Are they right, /tv/? Are these kinds of shows really that forgettable?
https://youtu.be/vsnm48_EJh0
Bitter af desu
>>83778049
> capeshit fags BTFO yet again
>>83778049
is this what normies watch on youtube?
How long is the Dark Universe going to last?
If it does move forward past the Mummy, which stars are going to hop out of the contract first?
>>83777237
Well, it's making crazy money in Asia so maybe they'll keep it going to see if they can turn it around with an actually decent movie next.
>>83777237
>tfw /tvpol/ told me this movie was going to slay WW
top.fucking.kek
The last fast and the furious film grossed $235 million domestically as of last week on a production budget of $250 million. It has ended up grossing $1.3 billion because chinks, spics and euros have terrible taste.
Keira Knightley is the best actress. Deal with it.
>>83776452
She showed her tits in a movie when she was 15.
>>83776452
she's the best actress we never needed
Best actress?
Why is she smiling?
>>83776095
because she knows
>>83776075
i like her cuz she ain't afraid to whip them titties out
Who here /Hard Quit Capeshit/?
We need to stop financially supporting soulless toy commercials with no artistic value. I will only see a capeshit movie if it is helmed by a genuine artist, and is not part of a "cinematic universe".
I haven't seen the last 2 or 3. I've just gotten jaded because of /tv/m
>>83775270
This is good. These boring movies should not have the privilege of getting your money. Spend it on a FilmStruck subscription.
>>83776086
I've never heard of filmstruck. I'll check it out.
Grace said that Wonder Woman is in her top 3 films of all time. How does this make you feel?
>>83774645
literally who?
>>83774673
Get off /tv/, summerfag.
>person likes a good movie
Who's next?
I hope Chris Evans
You.
>>83774589
If digits, OP's mom
Intergalactic space lord edition
Unseated: >>83755416
Doctor Who? More like Doctor Poo.
>>83773226
That's it. That is the gosh darn straw that broke the frankly patient camel's back. You choose to come in here, a place where we have poured hours of our lives into watching, analysing, and theorising about one of the, if not THE greatest science fiction fantasy drama world history has ever known. Were it not for the relatively small size of our island nation and its population, Doctor Who would be a world phenomenon that would astound the viewing masses with its intelligence and brilliance. I don't exaggerate when I say it's probable that, were the show to be aired in China it would bring the nation to its knees. And yet, in spite of all that, you choose to come in here, in the midst of our dialogue, and spout your HATEFUL, INCORRECT AND SLANDEROUS WORDS LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL! Well guess what mist: it IS a big deal. Bigger than you'll ever know. I can't begin to describe how furious I am at your comments; I was prepared to let them slide the first few times, but this has gone on far too long. You're going to know punishment like you've never known before. I know who you are buddy; my uncle is a high-ranking moderator on this site, and my dad has connections with the police. We're coming for you, and it ain't gonna be pretty. I'll set upon you with instruments you'll wish you'd never see again. Know what a sonic screwdriver is? You'll wish you didn't by the time I'm finished with you. You just sealed your own grave; the only thing you can do for yourself now is run. Run, and pray to whatever Gods are out there that I'll extend some mercy upon you. This is it kid. The worst ordeal of your life, and it begins now.
Series 10 is shit capaldi got colin'd fuck this gay earth
>it's a sloth
>a giant force-using sloth in a goddamned Star Wars movie
hahahahahahhahahha
*inhales*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>83772936
You guys said Rhian wasn't a hack.
>*inhales*
cringe
>>83772936
>"I've addressed it the only way I possibly can - by spending the past three years of my life making a film I do not think is derivative."
So...
What happens now to Family Guy?
>>83772922
It will finally end.
>>83772922
I am going to guess they get a new mayor
>>83772922
The show sucks anways
How has no one been beheaded yet for this?
>>83772659
Muzzies cant get into murrika no more, thats why.
>>83772659
Why should anyone care about gays on a fantasy TV show. They have been disrespected in far worse ways than this. And religious extremists already have countless reason to hate the US.
>>83772659
this is how you know your audience is small
>Tom Hardy to star as villain Jafar in Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake?
Where were you when Bane is literally going to enlarge and become a big guy?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/tom-hardy-star-villain-jafar-10597031
>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin
Fucking wat m8
>>83772426
>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake?
Ya like dawgs?
>white washing
oh boy here we go
>afraid to stand his ground
>admits words have some weird magical power and are only allowed to be said by certain races
embarrassing. Fuck Bill Maher.
honestly, i loved bill's show
i can't watch anymore though.
last night's episode was fucking cringe tier and bill looked like a little bitch all night.
d r o p p e d
>>83771814
>admits words have some weird magical power
Well they do
>and are only allowed to be said by certain races
It goes both ways
>>83771910
no. fuck off
>being treated in hospital after flipping a £2million supercar which then burst into flames as he filmed his new Amazon show The Grand Tour.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591508/Richard-Hammond-airlifted-hospital-horror-crash.html
>>83771745
Fucking Hamster learn how to fucking drive
RIP
They should get Matt Leblanc to replace him
>>83771745
>linking the Daily Mail
Wow.
Back to >>>/pol/
Emma watson is...
>>83771424
a British actress, model, and activist. Born in Paris and brought up in Oxfordshire, Watson attended the Dragon School and trained as an actress at the Oxford branch of Stagecoach Theatre Arts. She rose to prominence after landing her first professional acting role as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film series, having acted only in school plays previously. Watson appeared in all eight Harry Potter films from 2001 to 2011, earning worldwide fame, critical accolades, and around $60 million.
Watson continued to work outside of the Harry Potter films, lending her voice to The Tale of Despereaux and appearing in the 2007 television adaptation of the novel Ballet Shoes. Since then, she has taken on starring roles in The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) and The Bling Ring (2013), made a brief appearance as an exaggerated version of herself in This Is the End (2013), and portrayed the title character's adopted daughter in Noah (2014). In 2017, she portrayed Belle in a live-action adaptation of Beauty and the Beast. Her other releases include Regression (2015), Colonia (2015) and The Circle (2017).
From 2011 to 2014, Watson split her time between working on film projects and continuing her education, studying at Brown University and Worcester College, Oxford and graduating from Brown with a bachelor's degree in English literature in May 2014. Her modelling work has included campaigns for Burberry and Lancôme. As a fashion consultant, she helped create a line of clothing for People Tree. She was honoured by the British Academy of Film and Television Arts in 2014, winning for British Artist of the Year. That same year, she was appointed as a UN Women Goodwill Ambassador and helped launch the UN Women campaign HeForShe, which calls for men to advocate gender equality.
16 years past her prime
a coal burner