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>>87667021
Critics are eternally salty because they know that with all their knowledge they don't have the balls to create something for fear of public perception.

In short not plebs but pussies.

inb4 CBS saying it's bad

Buttblasted about the wife being in the wrong

no, it's objectively the best because it hasn't gotten old and overplayed like a christmas story yet.

>>87668065
>That channel that does nothing but marathon a Christmas Story

Honestly playing Home Alone 1 and 2 back to back for a day would be the kino experience

>>87668106
This guy knows whats up

more like michael ASSBENDER

i'm sure he would, he actually do have talent as an actor. What hollywood starts making better scripts him'll make another good movies.

>>87667018
I sure would like him to, but Frank is enough. His legacy is secured.

>people legitimately criticize The Return for its obvious flaws
>they must be too dumb to understand it because it is very complex, avant-garde and straight out of the art house
>they are mad because it wasn't like the original series
>The Return is unlike everything before except the excessive use of tropes (non-linear storytelling, surrealism, time travel and superpowers are novelties)
>David Lynch is a genius and everyone who likes The Return has a high IQ and is an intellectual
>the original show was shit anyway and didn't change the world of television at all
>even FWWM is better than the first two seasons
>Reddit and Twitter don't love the high IQ only show that is TP:TR
>avant-gardism totally does still exist and the fans of TP:TR are familiar with the history of art house movies and surrealism in film
>the amount of substance in TP:TR totally justifies the creation of hundreds of fan theories

This season was a beautiful piece of art that failed to deliver a fitting continuation to Twin Peaks and ultimately misunderstood what made the original so beloved in the first place

I THINK I'M HIIIIIIGH
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AAAAAM

>>87666998

She probably tastes better than 98% of /tv/

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>>87667038
>She probably tastes better than 98% of /tv/

>>87666998
shit taste desu. Not one foreign movie on the list. Half full of dumb comedies. Last Picture Show is the only really great movie on the list.

>>87666967


Not really. It's considered by many to be a notable drop in quality after Empire.

>>87666967
No, its generally recognized as a shitty movie with literal teddy bear midgets fighting a galactic empire.

>>87667054
And?

>>87666904
Formerly tomato

He bought the tomacco seeds from Sneed's Seed and Feed

>Tomacco
>To Macco
>Macco is Sneed's first name

Meta as fuck

You basically just saw it. But it is a really good piece

Anything Jay-Z is doing while he's taking a shit these days is better than this.

>>87666893
college dropout > dark fantasy > 808s > late registration > yeezus > pablo > grad

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>>87667666
Vedderchecked those satanic trips

I think Lynch's best are the Alphabet or The Grandmother. I hope he uses some of his cash to film bits. It's too bad his website is non-existent now, but he was doing cool shit with it years ago

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>>87667666
lol more like david lunch

How is this scary?

What was John Cena convicted of?

>>87667081
The change in him just chills me when I look at it. I can't explain it.

>>87667040
>that filename
>this post
cancer. you are cancer.

upvote reddit style

>>87667040
this is reddit this is memes

>>87666397

Under the desk sucking my cock

>>87666397
Chopping off dicks with her monster teeth.

The tooth to gum ratio is off

>>87666368
Finish it. It has some boring episodes in the middle, but it pays of in the end.

>I literally have only heard of David Lynch through this video
What the hell are you doing here?

If you liked the dream sequence with Mike, Bob, Laura, and the midget you'll probably like the rest of the series because it ups the dream elements. Season 2 is widely agreed to stumble around the middle because they were forced to reveal the killer and if anything is overall even cornier than season 1.

>>87666429
Disregard this. Season two is a cornball overload, and you already seem like a low-IQ who is probably only interested in the "ooh, mystery "aspect of the show which won't have a satisfying conclusion for you.

>>87666289

he was a good match for 90s edgy, but was a relic once that time passed.

the 90s were a weird time, there's a lot of stuff that was popular then that in hindsight today people are realizing were total shit.

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>mfw every movie he is in is just him doing his stand up routine
It kinda wears off after a few movies desu really don't appreciate him as an actor

You guys remember Two if by Sea?

Since there are millions of potential Ricks, I guess in at least one universe Rick decided to make himself look black.

>>87666218
DeRique

>>87666306
>Serious reply in the meme reddit thread
le nigger rick XD