prep time
>>85701837
No. In a hand to hand fight with Tony Stark, yes, but not as Batman and Iron Man.
Depends on a number of technicalities.
If we go by the most powerful they've ever been, batman. He became a literal god at one point. He took Metron's chair, mantling his power and becoming the god of knowledge.
I saw this before watching BvS, then I saw the movie, then I saw the extended edition. Months later, I'm working through Half in the Bag in order and re-watched the BvS review and I'm stumped. Their complaints are so vapid, smug, and self-satisfied that it comes across as a satire of YouTube movie reviewers rather than a genuine review.
>"They were worried this movie would be too smart for audiences. After seeing it, that was such a fucking joke."
Was it, Jay? Because it seems like it was too smart for you. I don't mean that in some condescending way, either, because BvS isn't some exalted art house film, but like, take their complaints about the kryptonite spear. "Why make a spear instead of bullets or brass knuckles?" Hey, maybe instead of watching the movie fixated on finding joke material, think about what you're seeing. Snyder very explicitly puts things in the film to create echoes from mythology that reverberate through the main characters. It's a spear because Christ wasn't stabbed in the ribs with brass knuckles, you fucking hacks. Honestly. "Why did she throw it in the water?" Why does the Lady of the Lake emerge from the water to present Arthur with Excalibur?
They watch movies. They're not dumb. This stuff shouldn't have flown over their heads, so I'm left in awe at how proud they seem to be of not understanding something this on the nose. In past reviews, they talk about decisions akin to making it a spear and justified it saying "it might not be realistic, but then it wouldn't be cinematic." Well? That little pass they've given to other movies basically dismantles 95% of their problems with BvS.
So, what the fuck was their problem?
https://youtu.be/VGsrMaxx8N4
>>85701682
The problem is that you have autism
>>85701682
>"Why did she throw it in the water?" Why does the Lady of the Lake emerge from the water to present Arthur with Excalibur?
Very poorly executed then, the spear could have been knocked into the puddle and Lois runs to go find it.
>>85701682
>BvS failed because it was too smart
I love this pasta. Here, have a better shitposting image you can use for next time. Your post would work better if it went more into how everyone was too dull witted to understand the true brilliance that was on display. I feel you really brushed past that too much. Good job hitting the RLM button though.
Finally, based John Oliver putting that fat snake oil salesman down. Oliver truly is /ourguy/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q
IT'S
Alex Jones is funny but current year man is right that it's sad that people take him seriously
CURRENT
>Cersei's done horrible things I could never even imagine myself doing. She's a monster
>*poisons young kid at his wedding where he dies violently in his mother's arms*
>*frames two innocent people and almost gets one executed for it*
This bitch had it coming
>I killed joffrey
>"jamie takes out a knife and starts stabbing her eyeballs"
wasn't that smart a move desu
You morons are getting desperate. D&D are doing a fine job with the bag of shit George left them.
>>85701247
>Cersei's done horrible things I could never even imagine myself doing. She's a monster
Yeah, I was wondering what this even meant. Olenna poisoned an adolescent at his wedding.
Cersei blew up a cathedral of religious zealots.
What is the horrible thing she can't imagine herself doing? The incest? The hunting accident for Robert? How are they worse??
Post your favorite movie and get judged fairly.
>>85700175
I take it you like dags.
I like dags too.
RIP Jeanne Moreau
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40774985
Sticky when
I'll miss her perma sadface
press S to spit
>We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Holy fuck, Lads. I damn near cried in the theatre
i wish i was simple-minded enough to be moved to tears by such crude propaganda
jelly af tbqhwyf
>>85699647
And then they ran away like the cowards they were.
This was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHY2UzOonig
yes yes... well done Tolkien... well done Tolkien...
HOWEVER
*dodges the draft*
How the fuck does he do it, lads?
*buuuurp* gods not real tyrion
Will HBO go through with Confederate?
Or will they cave into pressure?
Yes but they'll rewrite the script to double up on the white shaming.
>>85698725
ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exnwTWfFRM8
its actually a pretty good watch
Is it like man in the high castle but only understandable for americans?
One of the best movies of all time.
Well I really like that movie but one of the best? Nah you're overrating it.
>>85697262
>One
Try two.
Two of the best doubles of all time
Would it have been kino?
>In 1095 A.D., thief Hagen (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is caught stealing from an abbey, but avoids execution by faking a miracle and is recruited by the corrupt Pope Urban II (Christopher Macdonald) as a propaganda tool in the Crusades against the barbaric muslims who have besieged Jerusalem. Hagen's commanding officer is his psychopathic, sadistic half-brother, Count Emmerich of Bascarat (Gary Sinise). After Hagen disfigures Emmerich's face in retaliation for Emmerich raping an innocent young woman, Emmerich arranges for Hagen to be sold into slavery to the Saracens.
>By a stroke of fate, Hagen's old friend, con man Ari (John Turturro), turns out to be a distant relative of Prince Ibn Khaldun, and arranges for Hagen to instead become a soldier for the Saracens. Journeying to Jerusalem, where he intends to escape, Hagen instead finds a peaceful realm where Christians, Jewish and Muslim co-exist in peace and realizes the Crusaders are the enemy. He also falls in love with Khaldun's sister Mira (Jennifer Connelly) and rallies the people of Jerusalem to stand against Emmerich and his army in a bloodthirsty battle.
>Verhoeven's script is notorious for it's subversive approach, portraying the Saracens as noble warriors unfairly persecuted by the Latin Church, and it's dark tone and graphic violence, with scenes such as Hagen stumbling upon a pedophile rape orgy in a church; Hagen caving in Emmerich's face by bludgeoning his helmet, which later has to be sawed off alongside chunks of Emmerich's face; Emmerich raping teenage girls on a medieval bathtub filled with grapes in order to savor the tainted juice that the smashed grapes produced; Hagen being stitched to a live donkey and having to tear himself free; and Hagen having an orgy with Mira's maids for Mira's voyeuristic pleasure, among others.
>The project was being developed by Carolco Pictures, but was scrapped when "Showgirls" flopped and Carolco went bankrupt, souring Verhoeven on the Hollywood movie industry.
>>85696637
>arabs as the good guys
>christian church is evil
If this was done today, /tv/ would cry denounce Verhoeven as a SJW fedora tipper
>Paul Verhoeven
yeah
Why do young actresses agree to do nude scenes?
>>85696351
Because when you're starving and looking for work, you'll agree to just about anything.
Why are you a shut-in?
>>85696351
>LITERALLY what could be perceived as the merchant's shadow on the right
Is this pottery?
Hullo Sansuh
*inhales audibly*
>>85696219
You're a big guy
>>85696219
Get this ugly ass cripple out of my face
Would you betray Earth for your alien fetish?
i dont see why not
the earth betrayed me
>>85695452
Are they still making part 2? It's been 8 years.
>>85695492
Man betrayed you. The Earth did not.
This show was incredible. I can't believe how overlooked it was.
Don't even try. I loved it based Kevin but /tv/ is plebs for television
And this is better
>>85694976
try again but this time in english, pajeet
>its a Matt episode
the best kind of episodes