>One name? Who are you, Seal?
>And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
I gotta get a glimpse of those warlocks. Let's move
This fucking slayed me the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMHVRKk2dMI
Was it kino or just old fashioned spectacle?
>>79014088
mostly spectacle, but really well done
it's was the longest 90 minutes i ever had the misfortune of sitting through.
Should've just been a 15 minute short.
>>79014088
What force was supposed to be acting on Clooney when he said he was pulling her away from the ISS? So fucking dumb
QOTD: What's a movie?
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why's a 7/10 movie getting so much praise?
Greatest stand up comic ever? Definitely the most quotable.
George Carlin and Richard Pryor shit on him from a country mile.
>>79014069
George Carlin was a great comic but an edgy and shitty person IRL
desu as I'm getting older I doubt I could have a beer with him
>>79014031
Used to think Dave was the best comedian ever when I was a kid. Go back and watch his specials now and realize 99% of his material was "white dude is like this, black dude is like that"
So, is this any good?
Yeah, it's better than the series imo
>>79013955
only when watched in context of the series
>>79013986
Yeah, true.
>walks into his friends house unannounced without knocking
>hears him having sex, doesn't leave but stays and listens until he finishes
>gets angry and shouts at him because it was with a non-jewish woman
What the fuck was his problem?was it because he's an orphan?
wanna hear a joke?
>>79013873
>A WOMAN IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE SIZE OF HER OPENING
Was it autism?
What kind of refreshments do you usually buy when you go to the kinotheque?
>>79013742
I sneak in tictacs you mf nigger
>>79013821
Apologize, anon. His name is Robert.
>>79013742
>not bringing your own personal rotisserie chicken and buying overpriced plebcorn instead
I think I've fallen in love with Christian Bale. What should I do?! Also I've seen the Batman trilogy, American psycho, The prestige, The machinist, Equilibrium, 3:10 to Yuma, Out of the furnace, Rescue dawn, Public enemies, The fighter.... Anything else I need to have seen, being a Christian Bale admirer? Also post pics because Christian Bale.
>>79013483
Fuck off you sick faggot
What about Empire??? LMAO
>>79013483
Empire of the Sun and Treasure Island
>Emma Stone will be starring in an upcoming show Produced by HBO named Detective Frog. Emma plays a detective in the 1940s who, after an experiment gone wrong, now has frog abilities which she uses to her advantage in chasing the criminals. The show will debut on May 2017
WHO HYPE???
>>79013302
This is almost memeworthy but I think you can do better.
>>79013302
would watch
>>79013302
Stop bullying my waifu
Quick rundown on The Mask:
>The mask gives its wearer cartoon-like powers, such as being able to pull a giant bazooka from their pocket or eating a a whole car. It is an unlimited power which allows the wearer to do anything they wish to do until they decide to take the mask off.
>The wearer is able at any time to:
>Change their appearance or the size of their body features regardless of what the shape of their body is, the wearer will always show a large green head unless in disguise to fool his/her adversaries
>Move and travel in a matter of seconds, bending the rules of space and time
>Create objects by mimicking reality or sourcing from the wearer's imagination
>While the wearer brings imagination to reality, he or she cannot change objects which belong to reality or the rules they are bound to
>Immune to any injury inflicted, whether minor or fatal
>Although the wearer is invincible and cannot feel pain, he or she bleeds like a normal person
>The forces behind the mask are completely irrational beyond man's comprehension. The mask itself has no personality or own agenda. Depending on his or her personality, the mask brings the wearer's inner self out and uses the wearer's imagination to unleash its power. The will of the wearer "fuses" with the mask's thirst for violent devastation through fun and games.
>At first the wearer takes advantage to wear the mask and carry out his revenge against any form of injustice, whether personal or public. However, over a period of time, the wearer loses control and he or she becomes a personality imprisoned behind the mask while witnessing the mayhem he or she is causing as Big Head. It is important to note the mask is not attached to the wearer's face; it simply needs an act of good will from the wearer to take it off and give it up.
>>79013165
tl;dr
>>79013165
but can he defeat Madara Uchiha?
> "the mask" ''he or she''
Is Grimsby kino?
yes and no at the same time.
the vaping joke was fucking kino
but that's all that was good from the movie
6.5/10 at best
sasha is always fun to watch because hes actually a smart guy(who comes from a family of scientists and learned people)
but he seems to enjoy playing the fool and being a weirdo
>>79012998
Does he show his feminine boiclit?
>>79013075
Do you sneak gravy into the cinema, or eat your steak dry while viewing film?
god damn i love this dish
to fattening though
can't really eat it all
>>79012837
Does he show his feminine boiclit?
>>79012837
wtf is this?
What is the most boring franchise ? Here is my list
1) Harry Potter
2) underworld
3)fast n furious
4) disney's MCU
5) Friday the 13th
Does he show his feminine boiclit?
Marvel MCU is definitely the most boring franchise I've ever seen. I can't remember most of the films.
Stop being obsessed with a single pic of some random girl and use appropriate images for your posts you fucking loser.
>movie starts with a definition
>Movie starts off with a bible quote that's relevant to the movie's plot
>>79011963
>movie starts
>movie is shot on film
Since most of us are racist, I was wondering how /tv/ liked Django Unchained
I'm not actually racist. I just pretend to be on 4chan.
>>79011952
>Since most of us are racist
I want /pol/ddit to leave
I liked it. Not his best by far, but still very enjoyable with great acting.