>>387185435
[your favorite game]
>>387185435
>not New Vegas
>>387185435
FO3 is underrated
New Shitgas is over
This is Merveille Million. She's a collie-type caninu. She's also a genius and the top scientist in the Shepard Republic. Say something nice to her!
>>387185330
reminder to report all furry threads
I want to scratch behind her earsand cut off that stupid rocket booster ponytail thing.
Only nice thing I can say is she's cute. Could say more If I knew what game she was from.
>Have it in my backpack, Nintendo Switch 1,2 is inside (got kicked out of my friends house for asking if they wanted to play some games instead of partying)
>Walking down the crowded street and baby crying noises suddenly start to echo
>Everybody has a strange look on there face
>"why the fuck does it sound so close?" I think to myself
>Two policeman (one is a qt female officer) are walking by. One of them looks at me - "Uhm, anon, what do you have in my bag"
>The sound was coming from my bag so I open it
>Switch 1,2 was playing this FUCKING game (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6aJYruJjc)
>"Anon, i'm going to need to take that device because I fear it might have inappropriate and illegal content on it"
>Try to explain that it's just a dumb set of mini games on the Switch
>"What the fuck is a Switch anon?"
>Hear whispers of "creep" and "pedo" in the distance
>Try to explain to the policeman what a Switch is
>"Oh, you mean like a PS4?"
>this infuriates me but I quickly calm myself and just say "Yes"
>"Listen officer, I swear to god that it's not anything illegal. It's literally a game, here look, i'll show you the other minigames on it"
>THIS fucking game comes on (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps4pOcepw8)
>hear somebody say "He's a Nintendofag Tracy what do you expect , they're all weird like that" in the background
>"What the fuck kind of game is this anon? Are you milking a cow? Is this some sort of fetish game or something? I have a PS4 and so do all of my friends, none of us have any weird games like this on it. Are you sure it's a PS4"
>"IT'S NOT A FUCKING PS4 YOU DUMB FUCKING SONYGGER"
>"Did you just call me a Nigger?
>"Uhm, n-n-no?"
>Ok, that's it, you're under arrest for the possible possession of child pornography"
>bunch of qt Staceys and Chads are howling with laughter in the distance as I get hauled off
>Even the qt Police officer is holding back laughter, trying to remain professional
Thanks for recommending this piece of shit to me /v/.
>>387185240
good meme
>got kicked out of my friends house for asking if they wanted to play some games instead of partying
>>387185240
why did you bother posting this
Whats the number 1 game you would personally like to see remastered on modern consoles or pc? For me it's pic related hands down.
>Inb4 faggots whining about too many remasters
>>387184998
Won't happen in all likelihood; DeS is still partially trapped in rights hell.
Mother
fucking
Skate
Seriously, that's the only console game I've missed since selling off my 360. I could care less about any other console games, I would even install Origin to play Skate on PC.
>>387184998
Team Fortress two
Fallout New Vegas
Metal Arms Glitch In The System
Ubisoft gave a female polish operator fucking green dyed hair
what the fuck ubisoft
>>387184847
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GODDAMNIT FUCKING LIBERAL BASTARDS FUCK!
>>387184847
Did you forget these are the SJWs making Far Cry 5 aka "da whitey is ebul"?
Just play Team Fortress 2 instead. It's a much better game and you can cosplay as an SS officer if you so choose
>>387184847
And what seems to be the issue
Any reason why sales haven't substantially slowed down in the past four years? PS4 is about to surpass the 3DS worldwide.
Decent amount of exclusives, lots of indies, decent ports, good japanese and western support, and poor marketing on the side of Microsoft products.
As we've seen in the past, it's mainly a competition between Sony and Microsoft. Nintendo is doing their own shit which past fans will continue to be loyal while new ones will be dragged in by the occasional fantastic exclusive. Similarly, the PC is always the best choice and is a great system for people willing to put the effort into getting parts and shit. With the Xbone still suffering from poor initial marketing as well as a lack of big exclusives (many of which have been canceled), PS4 doesn't have to do much to be successful.
>>387184843
Console sales normally increase in sales over time for about four years before they start to decrease. It's nothing unusual.
>>387184843
It has games.
>ERROR
>INCORRECT ANSWER
>>387184808
Mr. Bones, I would like to get off your wild ride.
mad?
quick!
save the princess!
Nah
>Hydra
TIS WEAK TO FIRE
>>387143685
Look who just got confirmed for Smash 5
http://nintendoeverything.com/nicalis-seems-to-be-teasing-a-3d-model-of-cave-storys-quote-for-something/
when can we get a Sue model to make porn?
>>387184735
Pretty sure its not for smash, its gonna be for that smash clone coming out that has Shovel knight in it.
>>387184916
I dunno how big a draw SK is, but he didn't save YL from it's terribleness
>no d-pad
I hope you arent playing Sonic Mania on this
I have a pro controller though anon
>not having a pro controller
Are you retarded?
>>387184602
>playing a Sonic game after Sonic 2
>game has a limited number of saves per mission
What's his name again?
>>387184787
Mad John
>>387184787
I'll save everyone's time, no need to thank me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hku6Vy5QqMw
>Kicked from the server
>Reason: ;)
>>387184325
Lol you got trolled kid?
you make the same fucking threads every day
>>387184665
and you make the same replies every day
cuckold
>Killer Instinct 2013 announced
>Most of /v/ says it's going to be shit because the graphics suck
>Turns out to be good because of the gameplay
>King of Fighters 14 announced
>Most of /v/ says it's going to be shit because the graphics suck
>Turns out to be good because of the gameplay
>Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite announced
>Most of /v/ says it's going to be shit because the graphics suck
Gee, it's like i'm noticing a pattern here.
That no one plays KoF and KI wasn't even main stage at evo this year?
>>387184276
KI was parroted as shit because it was stuck for the Bone
KoFXIV is ok but nothing too good
MvCI is not out yet but all evidences and patterns will reveal that it will be terrible.
>>387184276
People shat on Killer Instinct because it was XBox exclusive
You will NEVER again get in from school and play this with your autistic friends without a care in the world.
How does this make you feel?
It makes me feel old that you're making this thread for Halo 3
>>387184080
I don't care tbvh I just wanna get laid
>>387184207
>not wanting to become a wizard
Get Out
Why arent you playing this game right now.
Even when i lose in this game i havefun.
Anyone who plays LoL, or Overwatch and suffers the way i did.
This is the cure, accept it within your core. It will reward you.
It's fun for the first 4 hours.
>>387183814
No servers near me. Latency based. Bye
I was just playing as JOOCY and little scottish girl earlier, though.
Gonna play some Pakko tonight and finish a Rare card of his, he's my highest Mastery Level anyways.