Let's talk about The Legend of Zelda: The Breath of the Wild. I don't think it really deserves a 97 and here's why
>extremely limited enemy variety. there are bokoblins, moblins, lizalfos, lynels, chuchus, octorocs, guardians, flying robes, plebbits, hinox, yinga. they come in different elemental variants but that's about it. for a game of that size having enemy types you can count on two hands is disappointing.
>the story is 1980 tier. here is your hero who saves the world. most characters are as flat as paper and especially zelda and ganon are not developed at all.
>the game has some comfy music, but it is not memorable. i don't go on youtube and search for botw music because it is not interesting enough.
>shrines. there are 120 shrines, but only 30 or so are interesting. 30 shrines are opened through extremely simple puzzles, 30 shrines are a test of strength (repetitive as hell) and 30 shrines are just plain shit you can solve in under 2 minutes. the main dungeons are repetitive as hell
>wildlife is underdeveloped: some animals attack you but it never becomes a real fight
>combat mechanics are absolutely awful and allow for overpowered combos. they are also way too easy and simple coming from games like dark souls 3 and bloodborne i was immensly dissapointed
>framerate issues in the most beautiful area of the game: korok forest and lost woods
>weapon breakage is an extremely poor design choice
I would give this game a 75-82 but never ever does it deserve a 97. What is wrong with gaming journalism?
Why the fuck do you keep posting this same thread every day?
>>381093140
Chuchu (plain, fire, ice, electric)
Keese (plain, swarm, fire, ice, electric)
Octorok (blue, green, rock, mimic)
Pebblit (regular, fire, ice)
Bokoblin (red, blue, black, silver, stal) - Weapon Variable
Moblin (red, blue, black, silver, stal) - Weapon Variable
Lizalfos (green, blue, black, silver, fire, ice, electric, stal) - Weapon Variable
Wizzrobe (fire, ice, lightning) - Weapon Variable
Yiga Footsoldier (melee, bow) - Weapon Variable
Yiga Blademaster (normal, guard)
Lynel (red, blue, black, silver) - Weapon Variable
Hinox (red, blue, black, stal)
Guardian (normal, broken, turret)
Guardian Skywatcher (normal)
Guardian Scout (I, II, III) - Weapon Variable
Talus (stone, igneo, frost)
Molduga (normal)
Malice (eyeball, eyeball + mouth)
Cursed (boko, moblin, lizalfos)
Dragon (fire, ice, electric)
>>381093140
200 hours in the game, 95/100 seems about accurate.
>Open treasure chest
>Boss fight is triggered
>Open treasure chest
>The game fairly rewards you with a good piece of equipment that will be useful to you in the upcoming stages of the game
Name6games that does this.
>open treasure chest
>it devour you
What wentso, so wrong?
Combat is incredibly slow and its just not fun
>>380974621
>combat is focused on lock-on mechanic
Dropped it right fucking there.
>need to cut off shit of useless enemies
>need to grind to upgrade weapons
>need to grind to make weapons
autism the game, this isn't the dark souls formula
Oh no, /v!/ The tickle monster has found you, and he's going tomake you laughunless he laughs at the funniest game in your library!
What is it?
The TellTale Sam & Max series, probably. I can't think of too many funny games, unfortunately.
>>380974606
Uh oh, he doesn't look to impressed...
South Park
Is this perfection?
Not with hand cramps from using the d-pad
NO, but this is
>>381092415
sure, whatever you say sweetie
Tell me /v/, why doesn't Nintendo port the wii/wiiu/ds games to the switch?
>>380974329
they're porting wii u. wii will probably come later, but how would they do ds?
>>380974632
You grab my fat cock and guide it into your mouth, that's how.
for reasons that should be obvious
>>380974632
i don't know if it would work well since it's a different kind of touchscreen though.
>"For those of you who didn’t know, human science repository and prolific tweeter Neil deGrasse Tyson is in the process of developing a PC strategy game.
>"Neil deGrasse Tyson presents: Space Odyssey is a real-time strategy game in which players will "develop planets, colonize worlds, nurture species, mine elements, build robots, and discover unique life-forms." While that may sound familiar to many 4X players, co-creator and developer Mike Murphy insists it will be something a little different, throwing educational elements, as well as building and exploring into the mix."
Have you backed his game on kickstarter, yet? (just needs 300k $)
https://www.pcgamesn.com/neil-degrasse-tyson-presents-space-odyssey/space-odyssey-e3-2017
>backing kickstarter
Black Space Man has surely lost his mind
I like Neil and all but
>kikestarter
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ITSUNO LIED
PEOPLE DIED
>>381091965
Dragons Dogma 2 confirmed!
>>381092120
Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry?
Why the fuck skeleton bosses are so fucking hard in all games?
Cuz they be spooky nigga
>>380974008
because the large amounts of calcium increases strength.
they always have a bone to pick with the heroes
Red pill me on this game, /v/? It's on sale at Best Buy for $40.
Is it worth getting at this point?
What games does it compare to, TF2?
You could've bought it digitally for $20 a few days ago.
It's an fps for casuals
characters with stuns and insta-kills. If that appeals to you, go right ahead and buy it
>>380973956
shut up idiot
Most people who call themselves Bayonetta fans are only fans of the character and not the game itself.
Why.
>>380973635
Idk, maybe because the games are heavily based around her character - her quips, dancing poses, story, etc. (not sarcasm)
>>380973635
Because they only think with their dick like a Chad.
Most people who call themselves Automata fans are only fans of the character and not the game itself.
Why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrn-v4ySSlc
was he right?
Communists aren't human.
>>381091768
Big Boss just hates CIA niggers.
>>381092028
Don't mind me, just posting the best girls of Persona 4 and 5.
>>380973292
I want a threesome with both of them.
>>380973292
Jesus Christ that's some shit taste you have.
I can't playing this piece of shit anymore. If I want to play 2d fighters which are alive is this the only fucking option?
You can wait for killer instinct. if it is crossplay between xbone , win 10 store and steam then there will be plenty of players.
>>380973041
Injustice 2 and Guilty Gear Rev2 just came out, both still pretty popular.
New KoF just came out, grab it and enjoy the 2 weeks before it dies.
Bitches lately are super enthusiastic about the fact more main characters are being portrayed by females, and while I agree if done properly it's a refreshing change, I believe what games and specially RPGs could use are female antagonists. Everyone can write Flat Personality Heroine/Improvised Lesbian Bimbo or Spiky Hair No Brains Hero/Bald Spees Muhreen, but when an antagonist is memorable, it far outshines the main character role.
TL:DR;
What are some games with cool female antagonists? Not Dragon Age 2 shit tier of "lmao suddenly Meredith", but actual game-long antagonistic figures.
Kujas need not apply, even if close to the mark by all accounts.
Incidentally, FF has a lot of random women with the Necron complex of "yo last/mid boss time.", but few ever actually take on the main baddie role.
>>381091174
>you will never have a sorceress bully your dick
>>381091486
Thanks for the reminder. Calling in sick and going back to bed now.