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>>84358144
Some jew most likely

On one hand I wanna blame the woman but on the other those two look pretty jewish.

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>>84358144
Whoever decided not to cast Ingruber.

I'm a hole guy too, if you know what I mean eh heh heh heh heh

Be careful what you wish for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaxGjGFwE8M

Reminder this piece of shit filmed well over five years ago still hasn't come out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaxGjGFwE8M

>>84357969
No because I'm not a netlfix lazyshit who drinks and does drugs as a fulfilling hobby every day and wishes these habits got me interesting opportunities.

Nathan 4 u is 2bh

Literally every season after 2 is shit. Otherwise yes

Unironically the first time I find her attractive

>all of my jizz

Joss the sexist Whedon?

bravo vince

>>84357860
HUUAAH!

Is it a coincidence that Gus looks a lot like Obama?

>>84357857
your mum when I licked her bunghole

>>84357857
every smart person will tell you that jerry is the antagonist

tom just wants a peaceful life

>>84358447

This.

Tom would be taking a nap on the kitchen floor and Jerry lights his tail on fire just for the lulz. Plus Tom had to put up with that aggro housekeeper lady. Hated that fat bitch.

>>84357820
That's you're an unfunny redditor

back door sluts 9 was kino

>>84358438
Makes Naughty Nurses 4 look like Crotch Capers 6

reposting from the other thread
just finished watching fwwm
what a fucking mess. setting aside viewing it as a movie (which would make it even worse) and viewing it as something for the fans, it was so pointless, most of it was showing stuff we already know happened happen exactly how we knew they happened, and the new stuff went fucking no where. what was the point of the new agents if we're gonna just forget about them 30 minutes in?
it literally added zero to the series, except i guess the ring and david bowie, which also went nowhere. if i watched this at the time of release and this was the last of twin peaks for 20+ years i would have been pissed
gonna watch missing pieces now

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https://youtu.be/vor65mNB8Uk

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*Roadhouse stage expands to 3 times its size*

>Ladies and gentlemen, the The War On Drugs!

>>84357696
True Detective threads are always just a massive circlejerk echochamber so here's a bit of criticism.

I don't enjoy tv shows, so everybody recommended me the first season of TD because it's more of a "mini-series", not a tv show for them.
Well for me the experience was exactly like any other tv show, unenjoyable.

The primary focus is on the written narrative and nothing else, the repetitive structure, countless establishing shots and shots of a car entering a location, countless "let's go to a bar for a beer" exposition dialogues, every episode has to end with a cliffhanger, every episode has one big moment where it all builds up to, countless twists and turns which result in a total disinterest in who is the actual killer by the end of the season etc

Like any other tv show.
After the fifth episode I had to make myself watch the rest of the season, I didn't even care who is the killer after all the edgy twists and turns, I just wanted it all to end. Most of the time you don't even have to look at the screen, the back to back camerawork in dialogues get's so overused that you can basically just listen to the conversation without even watching the screen and grasp all the information you need because the written narrative is the main thing here, while in film it's the visual narrative.
So I stick to film.

>>84357879

nice terrible pasta, parrot

>>84357879

nice ESL pasta

I NEED SOMEBODY

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>OP has posted his thread once again in a vain attempt to discredit me. I myself must grin and bear it for now, as much as I'd like to imagine his face frying in a skillet. Because to be a true Memeander in Chief, one must bide their time, and wait for the perfect time to strike... much like the fox outside the henhouse, or the hired guns on the flight plan. Senator OP may think I'm small potatoes, but if anything I'm a big guy... for him. And while I belong in the Oval Office, I'm afraid he'll have to stay behind in the wreckage.

>>84357604
MY CAREER IS OVER

F

F

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Mods we better get a sticky when he dies.

I STICK MY HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER FOR ONE FREAKING MINUTE

Miami Vice

>>84357514
The few movies they ripped off making it

>>84357433
i can see what this person was going for, its just not done that well
also
>inb4 blade runner

>>84357433
>Minimalist movie poster thread
>First image is a clusterfuck

>>84357433
Haha nice collage OP, I'm sure your classmates will love it, now show us the real movie poster

Just like high school they come back running to the DChad.

I love this WB and Disney rivalry.

>>84357342

DChads always get what they want

>>84357342
They've been with WB for ages

>>84357225
Matt Damon?

>>84357225
Matt Damon

>>84357225
Idris Elba