> Go to local gamestop to buy used game, since I'm a peasant who can't affords new Entertainment System 3000th edition
> Find the game I want lost among a few hundred copies of different FIFA games
> Go to register
Then it happens
> I'm asked to fill a form, asking me all kind of questions about myself: age, number of past partners, dick size, the whole Proust questionnaire
> Refuse to fill it, get a smirk and the other employees are laughing softly
> The comes the 12 fidelity card offers, with each one giving me new perks after buying enough things
> Like one that allows you to say hi to the female employees
> Or another one that nullifies the smell of the gross overweighted adult cashier
> Refuse again to comply
> The cashier gives me a worried look, while the other employess are visibly starting to get distressed
Say I only want to buy my game
> The cashier then goes find the cd, which is hidden in a library of game cases, with many endless rows
> After an hour or two, he comes back with the game in it's case, pops it, making sure to leave a thin crack on the disc, then gives it to me in the correct game case
> He then asks me for email addresses, phone number, residential address, etc
> I refuse
> The flabby man shakes tremendously, as he punches off his monitor off the counter and asks me to leave
> Before leaving, they ask for tips
> I STILL refuse
> The cashier chases me
Soulcalibur is ok.
Should have brought a pigeon.
copy that
>go to gamestop
>employee greets me asking if I need any help
>ask for tp link amiibo
>says they don have any but looks it up for me anyway
>calls a local GameStop with it and asks them to hold it under my name
Has anyone genuinely had a bad experience at GameStop? Employees always seem helpful and they only ask me about the card once
>have to sit through this gay intro every time you start the game
Blunder.
It was cute the first time. It gets boring after 3 times hearing it.
>>383538830
Can't you skip it?
>>383538830
it's one of the many, long, load screens behind the scenes.
they really dropped the ball in terms of load times and frequency
>want to retry a level because you died
>in for at least a minute of waiting every time
How was he able to predict the Xbox will have no games?
>>383538552
Ironic, seeing as the ps4 had no games at launch, yet everyone went out and bought one.
>predict
sony always wins
QED
>>383538552
He learned the signs from owning a ps3 and a launch ps4
PS4/PC version announced. Literally no excuse now /v/.
http://gematsu.com/2017/07/little-witch-academia-chamber-time-coming-americas-ps4-pc-early-2018
>>382449959
Give me 5 facts about Akko and I'll consider pre-ordering
>>382449959
I've only watched the first ever OVA or something
It was pretty okay but I'm not interested
>>382450005
She likes the thick dick
>game let's you eat sugar
>telling lies
>>383538524
No papa
A challenger approaches
GRAVITY SQUEEZE
>>383537910
Cool looking function.
Who the fuck is that?
>>383537947
I hope divekick and fireball make it into the next one.
You begin as a tormented soul in hell. So whats the goal? To get to purgatory or something? Obviously cant get to heaven.
why does it have a big vagina for a head
>>383537942
Because women are scary
>>383537942
After watching the trailer, all I can see is vaginal imagery.
So anons, a store I frequent is selling a Modified Super Nintendo, which emulates a shit ton of games (not just for Super Nintendo, but for Genesis, N64, Atari, even TurboGrapx). It accepts every USB controller. No biggie, but I plan of buying a pair of every controller for the "consoles" available. I can't find a Atari 2600 USB controller, and the one that I found was 60 bucks.
plz anons help me
(ps, this is the modded SNES)
I imagine if you searched "the worst possible way to play old video games" this would probably come up
I don't have money to buy an actual Super Nintendo, nor to constantly buy new cartridges. I can't afford a PC that emulates any of the games. That's the only option I have.
>>383538078
no it's fucking not, just buy a raspberry pi and load games onto it like the person that made this abomination did
VtMB 2 thread
Which dev?
If you say Obsidian kys
CDPR
>>383537340
Troik-
Oh, wait. There isn't any dev who can make justice to VtM.
>>383537340
That pic is from The Neon Demon. Good taste my dude
He still needs more recognizement and love. Can we appreciate him for a moment again?
We do Klonoa threads a little differently around here buddy.
>>383537241
I want to ____ Lola!
Someone get the Tails x Klonoa art!
Terraria ThreadYrimir is back
>>383537219
Who?
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES MY HUGE DICK
>>383537219
He isn't fucking dead? Holy shit.
>No vertical aiming. Do they think I'm too stupid to figure out how to do that?
>Every enemy and item is a sprite
>Polygon count makes Star Fox look like Pixar
>Straight white male protagonist with no personality
>Glorifies senseless violence
>Story is basically nonexistent
>Intolerant and offensive toward the Satanist religion
>No crosshairs
>Can't even aim down sights
>There's no reloading. Your gun's clip is just infinite for some reason
>Plus you can't even see your bullets
>Uses archaic save system as opposed to checkpoints
>You guys shit on Life is Strange and the like for being episodic, but it's fine when Doom does it
There's something deeply wrong with """people""" who like this game.
/thread
>>383536927
can't argue with that desu
>>383536927
>>No vertical aiming
>>No crosshairs
>tfw I'm too casul so I turn these on in GZDoom with modern FPS controls
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>>383536898
Damn, you've convinced me to stop playing Nintendo games. Bravo OP.
>>383536898
How to keep an online game from dying: a guide for retarded faggots
>>383537046
nintendo should've done that to you themselves by now, but you somehow still come back to them for some reason
Do you guys ever wear vidya related clothing? Post things you wear and or would wear.
>>383536515
God damn it I want to see what /v/ wears
>>383536967
>>383536515
I dress like a generic white guy, but its comfy.
When I am home I wear a loose t-shirt(anime or game related usually) and shorts and go full autism mode.
>TFW you realize the "2 number 9's" order wasn't him being fat or for a joke but him stalling until the ballas got there and that's why he ate instead of shooting back
>>383536223
>TFW you realize that they were able to arrest gerald mcreary in IV because the FIB was following Niko
>tfw you realize Big Smoke did nothing wrong
>tfw you realize he was also asking for the other three in the car