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>>382607953

>subtle

A little unrelated but my friend is a diehard Souls fan and he's thinking of getting "bear seek seek lest" tattooed

>>382607907
>master a combo
>still lose to a masher online
>watch fighting games
>the people who win are autistic nips who play like robots
And this is why I play games with soul like CSGO instead.

>>382607907
Because I don't care about learning combos and I usually just button mash

>>382607907
Im good at Soul Calibur, does that count?

>we want the thief audience but no one will buy our game like that

>>382607726
>an anon posts a meme that's been disproven countless times before

What did he mean by this?

>>382607726
no it doesnt

About £47 worth of damage and a few dead cows

It would probably go for the hospital first since that's a big, obvious target. Not a great deal of damage to the neighborhood per se, but the hospital is probably fucked. The local air base would probably have it down and out within the hour.

>>382607608
>random suburb in florida

Everyone is going to die.

>>382607401
When a person does something significant, it's difficult to boil the reason down to one word.
Their motives are often very complex.

>>382607401
idk

>>382607401
MIND HACKING

>>382607278
How many Mexican female characters are in vidya? And how many of these are fat?

HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

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>>382607278
I'd rather submit to the Egyptian Goddess.

Neo

Fucking retards.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

Nintendo

>>382607130

greatest scam*

fixed

Honestly I'm hopeful that it'll end up really good in time. That time probably being another two years minimum.

It's fine though since I haven't actually put any money towards the game myself. I'm good with other richfags footing the bill for development of my dream game

>star citizen
lol

Get a gaming laptop mate, they're the way of the future

spend it on the gpu
its the only part that's really doing anything

there is some digging shit going on recently (again) and decent gpus' price went over the roof from what I heard. Mayby it's good idea to wait a little

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>>382606970
>death game featuring a cast of anime tropes
wow who would've thought?

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Try again kiddo

>>382607054
but everyone says "WOW THE MYSTERIES ARE SO PROFOUND" but it's just lazy shit for most of them. only 2 cases are good

>>382606920
Excuse is that I've been screwed by nostalgiafags before.

Sell me on playing an ancient game that isn't strictly 2d top-down retro pixelshit.

>>382607141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVYrALStucs

BEST RPG EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

>>382606841
I had a weird dream not too long ago
>be at a convention for anime and games
>with a friend who I haven't seen in a while
>we decided to go to the gaming area
>Shadow The Hedgehog was blocking the entrance to the gaming area
>I ask him why he isn't letting anyone in
>"The games aren't good, that is why you gaijin"
>we decided to instead take pictures of cosplayers until Shadow let us in
>one of the cosplayers was a huge dragon dressed as Kanna, who took up tons of space in the convention
>gave us Burger King coupons
>we go back to the gaming area, and Shadow is gone
>the games they had were Contra 2, Knack 3, Final Fantasy 9, Sonic Riders VR and Super Smash Bros for Dreamcast
>we decided to play Smash
>friend went as Pichu, I went as Chie
>absolutely destroying my friend, the most useful move was Chie's down B which made her morph into a drill
>turn around to see the entire convention centre and Kyogre clapping for me
>suddenly a loud alarm goes off
>a voice on a speaker tells everyone to evacuate, because there is a skeleton in the building
>wake up

I mean, I did cheese before sleep, so fair enough.

>>382607741
>Shadow blocking the gaming area
>"The games aren't good, that is why you gaijin"
>Knack 3

Man fuck Shadow, organisers have good taste

>>382607741
I doubt you had this dream

It has too many specific memes

Women being able to be more stealthy, probably. If anything women should use guns and men should use bows. Older bows require crazy strength to fully draw back.

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because women are always pulling at our heart strings

if you want an honest answer, it's because most fantasy media creators are unaware of the huge physical demands of pre-compound bows and it's a weapon that keeps women out of melee combat (which DOES obviously require huge physical strength)

also, bows have graceful curves and so do women, so it works aesthetically

>>382606558
>Nothing can match it
>

Melee is outdated trash with stiff controls.

>>382606558
Hey moron, peeps like us ain't welcome here, stick to lurking, you are better off, lest you talk about something else.

It's not BB2 or DeS2

>>382606308
It's soulless.

It's a linear, boring, repetitive, uninspired, safe sequel that Miyazaki didn't want to make and seeing how people hated the fuck out of DS2's changes he decided to go full on self referencial instead of championing new and interesting game mechanics like he did with Demon's souls.

Dark souls 3 has the most boring and bland progression of any of these games and is basically the final fantasy 13 of the franchise.

By far it's worst offence is that it's defenders are text book "Baby's first souls game" fags while DS2 also had these people at least they, over time, understood that their game is flawed and doesn't live up to it's predecesors. Dark souls 3 faggots can't stop sucking their own dicks in unison with their little grey corridor hack and slash bore fest.

TL;DR

Dark souls should have ended after 2 games. Bloodborne is a character action game and Miyazaki was contractualy obligated to shit out two sequels. I await your salt.

It's DaS wank: The Game: The Movie: The Experience

It's the most linear, handholding, lifeless game to ever get shit out of Miyazaki's ass.