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>>87630242
Every great mind from pythagoras and plato to kant and sartre have had nothing but contempt for women.

>>87630332
>greek and french pedophile homos hate women
what a surprise

>I've been MGTOW for almost a year and can't go about without a woman anymore.
Gosh, it's almost like actively suppressing your sexual urges is stupid and unhealthy.

hi im david

>>87630204
CUZCOOOOO

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>>87630197
pleb

>>87630197
Zodiac is good, the rest is garbage
>Drive

you would like Lars von Trier's movies

>>87630100

Probably.

If they're not smart enough to understand what the movie is you'd think they could at least appreciate it as a BGF popcorn flick (see also: Independence Day).

people who are paid to have opinions usually have bad ones

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>>87630100

In terms of quotability, this movie is pretty high up there.

Not as high as Aliens, but pretty high.

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Moreso than any entry in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>87630082
Calm down son.

>>87630145
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

1979 is the only worthwhile Alien

>>87629941
>Why couldn't I get Alien 5? Ripley deserves to have her character arc completed,
She died you stupid fuck.

>Alien 3 was shit
dumb pleb, don't post here

>>87629941
>Ripley deserves to have her character arc completed
Ripley's character arc ended in 3 when she died. What more do you want? And no, I don't count some fucking clone as Ripley, and neither should you.

Oldboy
Memories of Murder
I saw the the Devil
The Host
Train to Busan

those come to mind.

Outrage series

>>87629705
Leddit got it's hands on it

Contrarians.

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too much sodium intake

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We could've had a Fables show

>>87629678
Pretty shit for anything but waifuing.

>>87629678

It has it's moments. rumple is and Hook are the best characters

>>87629565
GUMMED
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Why not turn around and beat the shit out of the clown

>>87629565
>Presses gums into kids forearm
>Arm magical severed at elbow
>Kid slowly crawls away
Fuck this shit movie.

>>87629551
Comedians don't have any actual talents and have to appease their masters by grinning and joking

Networks wont allow such illegal opinions

They're not allowed on TV

>>87629332
Favorite film of that year desu. Loved it

>>87629332
it's race mixing propaganda.

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>>87629384

>>87629255
This is a stupid thread and you should feel bad for making it.

Todd asking people to pay their taxes to him.

>>87629255
ASOIAF/GOT is a terrible setting for a video game

what would you even do

I'm liking the resurgence of Jonah the Hill memes

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>>87629172
WATCH IT, FATTY

>>87629172
D'OHHHH!

Darth Vadar Fanon wiki meetup

>>87629507
Are they on Reddit?

youd think in the rain a lightsaber would be giving off steam that hit it...