>The moral of the film is that Italians are cheating pieces of shit and anyone who idolizes them or wants to be one of them is a fool
I feel like there needs to be a modern version of Breaking Away, but replacing Italians with the Japanese. Something to tell the weebs to fuck off.
>>85131085
>Italians are cheating pieces of shit
What? I've seen breaking away twice so I'm going to be your only reply. Are there Italians in the final race or something? The climax is the least interesting part of the movie
>>85131196
>What? I've seen breaking away twice so I'm going to be your only reply. Are there Italians in the final race or something? The climax is the least interesting part of the movie
Yes, that's Dave's whole narrative arc in the film.
He's not Italian, but idolizes the Italian cyclist team so he learns the language and pretends to be Italian throughout the film.
The big race at the end finally happens and as he rides into the pack with the Italian racers, hoping to impress them, they instead knock him off his bike and cheat.
After the race, he stops pretending to be Italian because he realizes what pieces of shit Italians are and he'd been making a fool of himself throughout the whole film.
>>85131085
Nah. It's okay to have a moral that Italians are shit, but they'd never do that with a minority.
Closest we'll ever get is Gung Ho and even that one was a "we have so much to learn from each other" copout.
ITT: unfunny hacks
>>85130983
Please only post in this thread if you are over 28 years of age. It is proven that your sense of humour is only fully developed after this age and younger people are too edgy, insecure and uptight to appreciate real comedy genius.
Thanks in advance.
Have you sorted your insurance yet, Sam?
>>85131051
im 28 and you sound like a fucking fag
What are some undeniable tv truesomes?
spider-man did worse than the estimates
Is Turn any good?
The actress in it is pretty hot slag, the main character is pretty funny not intentionally and I mean the show is semi-interesting. I wouldn't call it a GREAT show but it's a fun and decent quality for a American Revolution themed show.
Also Simcoe is the BEST fucking character on the show. Talk about development.
>>85130946
Sounds bretty good, I'll give it a watch
>it's Brock, Sir
>Edward Brock junior
>I come before you today
>humbled
>and humiliated
>to ask you for one thing
>I want you to kill Peter Parker
I actually didnt mind ole Topher as Venom
jesus christ raimi
I like feeling chinky
Jesys raimi
What was your favorite scene in this trilogy?
Kino kisses
>>85461740
inb4 spiderman/ black male on white female
>>85461740
That poor devil bastard. At least he got her before she blew up into blimp stiles.
>characters make cringy smalltalk
>delete torrent
hit too close to home OP?
>Write you are a faggot in comment box
>Press post button
>>85130778
it told me to complete captcha and i couldnt post it, thanks for trolling me
>Peter, did you know that Michelangelo depicted Jews in agony on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
What exactly did Uncle Ben mean by this?
That scene would just go on and on forever
hes trying to say this was never funny
what do you think of the stuff my family got me
not as good as mine
>>85130393
I assume you have a penis, in which case... congratulations, it's a wonderful thing. Let's be honest, it'll never be inside a woman but a male's wrist plus his intellect will always be superior m'lord
Season 1-3
>Blake has an above average penis
Seasons 5-7
>Blake has a tiny penis
What happened
>>85461567
Really makes you think
I prefer legoman dick Blake
>>85461717
I'm more for a large penised blake
I wanna start getting into Game of Thrones. Do I start with the show or the books? And should I start at the very beginning?
>>85130356
If you didn't see the show or read the book, the best thing you can do is wait for the next 6th book of the series (The winds of winter), probly by the time the book comes out and you finish read the book, the next and last 8th season of GOT will come up. and you can bing watch it.
Watch the first and second seasons since they're the only decent ones and the starting reading the books.
>>85130356
If you're someone that likes to read, start with the books and let your brain create the entire Game of thrones universe for you.
Keep in mind that there's gonna be a lot to read. Depending on your speed and time, it could take a few weeks or even months to go through all the books that are out.
Then watch the show afterwards.
Watching the show first will rob you of the chance to imagine the GoT-Universe however you want, since you'll be reading about character X and all you'll think about is actor X who plays character X in the show.
So books first, if you're into books.
What movie is the cream of the crop of Vietnamkino?
FMJ
Apocalypse Now
The Deerhunter
Platoon
1.Apocalypse Now
2.The Deerhunter
3.Platoon
4.Full Metal Jacket
>Why ain't you happy?
>What do you want that you do not have?
>At the moment, peace and quiet.
>Ba...
>No need to seize last word Lord Baelish, I assume it was something clever
YASS QUEEN SLAAYY
>>85130272
What a cunt
>>85130272
CIA is such a goddamn orbiter.