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>ps4 pro sucks
>xbox one s sucks
>nintendo switch sucks
>3ds sucks
>vita sucks
What are some good hobbies for a person that used to play vidya for 3-4 hours?
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Getting a job
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Emulators.
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Learning an instrument.
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>>355292527
masturbation
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Blunder of the century?
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>>355292435
Nah that was your post.
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I'm holding off my final verdict until they announce
-The retail price
-The specifications
-Online details
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>>355292435
this is going to be a bigger failure than wii u
what the hell were they thinking
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>genuinely thought nintendo was gonna redeem itself
>literally makes a even worse wii u tablet gimmick because all the kiddies these days play on tablets
nintendo, i cry on your corpse
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Its over.
Switch to Nintendo before its too late.
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Sell now you fools. Sell your stocks now.
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http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/ntdoy
Interadesting
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>>355292572
But it might go higher
> From Software confirmed as Nintendo Switch partner
HOLY FUCK IT PRINTS MONEY
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Look at this goy falling for jew media.
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https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/
>uses a separate hardware architecture to other systems
>using an all in one mobile chipset for CPU and graphics processing
>Tegra
the dream is falling apart around me. It's a beefed up Nvidia shield. Expect third party support to last a year at most.
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>>355292254
This doesn't mean it has to be worse shitposter.
>is easier to work with
WOW WTF WHY IS IT DIFFERENT
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>>355293815
it's literally using android tablet architecture. You won't see cross multiplats from Xbone/PS4 outside of the first wave.
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>>355293815
hahhaha wont be long till more info then nintendo cucked once again
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>>355294051
Why would you buy a console for multiplats?
It's a toaster
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DING oh good, my shit games are done
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> no disc reader
Skipfags btfo
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Can somebody explain to my what the point of that thing is? Does it stream Wii U games? Is it more powerful than Wii U? Is it just a Wii U that has a stupid tablet you can walk around with? I thought the Wii U already had such a stupid tablet...so what's the point? Is the range just bigger?
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DING oh good, my wii u ports are done
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Nintendo Switch powered by Nvidia Tegra
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>>355291949
>Nintendo Switch powered by Nvidia Tegra
I'm seriously trying to be positive but the promotional video doesn't do it and this definitely does not do it
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>>355291949
so a housefire then?
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>>355292151
literally using the most powerful mobile chipset
>disappointed
pls
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>Nvidia
so it's going to be expensive as fuck and potentially be a fire hazard?
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>NO REGION LOCK
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>>355291839
Sauce raito nau
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post source
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>>355291839
So like the PS4?
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>>355292602
But with fun games
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if this thing plays ds and 3ds games also...holy shit...
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>>355291821
Oh yeah.
How IS it going to play 3ds games?
Theres no second screen bro.
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>>355292821
>Pop in 3ds cartridge
>Slide controller thingies out
>Rotate tablet 360 degrees
>slide controller thingies in
>screen bisects
>weirdly shapped 3ds
Fucking retart
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>>355292821
>1st screen your TV
>2nd screen the pad
enjoy glorious 240p 3DS graphics on your TV
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>>355292821
tv and tablet
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Apologize.
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Sorry you're not on the Switch.
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>>355291616
For what?
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>>355291882
Daddy told us not to be ashamed of our FPSes
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>>355291616
stop using this meme
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This...is the power...of the Nintendo™ Switch©!
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>>355291407
the nigger isn't sleeping, he's thinking about robbing it
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>>355291407
gay headphones too
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>>355291635
well no shit, make them think he's asleep but as soon as dude goes to take a piss nigga gonna grab that shit
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>>355292479
And where the fuck is he going to run off to? They're on a fucking plane.
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Confirmed Nvidia on Nintendo!
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https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/
Shit, got too excited, here's link!
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Boooooo
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Should be called the fire switch then.
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>>355291349
It's a fucking tegra chip. Reminder tegra 1 chip could not run resident evil 4 at 30 fps.
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Nintendo Switch
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Are you retarded OP?
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>some /v/ autist actually did this for (You)s
a portable system as powerful as a Wii U (or greater) is actually pretty rad; as underpowered as the Wii U was, for a handheld to manage that is reasonably impressive.
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>>355291827
At 15fps, sure.
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>>355292348
>At 15fps
source
oh wait, there isn't one.
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All confirmed games for the Nintendo Switch 2016-10-20 14:26:26 Post No.355291110
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All confirmed games for the Nintendo Switch
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Dragon Quest X
Dragon Quest XI
Just Dance 2017
Project Sonic 2017
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered
Super Mario Switch
Mario Kart Switch
NBA 2K17
Spla2n
Pokemon Switch
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>>355291110
>no Dark Souls
Dropped so fucking hard
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Source, you fucking faggot
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>>355291348
most of those are in the Switch trailer, the rest (DQ, Just Dance, Pokemon) you can simply google
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>>355291110
>Pokemon Switch
Is this a port of SuMo?
Alright you niggas look at this fucking controller.
Looks pretty good right?
Just a regular controller with no gimmick.
Have any of you noticed that all the games were played using button inputs?
No motion control nor any touch screen.
Yes there is a gimmick with this console and that is it can be used as a portable device and you can pull off the sides and use them as mini controllers.
THATS THE FUCKING THING!
YES THIS CONSOLE COMES WITH A GIMMICK BUT ITS NOT CONTROLLER RELATED!
ALL THE NINTENDO SWITCH GAMES ARE GONNA BE MADE AROUND REGULAR CONTROLS!
GUYS!
ITS GOING TO PLAY LIKE A NORMAL CONSOLE!
NO MOTION CONTROL
NO TOUCH SCREEN
ITS ALL BUTTONS AND ANALOG STICKS LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING CONSOLE
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All yours for a low price of $60.
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>>355290939
I really really want to believe you, but look at this pants on head retarded default controller
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This is honest to god all I have wanted from Nintendo for the past 10 or so years. I'm so happy.
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I better be able to use my wii u pro controller for this or i'm gonna be pissed
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GIMMICKS
IMMICKS
MMICKS
MICKS
ICKS
CKS
KS
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>>355290443
source on image please? Or did you piece it together yourself?
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They literally showed a standard-type controller in there famalam
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>joycon
Is this like straight shotacon?
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Remember how terrible the 3DS feels in your hands?
This is going to feel exactly like that.
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Well, looks like /v/ is going to be fucking insufferable until the retardation dies down to tolerable levels again
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Hopefully the Red Dead trailer will counteract it.
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It happened when Red Dead Redemption 2 was revealed and I didn't see you complaining.
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>>355290073
You don't know anything about me.
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>>355289892
>/v/ is going to be fucking insufferable until the retardation dies down
So, like most days on /v/?
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Smash for Wii U for Switch 2016-10-20 14:18:52 Post No.355289775
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Smash for Wii U for Switch
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Rev up them roster update predictions
Are Wolf and IC coming back?
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I see no reason for the icies to NOT come back now.
Though personally I just want a port of 4 with more balance patches, stages, content, and maybe a couple characters, but those are the least of my worries.
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How aboutYoung Link and Pichu?
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Oh fuck it's already starting again
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>>355289775
Sakurai already said he had no intentions on making console exclusive characters
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Switch is literally the least family friendly console of all time 2016-10-20 14:18:51 Post No.355289771
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Switch is literally the least family friendly console of all time
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I'm so confused, the Switch will fall flat in any household with children. Thats the only market they've ever had, why are they alienating?
>Timmy wants to play but Tommy took the Switch to Jason's house
>Timmy lost the left part of the controller
>Tommy snapped off the plastic stand
I can't imagine this will save Nintendo.
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Was there even a single kid in their trailer?
Also
>the Wii is the least family friendly console of all time
>Timmy is a retard and chugs the Wiimote into the TV
>Tommy is equally retarded and punches Timmy in the face with the Wiimote
And yet it was the most successful casual console.
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Oh shit. looks like they'll have to buy 2
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>Timmy wants to play but Tommy took the Switch to Jason's house
Wow, wonder what they did when that happened with literally every handheld ever?
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>>355290742
Except if this "handheld" is your primary home entertainment system.
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Behold, the greatest controller of all time.
>Xbox One layout
>Those chunky face buttons
>THAT GODLIKE D-Pad
Holy fucking shit, this controller looks absolutely amazing.
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>>355289745
You forgot
>return of the see-through controller skin
WE N64 NOW
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It looks like a fucking Ouya controller.
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>>355289745
NINTENDO FUCKING WON
RIP SONYGERS
RIP XSHITERS
RIP PKEKS
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How am I supposed to use the dpad and the left analog at the same time when they're positioned like that
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Someone give me the rundown on what the hell this is supposed to be. Is it a portable thing, or a new home console? Has the Wii U already failed and they're trying their luck at something else?
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It's the same gimmicky shit Nintendo's been pumping out for the past decade.
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>>355289669
its a new device
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>>355289669
It's both, that's the gimmick.
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>>355289669
It's literally a modular Vita
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Ergonomics?
FUCK ergonomics here's a square with handlebars you dumb fuck.
Why can't nintendo into controllers anymore?
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>>355289654
it looks like a funny rocket shit so its appealing to literal nintoddlers
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They also clearly showed a completely regular controller. But have to ignore that, right?
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you don't even know how it feels to hold
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There seems to be several ways of controlling the game.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
THIS AD IS A FUCKING GOLDMINE
AHAHAHAHA
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>people having fun
Makes sense /v/ is triggered
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>dude my fingers are really cramping up on this thing
>yeah I can't even feel mine anymore bro
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>>355289653
JUST B URSELF
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>>355289653
whoa dude i cant see anything on this 442p screen but like ha man look at mario drive that thing could you have brought another extra screen or two
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>The highlight of the Switch is that it can play a 5 year old game
So this is the power of Nintendo
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>>355289634
Skyrim remastered is a 2016 game, anon
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>>355290092
exactly
and it's only a trailer feature. real games wont be announced till after console release. and even then itll take few years to tap its full potential.
switch has stronger specs than Scorpio.
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>>355289634
People still like Skyrim, don't they? Seems like a good way to get the attention of people who wouldn't normally think about Nintendo whatsoever.
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>>355290852
>switch has stronger specs than Scorpio
Why are you nintendrones always so delusional?
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This....Is..........A "Console tan Tuesday".............Whoa
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Sp6FjRrbw
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Picture of PC getting salty over RDR2 when?>>355079230
God I hate it already
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its 6:30am anon
please
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I hope this makes up for the Terry one which was admittedly weak.
Taking requests later since thread is dead.
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NO FUCKING DPAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>355289535
You're a silly cunt
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>>355289535
on the top of the right controllers there's a tiny dpad. probably works as a nub like the n3ds.
don't see anyone actually using that though
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>>355289742
THERE IS NO FUCKING DPAD ON THIS THING
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>>355289535
What's wrong with buttons instead of a dpad?
>>355289831
That's just the plus button.