The Wheel of Time is becoming a television series whether you like it or not.
whatever, that series is a mess.
>>85823509
giv aes sedai gf
>it's a Rand whiteknights abusive cunts episode
>it's a Moiraine is insufferable episode
>it's a Perrin's wife kicks him in the balls repeatedly while he apologizes to her episode
>it's an Egwene does something unfathomably stupid while telling everyone she's the best episode
>it's a Mat gets dressed in women's clothes and sodomized by an old lady episode
What are some films where the ending is so retarded it ruins the whole thing
Mystic River
Prometheus
>>85823387
I have to ask. why do you think the ending to 10cl is retarded?
The classic monster movies of the 30's were just that, classic monsters. But the 70's &80's created a ton of new characters we still see today.
>Leatherface
>Michael Myers
>Alien (xenomorph)
>Jason
>Freddy
>Gremlins
>Terminator
>Ghostbusters/Slimer/Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>Predator
>Robocop
>Child's Play
Why?
>>85823343
Boomers taking LSD?
An actually interesting topic for this board
probably because they were stand out sellers on a poster or in a movie trailer, plus it was when post classical was just born where they brought back old school tier ideas, from the eras that included frankenstein and stuff
>>85823343
Cold War fear haunting the creative imagination.
what went wrong?
>>85823279
How the fuck would we know? It hasn't been released yet.
>>85823279
>what went wrong?
Sony.
>>85823279
>Idris
>no full frontal nudity
Probably critics pissed about the misleading movie title baka
Oh no o_o
>>85822880
IGN 5.0 is terrible everywhere else right?
>>85822972
that's like a 0 everywhere else
So is it any good? I love disaster movies that try to be somewhat realistic. The trailers all look pretty good too.
It is fucking fantastic.
The most realistic aspect of it is the ridiculous Japanese bureaucracy and how it leads to shit not getting done and them getting fucked up.
>>85822666
It's kino, Satan.
Checked
Please take me back Howard
>>85822509
I couldn't watch the latest interview he did, fucking shirt off with stapled wounds, the twitter pic was enough
F
I'm a girl btw
DARK TOWER RT THREAD
It's a disaster
>For a movie based on a beloved book series, the writing is sometimes shockingly bad.
>At a mere ninety minutes, it feels like one of those YouTube fan edits of an entire series.
>The Dark Tower is a thoroughly average take on some truly incredible source material.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_dark_tower_2017
>>85822486
>truly incredible source material
>>85822486
>For a movie based on a beloved book series, the writing is sometimes shockingly bad.
Did they not read the source?
>>85822486
Can someone please explain me which of the books did they try to put in this film? I mean, no Eddy, no Susanna, but Dark Tower already shown and kinda breaking, so i couldn't understand shit from the trailers.
Is it weird that I find her incredibly attractive in Westworld but not in anything else? I think it's her conservative style of dress and makeup.
i like how she is an object that you can do anything with you can have your way with her
Yes female clothing of the past and girls acting/dressing presentable is much more attractive than the sluts of today
Just started my foray into Malick with Song to Song. That was quite a ride.
Why can't more art films be like this? This one actually felt genuine and not like the typical "artsy for the sake of artsy" stuff you see with other directors. Is Malick the only art director who actually understands good filmmaking?
Also, what could "BV" possibly stand for? Such a weird name.
I don't know how to write dialog so everything will be voiceovers, lmao
>>85822491
WTF? There was plenty of dialogue.
just finished watching the leftovers.
what do i do now?
watch ozark?
>>85821697
find a real gf
Don't watch Fargo season 3.
Can't handle that Nora.
What are some must-hear DVD commentaries?
ben affleckis armageddon commentary
Cannibal! the Musical
>>85821705
Came in to say this
Also EVIL DEAD II
Sell me this pen
the only proven cure for gayness
How about I sell you my pen?
*unzips dick*
IT SPINS!
What is the absolute best bit in jackass?
>>85821218
When the credits roll and this privileged white sausage party is over
Ryan Dunn perishing.
OP, a hint: post a clip yourself. then bump it a few minutes later with another clip. If you expect to get posts in this thread you need to get it going.
www.dreadcentral.com/news/244374/exclusive-slasher-cinematic-universe-announced/
yeah just as you expected, it's not about the classic slashers. I think it's nearly impossible to get Michel Myers, Jason, Leatherface, Freddy, Ghostface and Chucky all together in one movie! so they just decided to make some random shit.
what do you think, bitches? are you in for The Rave?
Someone post that monster mash-up idea that some anon posted in one of these threads a while ago.
>>85820662
the suicide squad one?
This will be dropped when no one gives a shit about the first film, let alone the whole "universe"
They need to stop with this gimmicky crap. Just worry about making a decent film.