hes actually funny about it i thought, just general mockery and rips on hillary clinton. i watched the show after the controversy of it getting cancelled and it was actually funny. like a more modern twist on home improvement
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>>85803767
thx ill give it a try, never really heard about it
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Do you think there will ever be a "hot shots 3" movie? 2017-08-02 06:17:58 Post No.85803302
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Do you think there will ever be a "hot shots 3" movie?
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Parody movies are dead
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>>85803344
Yup, thanks to the epic/date/disaster movies it's pretty much been killed off now. There's just no charm to them like the older parody movies, plus all the comedy greats are dying off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cDohyRbzeo
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>>85803302
Sheen was in Scary movie 3-5 directed by Zucker btw, they sucked but that's as close as it'll get
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Anyone watched Ozark? Just came out on Netflix, it's like a faster paced Breaking Bad
Just wanted to make a thread cause I didn't understand one thing, why didRuth kill her uncles?
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I twas alright I suppose. Just another Netflix 7/10 series to add to the collection. Wish they could make 10/10s
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So they didn't kill her boss, AKA the lead actor....
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That part was too fast paced. She sees Bateman as a father figure and likes that he believes in her. So she did that to save him in a time crunch. She thinks she can turn her life around but will almost certainly get fucked eventually.