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>expect some dumb bro-tier beer comedy
>it's actually an arthouse masterpiece
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literally 2deep4u for neo/tv/
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??
/tv/ loves this movie
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blonde vanessa is cute!!
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>Half of the fantastical beasts weren't based on any kind of mythological beast like in HP,, just random bullshit
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>which is better
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>>79201349
>why
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That is what you get when you spin off one of dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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"What's your opinion, Nia?"
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Monitoring this bread
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don't care
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>>79201170
You can't say that.
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Tommy Wiseau is making new movie!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXdU3iuAyI
Will it be good?
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>>79201145
>Gregg talked about how Tommy seemed more like a guy who should be driving a hearse rather than a Mercedes
>is actually driving a hearse
Nice. Glad they're still friends, I wasn't sure if they had a falling out after the book came out
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He's self aware now. It's not funny anymore.
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>>79201442
Will you still watch it? I will just to see how he fucks up at actually trying to be funny.
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Is this, dare I say it, capekino?
>The Guardians of the Galaxy are recruited to protect the Sovereign People, an ancient race of genetically engineered aliens, from an extradimensional monster. In exchange they're given Nebula (Karen Gillian) so she can answer for her crimes.
>Rocket (Bradley Cooper) steals valuable power batteries before leaving, offending Queen Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), who hires the Ravagers to go after the Guardians. When Yondu (Michael Rooker) refuses, he's overthrown by Taserface (Chris Sullivan). They captured Rocket and Baby Groot (Vin Diesel) and Nebula joins them to hunt down the remaining Guardians.
>While fleeing, Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and Drax (Dave Bautista) come across Star-Lord's long-lost father, intergalactic adventurer Ego (Kurt Russell), and his private attendant Mantis (Pom Klementieff). Ego had been searching for Star-Lord for years and Star-Lord becomes divided between sticking with his crew or staying with his father.
>James Gunn says the theme of the movie is "family". You have Star-Lord's relationship with his biological father Ego and his surrogate father Yondu; Gamora and Nebula's strained relationship as sisters; Drax becomes a surrogate older brother/father to Mantis; and Rocket and Baby Groot's brother-like bond.
>Movie is self-contained and features no direct references to the Avengers, Thanos or the Infinity Stones aside from a subtle hint to their role in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR.
http://www.slashfilm.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-set-visit/3/
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>capeshit
>any kind of kino
no
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i wish i could read again all the posts that said GOTG would bomb hard
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>>79201098
Guardians isn't cape anything.
It's like Star Wars with different characters.
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/tv/ why did you lie to me? You said this shit was good and "one of adult swim bests"
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it was canceled after 6 episodes, why would you believe that?
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It is, it went over your head
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>>79201097
who's /tv/ sounds like a guy with shit taste to me
but yeah it's like 95% unfunny and has hardly any jokes
they even failed at surrealism
The name is Bond. James Bond.
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Im not racist, but how can a human being look this ape like?
whats the point of evolution if you are still going to look like a monkey.
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>>79201060
No.
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>>79201060
The name is Booga. Ooga Booga.
Why was Harry Crane such an underused and underappreciated character
This board is full of Petefags. Yes Pete was a very well written character but why is based Crane always ignored
Why won't there ever be a spinoff series starring a slightly older and sleazier Harry Crane in 1970s Hollywood
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>>79201055
He was a piece of shit. Him and pete had an opposite arc.
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>>79201200
>He was a piece of shit.
But that's one of the reasons he was such a great character. And the actor portrayed his sleaziness really well.
You can imagine him becoming a creepy Hollywood sleazebag in the 70s
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>>79201055
Because he's just unremarkable in almost every way.
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Why didn't he just wait for Frodo to get near Gondor then steal the ring?
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Because Frodo guarded it well
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because then the eagles would have just flown the ring to mt doom
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>>79200809
Because Legolas would have soloed him.
>go to the kinopolis to watch la la land
>brought my falcon to get past the no singles policy
>they let me in but i have to go through the penis inspection
>4 guys in hazmat suits pull up and bring me to a concealed area
>they inspect my penis, stretching and pulling it
>i managed to cheat the inspection so I passed
>go get some snacks and popcorn
>operator is muslim and banned popcorn because its not halal
>ask for a replacement
>he pulls a huge 20 pound bag of uncooked rice onto the counter
>he fills my cup with the dry grains of rice and tells me its just as good if not better
>go to the shower room
>men showers are broken so i have to use the birdbath with my falcon
>its dirty, stagnant and filled with litter
>muslim operator tells me to face to mecca and pray
>i have no prayer rug so i have to buy one
>$650 + tip
>finally done with praying
>finally get to the seats
>4 hours of commercials and trailers
>the movie begins
>i saved my rice grains for the movie
>start eating, its fucking hard
>halfway through the flick i get a stomach ache
>run to the bathroom and shoot buckshot out of my ass because of the undigested rice
>i pass out from rectal bleeding in the stall
>my falcon finds me 6 hours later
>get fined for the mess $1250 + tip
>about to leave the cinema
>the guys in the hazmat suits pull up and taze me in the neck
>they found out I cheated the inspection
>they put me in a cell for 30days
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uh your story was getting sketchy when you said you brought a falcon with you, but its so obvious when you said you went through a penis inspection
fake shit OP
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>>79200929
>you will never be this new again
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ITT: Failed Netflix Originals.
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there's 2 seasons of this
https://youtu.be/OTMZ2X5cE_Q
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Everything that's not Stranger Things
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>one day at a time
>all episodes January 6
What did they mean by this?
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BANE?
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*GRUNTS*
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>>79200570
Aye
What's the point of Dooku's curved lightsaber hilt?
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>>79200428
Swag
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Prostate stimulation
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>>79200428
It's designed after a fencing sword.
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Belle Knox lifetime movie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_CYu3W-FM
lol...
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Who was even asking for this shit? Everyone forgot who she was already.
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remember that flowers in the attic lifetime movie that was supposed to save the little girl from mad mens career
haha
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>>79200390
wait, can you make a porn parody of a movie about a porn star?
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ITT: People you used to think had taste before you really got into film.
This fat pleb faggot.
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>>79200296
My brother, turns out he was just a Battle Royal/Old Boy shitter.
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They didn't even review Silence and I specifically checked to confirm it was playing in their area. Zero people wanted to see the bye bye man reviewed, oh I'm sorry, completely dissected and overanalyzed.
Silence is probably going to be an Academy Awards nominee so I am a bit curious about their thoughts.
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Jay.
He's 90% normalfag, 10% "lol I'm so weird XD!" film school fag