>if you don't cast Brendan on your next blockbuster film, you're going to have a bog problem
>trying to hard to fit in: the post
>>81369113
>t-thanks Mr. Bog
>>81369113
the call that UNJUSTed Brendan
Okay...so.
Storm is Egyptian and has an all white mohawk. Not only that but her and Angel are also bad guys. Not only bad guys, but 2 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Angel has metal wings but can fly. Charles lost his hair from a weird body transference that was interrupted. Scott's brother is Havoc. Quick Silver is Magneto's son. Jean and Logan met in the past and she gave him back his memories. Beast controls his fur with medication.
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT. FINE. FUCK IT.
CHARLES IS MAGNETO'S FATHER. HITLER WAS A MUTANT AND HE WAS JEALOUS OF MAGNETO'S POWER BECAUSE HE COULD SEE THE FUTURE. MUTANTS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS. NIGHTCRAWLER WAS A WOMAN BUT HAD A SEX CHANGE.
IS THAT RETARDED ENOUGH?!
>>81369064
Diddling boys all the damn time must have rubbed off on Singers cognitive processing
>>81369064
I want Jean Grey to step on my nuts
>>81369064
>Mex-Men
DROPPED
What do you own from the criterion collection?
Wiseau's commentary and the Cahiers du Cinéma essay are really insightful.
>>81369022
enjoy your hdd failure, plebcuck
This was as good as you guys said it would be. Can women understand it?
Most men can't even understand it.
>>81368854
>This was as good as you guys said it would be
So not at all?
>Can women understand it?
Yes women can understand being moopy shits more than anyone
>>81368854
>>81368893
>>81368993
Pottery. MoS never disappoints
Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine.
(laughs)
Now then Dimitri. You know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dimitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing.
(listens)
Well, I'll tell you what he did, he ordered his planes... to attack your country.
(listens)
Well let me finish, Dimitri. Let me finish, Dimitri.
(listens)
Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dimitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?
(listens)
Of course I like to speak to you. Of course I like to say hello. Not now, but any time, Dimitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened.
(listens)
It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour.
>>81368841
This was my favorite part of the movie
This is realistically how the Trump/Putin call went last night.
I am... I am positive, Dimitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick.
(listens)
Well I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes.
(listens)
Yes! I mean, if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, uh, well, we're just going to have to help you destroy them, Dimitri.
(listens)
I know they're our boys.
(listens)
Alright, well, listen... who should we call?
(listens)
Who should we call, Dimitri?
(listens)
The people...? Sorry, you faded away there.
(listens)
The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. Where is that, Dimitri?
(listens)
In Omsk. Right. Yes.
(listens)
Oh, you'll call them first, will you?
(listens)
Uh huh. Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri?
(listens)
What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information. I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I'm very sorry.
(listens)
Alright! You're sorrier than I am! But I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dimitri. Don't say that you are more sorry than I am, because I am capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, alright?
So...
Republicans r dum
QWOMPF
DUCK!
Will westerns make a comeback?
>>81368777
Are you fucking retarded?
>>81368777
wrong thread
>>81368787
If somebody had said in the 1990s had said capekino would dominate the box office, what would you have said?
>mfw this character never came back in the movie
he is betty
you can tell by his effeminate mannerisms in the diner when he's explaining the dream
>>81368755
But how does that make any fucking sense?
>explaining something you don't understand
hmm really makes you think
Has anyone seen this documentary?
I saw it a couple of days ago. It was ok. It was really nice to see some doing great after porn but others like Janine Lindemulder are just so sad.
Please keep it sfw. You know that these threads are always comfy when you do.
I knew about Janine Lindemulders custody battle beforehand, but it's the first time I've herd her version of it. She actually sounds like a normal person. I mean, considering the accusations against her. And some of the other porn performers are a bit out there.
The highlight was Georgina Spelvin (from The Devil in Miss Jones from 1973) she seems like a nice old lady.
Nope haven't seen it, I wouldn't mind finding out what happened to Saskia Steele and Bethany Sweet if someone were to find them though.
The Allie threads on /gif/ sometimes show her as a hairdresser.
>skip through the movie
>come to the part about BDSM
>on screen is some nice looking Milf
>all of a sudden she says
>boy toys should just shut up and follow what mommy tells them
>dick is instant diamonds
Just based on this I give it a 10/10, but I haven't seen more than 5 minutes of it.
SAY IT
>>81368651
Tangerine
Harvey Tangerine Face
THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVAR
>>81368651
"rick and morty is reddit"
Why is Cheryl Blossom literally best girl?
>>81368336
define "girl"
>>81368336
hated her at first but now I like her.
>>81368455
>>81368336
Looks like a south korean idol, 99% plastic
>>81368268
RLM should apologize. Why did the not say anything when one of their biggest fans opened his heart out to them?
>>81368310
Because they're smart enough to not engage in autistic youtube drama. Same reason they ignored Doug Walker when he tried to engage them in a feud when they appeared on an Honest Trailer for The Dark Knight Rises instead of him.
>>81368373
source/info on this?
Is a Spiderverse film possible?
I heard you liked capeshit so we shit in your cape so you can capeshit while you capeshit
Not only is it possible, it's also probably. Amy Pascal is desperate for an MCU like universe and has already threatened to take Spidey away from Marvel. Miles is starring in animated film, Gwen's hot right now. Venom solo flick.
>>81368068
No
fuck slott
fuck you
and fuck everything you stand for
Actors who will possibly pull a Matthew Mcconaughey.
What do you mean by this?
>>81367711
He was pretty good in Hell or High Water.
>>81367998
Yeah, he is a solid actor
cant wait for Rick and Morty to reference this.
>the state of post-golden age television
This scene was so god damned stupid.
Signs like that are too heavy to use as a weapon, and it can pierce skulls just by lightly poking them with the flat edge? Fuck the writers