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>>79223009

I enjoyed the comic but it bugged the shit out of me how 99% of the superheroes were fuckers. I get the explanation, but I have a hard time believing that many of them would be that way. It's like I can accept a world with super juice and there's a super power of vaginal discharge but I have a hard time accepting such a dim view of humanity. Not really surprising but Watchmen was better.

>>79223084
>I get the explanation, but I have a hard time believing that many of them would be that way. It's like I can accept a world with super juice and there's a super power of vaginal discharge but I have a hard time accepting such a dim view of humanity.

Welcome to the world of Mark Millar, the sme guy that had a super villain orchestrate his nemesis' gay son to impregnate his sister to defuse a bomb in her womb.

I am NOT joking.

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>>79223117

>>79222803
You start

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>dude what if I eat stuff while i'm on screen and laugh at stuff

>Australia demands answers

as an Australian i couldn't care less

>>79222798

I bet they got brothers Grimsby quick as a whip tho

>>79222811
>as an Australian
i smell a leaf

the first movie was mediocre, why do you guys like it so much?

>>79222740
Because it was fun watching an Action movie where I was always fully aware that that's the main actor, not a stunt man doing those shit.

Also it didn't have "Muh Dark demons" type of shit you expect from Marvel/DC (or any modern action movie desu). They killed his dog, he kills everybody

>>79222777
NICE

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

>>79222588
Piss filler?

>>79222736
Piss-filter, as in deep yellow hues throughout the film.

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>>79222514
I'M FUCKIN IN

>>79222514
season 5 when? I heard a rumor they had a script kicking around for it, centered around kenny in hollywood trying to option his script

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>>79222631
that would be cool, haven't found much other than this though
Vice Principals is pretty good too, I need to rewatch it

No, as long as you keep giving them attention.

>>79222395
Amber 'Succubus' Heard
Girlfaggot Deleminge
Nigga "What da fuck"
Bearded Hobo
Bigtit Ol' Girl

our liberal army

I guess liberals got a different constitution too given all the gun grabbing huh?

>>79222352
The joke is you're supposed to read it backwards like Yiddish. Formerly Chuck's Sneed's Feed & Seed.

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>>79222352
>used to post this regularly in Simpson joke threads 5+ years ago
>tfw regret sets in over the monster you helped create

>>79222352
It was a reflection upon the death of American small business and agriculture.

But a nigga ain't one of em
haha

she has civilization fever

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is she, dare I say it, /ourgal/?

>>79222115
And it's made him $50+ million in his chosen profession doing what he loves. Whatever you or I think he's winning at life bro

>>79222115
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>79222213
true, but so did Jim Parsons saying
>zimbabwe
after """"nerdy"""" jokes and Will Ferrell with
>look at me, I'm yelling

maybe they're geniuses who acknowledged how to earn money on normies

Are there any clips of Franco doing a Tommy impression?

I've only ever heard Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero do it right.

i don't know if i should be looking forward to this. even if it turns out just ok i feel it'd still be a letdown because the book was just so incredible.

>>79222087

There's just no need for this movie to exist. We already have the original movie and the book. Why the fuck is a parody of them necessary?

>>79221961
Thank you Marcel. How are the crab legs today?

>>79221961
I didn't order any popcorn you fucking nigger, stop trying to scam me with your overpriced salted treats.

>>79221961
f-for you

I Dunno

>>79221743
No. Age.

Age, and Bam being a fucking idiot.

All the guys have been openly toying with the idea of a fourth and final movie, but Bam can't get his act together. Even Steve-O said he needs to get clean.

Fucking Steve-O

>>79221656

Peppermint Patty deserved better.

>>79221674

She was tedious and unlikable. Unlike Lucy, who was tedious but likable.

>>79221674
>>79221656

>haha Patty is such a lesbo
>actually super wet for Charlie Brown's dick

Wait what the fuck Snoopy in shit tier fuck you OP!

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>>79221543
>nuke a creature created and powered by nuclear energy

>>79221627
The intense heat and shockwave comes before the radiation dumbass

nobody in the modern military knows how to use nuclear weapons beyond dropping them out of a plane and bonkin Japan on the noggin

it's the biggest bluff in the world