Is this ranking correct?
>not putting sugar tits first
>>83693454
Everything 3 and under is unfuckable.
Probably why this show is so terrible.
>>83693488
>kerry condon
>unfuckable
>francesca
>you are killin me with that bootie
It's interesting to note how many other people you can find just by following one actor.
I originally saw Chris Pratt in First Class, and his performance in key sequences blew me away. I wasn't expecting scenes like Magneto Hunting Shaw or the Satellite Moving, or the acting to accompany them, a credit to the writing and directing too.
So right from 2011, you can look back at performances like Inglorious Basterds (admittedly an awful film, but everybody involved in THAT scene was fantastic, including Tarantino) and especially Steve McQueen's Hunger. Shame follows later in 2011, Prometheus the year after, 12 Years A Slave and narration of "1" (a Formula One documentary, fantastic btw) in 2013, and Frank in 2014.
Then you get to 2015, and the renaissance has begin. Slow West, Macbeth, and Steve Jobs all in one year. Slow West reveals actor Ben Mendelsohn and director John Maclean. Macbeth introduces director Justin Kurzel, and his brilliantly haunting jazz musician brother Jed, as well as Sean Harris (who co-starred in Prometheus, and the later project Trespass Against Us). Steve Jobs becomes what is arguably Pratt's best performance, utilizing Sorkin's script and fantastic co-star performances from Winslet and Jeff Daniels.
It just keeps happening. He comes in to give the only worthwhile performance in X-Men Apocalypse in 2016 and play a tragic gypsy in the aforementioned Trespass Against Us, where Brendan Gleeson and Sean Harris (among others) also shine. Followed by dual roles in Alien: Covenant, showing an even extended vocal range and some of that Shakespearean delivery between David and Walter.
Pre-release for The Snowman (presumably later this year) is pretty low key so far, but I'm optimistic given the source material and the crew as well as the cast.
>>83693441
Now this is shitposting
i dont get it
is this supposed to be funny
>>83693473
The joke is he's acting like Michael Fassbender is Chris Pratt.
No it isn't funny.
JUST
mediocre movie gets a mediocre box office, nothing surprising here
>>83693330
And yet it gets a high RT score
>>83693405
high ? average rating of 6.4-6.8 is high now ? well if we are comparing it to avp or avp:r , sure, if you want to race with the disabled kids to not feel like a total failure
btw even A:R seems to have a 6.4 average with the "top critics" so if you're gonna accept RT score you are gonna have to accept that too, that this movie is pretty much on that level of "success"
theories?
>>83693178
I think he was a robot. But can heal so I don't know
He was a nanomachine colony.
>>83693178
cyborg like David
Sofia Boutella and Samuel L Jackson were the best things in the first Kingsman.
Since they aren't in this sequel, why should I bother seeing this?
Yes Colin Firth is back but still.
I take it they never thought of doing a sequel back when they made the first one otherwise they wouldn't have killed off 10/10 villains.
>>83693057
You're such a film embryo that your opinions literally don't matter. See it, don't see it. No one cares. You're just a capeshit watchin popcorn munchin block buster praising slack jawed brainlet.
>>83693057
Sofia was the ONLY good thing about that new Star Trek movie.
I love her!
>>83693297
Yup. Hope she stars in more
So, serious question:
Did the Cyber Squad ever beat Hacker at his game? Or is Hacker still wreaking havoc across cyberspace and motherboard is still fucked to this day?
How often would you have to be left at your grandparents' cable-less household to have had the opportunity to find out?
>>83692945
THE Hacker, to you.
This is honestly better discussion than capeshit threads
MISTER GARIBALDING
i couldn't watch this show because i simply could not take this character seriously with his ridiculous hair do, dracula fangs and accent and napolean outfit
>>83692529
You really shit. He's an amazing character.
Best show ever
>it's a Mitchell gets fucked up and kills a hooker episode
What did the family-friendly Stargate SG-1 mean by this?
indeed
Really locks my chevrons
>>83692199
>family-friendly
The pilot had tits.
One of them will be donezo by the end of july.
My bets on McKellen
>>83692171
This. Trump will exterminate all gays.
>>83692132
is this the mandela effect? I could of sworn Ian died already
What did they mean by this?
Show was put into production back when people still thought Hillary Clinton was going to win the presidency
Show steadily became unwatchable after the second season.
>>83691905
Female power fantasy.
Fantasy being the key word.
ITT: Top 10 anime battles
>>83691761
i wish labs didn't exist
the absolute worst in the large dog breed
>>83691795
Wow yeah what a terrible dog I made him think I was gonna steal his food and then smacked him
What a terrible unjustified reaction, how dare that dog be upset
>Chris Pine just walks in looking like this carrying a plate of peaches
How does this guy manage to be so based?
>>83691657
He probably carried HER peach by the end of all that.
>>83691710
What did they mean by this?
>>83691657
>tfw Marvel can never recover...
So apparently Fatty Arbuckle raped Virginia Rappe with a coke bottle and or ice cube? Is he, dare I say /ourguy/?
>>83691577
Birth of a Nation uncut edition when? Bravo Griffith.
so what do you guys think of this audio fad? personally I think it is just a scam to get a few extra ยข out of each one of us
I'm from the year 1979, ask me anything
Have they finally made a good show?
>try to make us sympathize with some black thug who killed someone over "honor"
lmao no
Who's they
>>83691433
It was alright.
I found it to be pretty slow paced and boring in parts... but there are some really funny parts.
So how many times have you seen Wonder Woman, /tv/? I am going to see it for the 3rd time tomorrow.
You know there's a cam out right?
>>83691258
I've seen it over six million times
>>83691258
Saw it once in theater.
I'll watch it again when there's a decent camrip or ksub shit.
Then I'll buy it when it's on 4K.