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>that anon who kept defending captain kirk in the trek generals and you kept bullying him calling him a faggot and he broke down saying posting about kirk in trek threads was the only thing that still brought him happiness
>it was too late when you realized it was the shat himself
i'm sorry bill you were great in boston legal
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>implying the Shatman posts in Star trek threads
He's the cunnybot
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>>83234185
I wonder what he could possibly enjoy about /b/.
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>>83234277
the pics they don't allow on /a/
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>be me
>see comercials everywhere about American Gods
>watch first episode
>heythatwasntsobad.wmv
>second episode
>"YOU SHOULD HATE WHITE PEOPLE BCUZ SLAVES N SHIET"
>okay?
>third episode
>gay muslim being repressed and then fucked to death by osama bin laden
>stops watching
What are your thoughts on American Gods /tv/?
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It's still pretty good. I kept watching it anyway, even though I don't feel great about being tricked into watching extremely gay sex
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>>83234159
i felt a bit like it was pushing a agenda into the viewer
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>>83234086
is there any nudity in it?
Samurai Hack
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>>83234063
The girl from Team Rocket in the first picture! Almost forgot bout her. It's time for trouble!! Make it double!! It's been so long since I watched Pokemon. It's nice Ash got married though.
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>>83234063
gurren laggan was shit
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>A Cure for Wellness 2016 1080p BluRay x264-DRONES
A Cure for Wellness 2016 1080p BluRay x264-DRONES
>A Cure for Wellness 2016 1080p BluRay x264-DRONES
A Cure for Wellness 2016 1080p BluRay x264-DRONES
>A Cure for Wellness 2016 1080p BluRay x264-DRONES
A Cure for Wellness 2016 1080p BluRay x264-DRONES
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oh shit i've been meaning to watch this
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YES
First Raw and now this? Indie mediocre horror kino is the theme of the week it seems.
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>>83233949
Saw at the cinema. I really liked it. Kino as fuck.
Dane Dehaan is a good actor, good lad.
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WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES
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Humans and apes are at war, but Caesar still wants to avoid bloodshed. During a scouting mission, Caesar and Maurice find Nova, a young girl whose parents succumbed to the Simian Flu, although Nova herself is immune. Maurice takes her in and brings her back to the ape sanctuary despite Caesar's reluctance. They also find a fugitive chimp from a nearby military camp.
Caesar and his forces intercept a group of soldiers scouting the apes' territory. One of the soldiers, Preacher, asks Caesar to spare his comrades unaware that their capture was planned so their Colonel could track Caesar's precise location. The Colonel and his men attack the sanctuary, Caesar's wife gets killed in the crossfire and several apes are captured and tortured for information.
Caesar and his remaining forces mount a rescue attempt, but are betrayed by several apes who have decided to help the human in exchange for being spared. Caesar ends up being captured and placed in a concentration camp where he's tortured by the Colonel.
Preacher objects to the Colonel's extremism and treats the apes with kindness. He ends up informing Caesar about the base's weaknesses. The Colonel decides to publically execute Caesar and his loyalists, but the drifter chimp sacrifices himself to allow Caesar to escape and retake the base.
A massive battle erupts. Caesar uses grenades to destroy the soldiers' equipment and trigger a massive snowstorm that gives the apes the upper hand. He kills the Colonel in combat and has the surviving humans rounded up. Preacher objects to Caesar doing the very same thing the Colonel did, but Caesar claims that's the nature of war. Caesar then kills some soldiers and enslaves some others, sparing only Preacher and Nova, but exiles them from their land, leaving Preacher to look after Nova. Caesar then takes his throne and declares Earth is now a PLANET OF THE APES. Maurice and Caesar's son Bright Eyes are clearly uncomfortable with Caesar's new attitude.
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>>83233870Thank you for letting me save some bucks
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>Dictator Caesar
Interesting.
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Koba was right.
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>WE'VE GOT SONIC ELECTRONIC BALL BREAKERS
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>>83233823
>Particle Beam Phalanx
still want to see this
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>>83233823
Rip hudson
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I really wish when he gets ripped down he didn't just disappear. It'd have been great and more suspenseful I think if he got ripped down and instead of trying to grab Hicks hand he just kept shooting and as the whole group ran to the other room you can still hear him shooting underneath them as they ran away.
cameron is a fucking hack
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Not once but twice the highest grossing director
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what am i looking at
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>don't shoot your assault rifles
>no one takes Hicks fucking shotgun away
>walking straight into some weird ass shit thinking the colonists are still alive and did all that
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>And they're always glad you came
What did they mean by this?
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>>83233490
Alcohol is fun when you drink it socially. Others will be glad to share a drink with you if you frequent the establishment where they booze. Have a nice weekend.
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>>83233490
I always thought this guy was my dad and I would touch the screen ;____;
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>>83233490
>and your gf wants to be a man
how was Cheers so transphobic?
A good death is its own reward
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>>83233283
A big guy is 4 u
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>>83233283
dammit stabler you beat up that pedo, now we have to drop the charges
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>>83233283
That scene was fucking GOAT. It's surprising to see a comic book movie where the military and government aren't useless
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Are you ready for the next best gangster rap movie
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>>83233257
I REALLY hope this movie bombs and not for the regular reasons.
The money will either go to Suge Knight,Puff Daddy, Tupacs various other (((((friends)))))
If you or someone you know actually likes Tupac DO NOT see this movie.
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>>83233349
too late. All of the high school kids and black people are gonna see it. And it's gonna be heavily advertised on social media (twitter specifically)
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is tupac having an allergic reaction in this scene
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"You're all stupid. See, they'll be looking for army guys."
Doesn't he have a point?
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Peter those aren't Cheerios
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He does
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PETAH
Ha ha... how do they come up with these crazy ideas for movies?
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joo
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God I would have killed myself if I was still a virgin past high school
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How did she do it?
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>March 26th, 2021
>4 years
instead making HTTYD and Kung Fu Panda sequels we get this, why?
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>>83232748
becaues FUCK DRUMPF HES A BABY
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Yeah when are we gonna get httyd and kung fu panda sequels
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>finally something new
We want remakeees
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breety gud
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Go away brad.
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was wondering if that came out today
is it a movie or a miniseries?
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>>83232795
2 hr movie
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>my nipples are sensitive
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>I take big DUMPs in pillowcases
HAHAHHSGVDNDUDHHD
>Sexual love
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>TAZERFACE looks like a BALLSACK
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
There was also a pissing joke somewhere in the movie but it was so forgettable all I remember was that there was one. Idiocracy is coming closer and closer lads
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The movie was fine. Go back to the Lynch thread where you pretend to understand the deep meaning of pointless shit he literally just makes up to be wierd
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>>83232639
Sure, there were a few too many jokes, but most of them made sense in context considering they are a band of maladjusted, borderline sociopaths (not so borderline in Rocket's case).
There was also a ton of character development, well integrated music and a nice family theme. Plus some surprisingly dark scenes. All in all a fun movie I've seen several times and may see again before it leaves theaters.
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>>83232844
like op said, idiocrazy is getting closer and closer.