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Wonder Kino is dead, bury it 2017-06-01 05:24:35 Post No.83446815
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Wonder Kino is dead, bury it
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2017-06-01 05:24:35
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TUMBLING DOWN
80%'s HERE WE COME BOYS
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>>83446815
pls keep making the same thread and getting btfo, you Mouseshills are making these days worth it with all your faggotry.
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>>83446815
>OF COURSE, ITS THE DISNEYSHILLS BRINGING DOWN THEIR ONE THREAT TO THE DISNEY EMPIRE
DCfags in about 15 seconds.
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https://youtu.be/_hBlzsjAd3Y
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Is this courtroom kino?
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ANON GET YO ASS UP TO THE STAND
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I'M TALKING
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>>83446674
Maybe she's born with it
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So, now that Hercule Poirot has been saved, what other useless cultural relics could use a hip new makeover with the help of Grammy Award™ Winning™ Band™ Imagine Dragons™?
Acceptable alternatives include Twenty One Pilots™ and/or a moody female vocalist doing a grim cover of some 70s track.
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i'll watch it, but there's only one Poirot and you posted him. fuck everything else
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RAUCHY™ and BRAINY™ FALL BLOCKBUSTER FUN™.
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OP what do you mean Poirot has been saved?
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>tfw you can't even remember the last time you watched something on an actual TV
>tfw its always on your pc/monitor, laptop, or in a theater
who else is in the same boat?
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>>83446374
Television is agonizing. I only turn it on to watch some indie channel that actually shows good movies.
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why does she look so much like Rami Malek?
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>>83446374
I only consume kino on my phone. Some bluetooth headphones and the phone taking up 80% of my field of vision and I'm in kino heaven.
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Is this kino worth 14 bucks or should I just wait for a bluray rip?
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I'd recommend it. A lot of people hating on it, but I thoroughly enjoyed it and I hope you do too anon.
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It was aight, if you liked prometheus you'll like this, its probably better.
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Why didn't RLM understand Qui-Gon?
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What's there to understand?
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Because Qui-Gon's character was conveyed visually. Normal moviegoers rely entirely on exposition through dialogue.
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2deep4u
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So is the whole "Avatar sucks" thing just a meme that Disney and Warner Bros. execs are planting in pop culture, or do the same people who love shallow, CGI-heavy blockbusters really hate on Avatar despite it being far more impressive?
I would understand distaste for Avatar if Hollywood was dominated by totally original, fresh content all the time but it seems silly to hate Avatar in the current state of things.
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>>83446095
I don't know. I hate capeshit and I dislike Avatar. I think these are all fundamentally bad movies. I will give Avatar this at least - it seems a bit more artistically inspired (although the execution is bad) - as opposed to just being a soulless money grab.
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Since when do the normies hate Avatar?
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>>83446211
Lots of YouTubers either trash it or apologize for liking it. It's also regularly called "racist" and "unoriginal."
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Actually really enjoyed this a lot. I get the criticism. Much of it's warranted. I can see why a lot of people aren't into it. The characters are mostly kind of weak and make dumb decisions, the Xeno scenes near the end were kind of poorly handled and it makes the series as a whole even more convoluted.
In spite of these negatives I saw a lot to appreciate within this film. I was thoroughly entertained throughout. A lot of fun gore and action sequences. It had a cool visual style and good atmosphere. The filmmaking in general apart from the CGI was pretty on point.
The stuff I enjoyed most in the film were the scenes focused on David. Fassbender relished in the role and I find him to be a very interesting character. One of the best cinema villains I've seen in a while.
A lot of people seem to be confused about why he put so much time into making the Xenomorphs, but I really got where he was coming from when I watched it. Right from his birth he knew that he was superior to his creators. He can master everything and anything the could to perfection and he'll never die. But his potential has been stifled his whole life by humans making him their servant. In Prometheus he meets the Engineers probably in hopes of finding another species capable of the same achievements as he is. But when he finally meets them they're brutish and violent and attempt to kill him. I'd imagine he harbours a lot of resentment for both humans and the engineers and has devolved into a nihilistic worldview, so rather than using what he's capable of to create something good, he'll create something that will destroy. An organism perfect for hunting and survival. His once bright mind has become twisted and sick.
His arch was the best part of the movie and probably the main reason I enjoyed it as much as I did.
I really enjoy sci-fi action films that are able to serve as a fun escapist movie, while also implementing profound themes in them as well.
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it was boring and the action scenes were edited like garbage + hard to tell whats going on
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Honestly I'm really loving these new Alien movies. I enjoyed Prometheus and Covenant a lot. I don't care how convoluted the series gets, if they're as entertaining as these last two have been I don't care. Keep making more Ridley you mad old bastard!
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>A lot of people seem to be confused about why he put so much time into making the Xenomorphs, but I really got where he was coming from when I watched it. Right from his birth he knew that he was superior to his creators.
He's broken. Why do people forget that scene in Prometheus when black goop goes in his ear.
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>Someones criticism of a movie is that "the time travel isn't realistic enough!"
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>why would the aliens do that, it doesn't make any sense
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>>83446402
>the main character isn't relatable enough
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>"Let me explain time travel:"
>*folds piece of paper*
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>THINK ABOUT IT, JEW!
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>in spite of every jew you didnt help, eventually they will hate you
wtf raimi
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>When Green Goyblin finds out the identity of Spider-Jew when he sees Parker's cut cock in the group shower scene
Riveting stuff, Raimi
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>>83445955
Raimi is a fucking madman.
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Namet your top 5 tv series.
Six Feet Under
Mad Men
The Wire
Twin Peaks
Lost
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>>83445921
>Lost
>even remotely close to being in the same level as those
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>>83445945
sentimental value :) :) :)
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Mad Men
Everwood
The Inbetweeners (UK)
Los Serrano
Being Human (UK)
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Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?
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Jerry Seinfeld lives on earth.
In the Sol system, earth is a planet, as well as jupiter.
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>>83445748
that's Jupiter? isnt that ring way too big for it?
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Suck him big Jerry, and tie me up in the corner so I can watch.
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ONE STINKY DINKY AH AH AH
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>>83445723
BRING BACK PESTPOSTING PLS
I CRAVE FOR IT
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LIKE A BOOGER I STICK TO THIS
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>>83445723
TWOOOO STINKY DINKY AH AH AH
>When the Jedi find out what has transpired, they will kill us. Alone with Thes Enate
I thought he was Thes Enate?
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>>83445712
I know how you can be confused by that line but he actually says "I AM the senate"
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>>83445712
He actually said "along with all the Senat Urs"
What is the Senate Urs?
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>>83445712
>>83446297
I would throw shit at you if we were in highschool
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What We do in the Shadows 2017-06-01 04:33:02 Post No.83445514
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What We do in the Shadows
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>I hope you never see the Beast... Duu Beeast...
All vampire films welcome.
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We're Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.
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pasgetti
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>>83445572
I thought it was biscotti?