This show is pure, unmitigated garbage.
>wooden acting
>uninspired directionless plot that goes nowhere and fails to engage at any point
>the most developed character is jason momoa because he owns the fucking production company that made the show
>that fucking redcoat captain's god-awful """attempt""" at an english accent
Why does Netflix fund this dogshit?
>>80359697
Khal drogo?
>>80359755
Yes.
Yeah it really is horrible. Which is a shame because the setting is really interesting and not really explored a whole lot in tv/film. Once I saw the cosmopolitan band of pelt thieves I turned it off.
HBO: "Pete Holmes, we need some brown female comics so your show doesn't seem racist"
Pete Holmes: "Here's some smelly curry nigger"
TERRORIST!
She probably smells like shit
Forced diversity is the worst
What went wrong?
She was in all the hack synder movies
literally nothing
She didn't marry me
Did Allen really mistake Bateman for Halberstram, or did he really know the difference and was just trying to bust Bateman's balls?
>>80359435
He actually thought it was Halberstram. He went to Halberstram's house and called him Halberstram the whole timeuntil he was killed
I like how he's visibly on the offensive the whole scene (his fist is even clenched and he slaps that guys hand after he touched him) up until Allen comes over and he looks shocked at first. You can actually see his clenched fist throughout until Allen walks over.
>>80359435
are you consciously trying to proliferate the usage of "busting balls" as an expression that should actually be used in normal conversation, or are you simply a a parroting moron who recently watched the sopranos?
How do you stop him?
>>80359432
>>80359432
With Katana.
She's got mah back
Change the channel.
kill the stupid kids that work for him, he can't do shit himself.
Pretty corny tbqh.
It's because he's actually homosexual.
Kek i like this meme
>>80359371
I hate the "Real Human Bean" song, but I love this sequence. The movie really has a perfect dream atmosphere to it.
Is Veronicawhite?
who cares i will ask real questions is veronica willing to be my pusy mistres
"White" enough for me.
>>80359599
are you an ass man?
why wouldnt he open his eyes?
>>80359128
He just wouldn't.-from Blade
>>80359128
Literally what is the reason for this
Patton Oswalt is a little snitch bitch.
What are the best films from Wong Kar Wai?
>I agree, Joe.
>Joe, Eddie and Bryan talking about Lee Harvey Oswald
>Is he still alive b?
SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN
Schaub has a crush on Rogan.
Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams in Austin today
>>80359037
The drugs and whoring are catching up to Sophie fast. Sad!
>>80359037
Is Maisie 18 yet?
>>80359158
She's old enough to take this dick
Not sure what to think of this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9YZw_X5UzQ
Ansel Elgort is clearly better looking than Ryan Gosling, but was this really necessary? Seems like the studio is just trying to capitalize on the meme status of Drive. The autistic personality, the qt gf, even the poster looks like it's straight out of those reddit-tier poster redesign threads.
It does seem surprisingly entertaining though.
>>80359036
The car chase scenes look dope as fuck in the trailer, and if that holds in the final film, I don't care if it's Drive 2.0
Ansel is looking boring and so is the movie. How does it even look like drive, it's marketed to a mainstream audience obviously. The tones far less dark then drive was and he's driving a rice rocket car. How'd this get a drive reputation, you meme shit.
>Atlanta
>it's a film happens to take place in a tax rebate state episode
>This morning reclusive director Terrence Malick is part of a public panel at the South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin, Texas. Malick was once a legend for directing the most beautiful film of the 70s, “Days of Heaven,” and for “Badlands.” Malick hasn’t been seen in public or interviewed in YEARS. Decades, really. So this is a big deal down in his hometown of Austin.
>Today he’s promoting his new film, “Song to Song.” It’s the latest of his self indulgent films og the 2000s that has big Hollywood stars doing nothing and speaking little dialogue. I’m sure it looks great. But the reviews overnight were tepid, to say the best of them. Twitter reaction to the two and a half hour vanity project: boring and awful.
>He said at the panel this morning that the first cut of “Song to Song” was eight hours. That says everything.
>As I’ve said before I hope Del Shannon’s family really got paid well for use of “Runaway.” It makes the whole trailer. I doubt the movie has that kind of energy.
>>80359005
>Erik Davis from Fandango is posting a lot from the panel. He obviously likes the movie on some level. The adrenaline from seeing Malick in public must be overwhelming. No one has seen him in years. But the reality of the film will be like “To the Wonder,” “Knight of Cups,” “Tree of Life,” and “Voyage.”
>Boring
>Awful
Malick BTFO!
http://www.showbiz411.com/2017/03/11/reclusive-director-terrence-malick-makes-rare-appearance-but-his-new-film-is-as-self-indulgent-as-ever
And video of him speaking:
https://twitter.com/ErikDavis/status/840589985275342848/video/1
From EW:
>In terms of content and meaningfulness, Terrence Malick’s Song to Song is the cinematic equivalent of a Trump press conference. Incoherent, disconnected, self-interrupting, obsessed with pointless minutiae and crammed full of odd, limp stabs at profundity from a closed-off man in his 70s who apparently has no ability to edit or accept constructive criticism. Malick, too, still inspires a passionate minority of hardcore devotees who will defend everything he does, no matter how inept or ludicrous, out of some bizarre sense of base loyalty towards the man who made Days of Heaven 39 years ago. Even for those groupies, this new humiliating wreck of a movie—the reclusive director’s worst ever—presents a test of will.
>Set among the music scene in Austin and filmed five years ago by Malick regular Emmanuel Lubezki, the film at least gives its locale a good name, with sumptuous Steadicam shots of the Texas capital aplenty. Yet still, it’s difficult not to laugh at Malick’s goofy fetish for floor-to-ceiling windows and water shimmering in pools, which has by now devolved to the point of banality. More seriously, his strange recent obsession with casting beautiful movie stars to play brooding, boring white people results in a dream ensemble (Rooney Mara, Ryan Gosling, Holly Hunter, Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender, Cate Blanchett) utterly wasted in a vacuous non-story about a love quadrangle.
>But the actors cannot be blamed for Malick’s folly. As the film’s central couple, Mara and Gosling do nothing wrong. And watching them, you sympathize with their dilemma: jumping at the opportunity to work with Malick, given his legendary status, but forced to read submoronic voiceover dialogue that would make a Hallmark card writer go postal. Don’t believe how bad it is? Then brace yourself for this. These are actual snippets of real narration from the film:
>“The birds said we’d love each other forever.”
ITT: Essential dad kino
>>80358825
>>80358825
Pretty much most 80s comedies.
Spies like us
Ferris Beulers day off
Animal house
Vacation
Etc.
How do dads have such an encyclopedic knowledge of Three Stooges?
What are some examples of reddit scenes on Films or TV Shows?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHSXUS0_1c
Whenever there's a female character that acts like a cunt or tries to look cool.
Anything that has Cumberbatch
in it
Anything from:
Stranger Things
Rick and Morty
The Walking Dead
who are the best ginger characters in television and film?
>>80358590
Nancy Allen, in any of Brian De Palma's movies.
Who is that though?
>>80358590
who...