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>>82591358
WHAT?! GOD DAMMIT FUCK

I expect a wave of people overrating blackhat now because of the dc. It will be the new miami vice

>>82591487
>now
They've been overrating this piece of shit since it came out.

>>82591270
Madlad.

Seriously what a lad.

Top lad.

Man I wish I had friends.

>>82591270
ENGLISH SHEBOON ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>82591270
What did he say?

>>82591000
I got trips, forgive my typo. FRWL*

>>82591000
Better production than Dr. No, better Villain, better Bond girls, better soundtrack.

I won't argue it's better than FRWL, because that is my favorite.

>>82591000
As long as you agree that OHMSS is unquestionably the best Bond movie you can think whatever you like.

Yes thank Christ

>>82590810
366 days in prison
40K fine
2 years supervised release

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Its always bothered me how shows like these are acceptable in a country thats constantly on a witchhunt for pedophiles.
You let 5-12 year old girls dance around in the skimpiest of clothing, judging them by thier 'beauty' and how well they can shake their asses, literally sexualizing children and making softcore modeling videos, but then people suddenly shriek and act disgusted when someone dares say they're turned on by it.
Whats the endgame with this shit?

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She is nobody. Kylo is the last Skywalker. Her purpose is that she's Kylo/Ben Solo's soulmate and the one destined to bring him back to the light. That's why the lightsaber called to her. It's why Rey has dreamt about Kylo even before she left Jakku according the novelization. Why they have a mysterious connection and his loyalty to Snoke seems to waver around her. Maz says whoever she was waiting for (her family) is never coming back

>"But there’s someone who still could, with your help."

Rey assume she means Luke and so does the audience. But she was actually talking about Kylo. He could still come back to the light with Rey's help.

She the reincarnation of "The One" the first person to discover the force. She was part of a brother / sister team.

Snoake is the first person to weild the power of the dark side. Disney is already setting this up with one of their recent EU novels. In that story Sheev hears a voice calling to him from the outer rim territories. That voice is Snoake. This whole back story, of a "bigger bad guy" is based on an idea George Lucas and Gary Marshal had in the 1980s for a potential Star Wars sequel trilogy.

The Jedi were tricked into thinking Anakin was the chosen one. Even Yoda admits they may have misread the prophecy. Disney is going to expand on this idea, and in doing so they'll change the tone of the PT. No longer will a child killer be "the chosen one." It's also more sympathetic towards Anakin because now we see he was never in charge of his own life. His whole existence was one big manipulation

>>82591281

When Rey tells Kylo that he fears he will never be as powerful as Darth Vader she's actually predicting a big moment in Kylo's story.

Kylo will sacrifice himself in Episode IX. He and Rey will team up to defeat Snoke (dark and light together, this is a very important theme).

In this battle he will sacrifice himself, just as his father did and his grandfather did before him, to save Rey and defeat the enemy.

At this moment, he WILL be as powerful as Darth Vader.

make them less gay

>>82590518
Lets pretend it was just a bantha dream..

>>82590518
> how

Scarp the entire fuckin storyline

2 HEAVY HANGERS

Actually my mother loves it

This has to be the worst show I've ever seen hands down.

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...to THIS??

this goes out to all my bipeds to identify as reddit

>>82590382
I want to have sex with DJ Seahorse. It's my goddamn right.

The Pacific failed so hard to recreate BoB's success.

>character is killed
>long emotional sequence while guys react
>music swells
>slow motion carrying the body away
>I have no idea who the fuck died because nobody was developed

I could name a dozen characters from BoB after one viewing, I could name 3 or 4 from The Pathetic.

>>82590487
>>82590318
They should've just focused on Sledge and Co., instead of starting with one set of characters (Basilone etc) and then having Sledge, Snafu, etc.

bob is pampered special forces waltzing through fat conscripts on the last year of the war

pacific is children going through hell

one is a cartoon, the other is a show about war

>>82590198
>What happened to the mid-budget film?
They come out in every season that isn't Summer. It has always been like this.

>>82590198
Most movies are shit.
Wait for current movie bubble to pop, I'm sure the continuous assault of Disney/Marvel/Star Wars movies will kill it.

>>82590198
1.) It's easier to avoid paying royalties and taxes when everyone thinks your file bombed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

2.) The internet hate machine loves hyperbole

>>82590175
fuck off roastie

>>82590175
Nigger, it was just a silly joke. He asked him to choose a weevil, but the guy couldn't figure out which one to pick, so he told him to choose the lesser of two weevils, it's a play on words. Like, lesser of two evils.

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why were they okay with dying in the service of a greater cause??

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>>82590110
That your mom again?

>>82590110
Until... people kept eating my yogurt.

Idc what people think. It was a great show and had an amazing ending

Why do normies actually think this is an accurate portrayal of social anxiety?
He has sex ,and friends, and has no real issues communicating.
That shit stole and ruined my formative years and still impacts me to this day.
Fucking normies trivializing horrible illnesses.

There are some cringeworthy lines, but overall they are rare and its an enjoyable show

>>82589973
>le capitalism is bad guise xD

dropped it like a burning coal

They are right. Ryan Gosling cannot act

so rlm's idea of humor is filming rich evans

>>82589965
>/ourguy/ is devoid of any and all charisma

hmm. mmhmmmm

>mcgowan

What's with all this Hibernian supremacy in Amerifat media?

>>82589947
Meh. The Rock played one of my relatives and i dont give a fuck. They can suck it up.

>>82589947

I guess they couldn't cast an actual mongoloid.