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I literally had a dream about this last night.
So excited.

I hope they one day they redo the original games into something that isn't 90% menus in battle.

>PC
>no vita

Wow

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>>380452293
Zelda

After 200+ hours I'm dying for more

>>380452754
>make quite literally the best zelda waifu of all time
>she has been dead 100 years before you even start the game
thank you nintendo.

Horizon

>>380450138
OP's MOM

U pretty much posted the best one

>>380448481
racist fucks need to let in more refugees

I want to hold her hand

>>380448481
>85 lbs
What the fuck. She would be blown the fuck away by a gust of wind.

>farcaster doesn't already exist
Equip change is bull though.

>/v/ will defend it just becauseof console war bullshit
What a sad time to be alive.

I'm also expecting to be able to restock shit. If it's true it's sad.

5. Microsoft
Microsoft’s conference certainly had a way more interesting line-up of games than Sony or PC
HOWEVER
None of these games are exclusive. All of these might as well’ve been shown on the pc conference? Seriously, nothing in this conference shows a good reason to buy an xbone.
Of course, they did try to sell you their upgraded console. But first they dropped a good name in favor for some retarded shit (xbone x). Then they keep blabbing about 4K, the most powerful console out there, and what did they use to showcase their powerhouse? Fucking Minecraft??? Are they high?
They’re basically just twisting a knife in the bullet wound on their foot at this point.

5.EA
We all know EA is obsessed with sports, but holy fuck did they go overboard with it this year. And it even then the sports couldn’t fill up their timeframe. So they had to pad it out with 30 GOSH DARN MINUTES of boring star wars battlefront 2 gameplay. Holy fuck, what a shitshow

6.Bethesda
They did it again! The absolute madmen! They tried to bring paid mods back! An idea so vile even Todd couldn’t think of good lies to romanticize it so he pussied out. And this was their highlight too. Because FUCK new games. Muh Skyrim! Muh VR!
Bethesda really outdid themselves this year. Even their braindead fanbase can’t defend this garbage company anymore.
Definitely deserves last place on this list

you literally cannot refute this list

>>380445113
You got the first two right but then you messed up

1. Nintendo
2. Ubisoft
3. Microsoft
4. Sony
5. EA
6. PC Gaming
7. Bethesda

>>380445298
>3. Microsoft
nope, read my post

>PSX 2017
>Yoshida comes on stage
>"PlayStation isn't always cinematic experiences"
>Suddenly a child dressed as Spike and someone in a pipo monkey costume comes to the stage
>A number 4 appears on screen
>"Ape Escape has returned"
>The person in the monkey costume takes it off, revealing to be a girl dressed as Kat from Gravity Rush
>"And they're about to do a collab with Gravity Rush 2 as well"
>The boy then grabs the girl's breasts and starts to take off her clothes and fuck her
>Yoshida tells him to stop
>Only to get raped by other people wearing pipo monkey costumes
>The audience then comes to rape Yoshida as well
>And so does the boy and girl dressed as Spike and Kat
>And so does an actual monkey, that ends up ripping off his face
>Then, Yoshida falls dead
>With someone dressed as Knack fucking his corpse

Damage control

>>380445013
MAXIMUM

DAMAGE

CONTROL

>>380443861
kino too honest for these shills

Legit blown away by Devolver's pseudo-conference. They pulled off something a lot more grandiose and entertaining than what I expected.

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>>380443991
>>380443992

Looks casualised

Looks awful

>>380442861
My main issue with the game so far is the generic artstyle and the awkward voice acting. The combat seems decent, although they implied that you need to constantly use arts to level them up and improve them, which could make the game more grindy than it should be.

>implying I bought a Switch

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me

>>380442232
Can't wait to play it with the husband

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>that hair
>that accent
>that edgelord personality
>manlet
>Still liking metal
>being an E-celeb
HOLY SHIT, FUCK OFF

>>380442174

manlet

>>380442174
disgusting manlet with a homeless person beard because >le majestic beard my good sir xDD upboated
kys op

>>380441801
D4. I suggest you use a trip though

Claiming C2

D6

tits way too small

>>380440501
I wish I had bad enough taste to tolerate gachashit so I could play this game.

real whores are cheaper

ech

>>380439404
Fuck off with your e-celeb bullshit.

>>380439548
this.

this is not video games. fuck off.

How many more hours till maintenance?

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post lalabois

>>380438619
21.5