>Make game.
>Hang out with actors.
>Eat burgers.
>Fuck models.
>Watch old movies.
>Only bullshit around.
>Never actually work.
>Release date approaching.
>Company insists that I finish the game.
>Put out half finished piece of shit.
>People still praise it.
>Great review scores.
>All problems blamed on company.
>Get hired by other company to "work" on another game.
>mfw
So which international branch of Konami do you work for? Konami UK?
>>386776739
It's his own studio, this is his only actual chance, if Kojima fails. It's his studio that pays the price this time. Konami gave restrictions, but Kojima is a legit piece of shit subhuman.
>>386776739
Death Stranding will finally prove if he's a hack or not. He has nothing weighing him down. No oppressive publishers, no "budget constraints", no franchise baggage, etc. If he fucks this up then it's over.
perfect characters don't exi-
I don't give a shit, i loved the treyarch cods. W@W and BO 1 were great and zombies was hella fun.
>>386776460
ZEE FLESH WILL PEEL FROM THEIR BONES, LIKE PROSCIUTTO
Touhou 16 is coming out in a few hours, is /v/ gonna play it?
>>386776453
>touhou16 thread
>cirno op
>not Chococirno
You baka ass mother fucker.
Let's just say there's a reason why touhou is banned from the video games board and is relegated to the board for visual novels.
No, go back to /jp/.
>You are suddenly teleported to the world of the game you are playing right now.
How fuckedor comfyare you?
>tfw feeling pretty comfy right now playing P5
Max comfy
Cute grills everywhere, dude.
Dota 2? Guess I die.
>Overwatch
I can finally be happy, now that I'm with her.
>Saturday morning
>October-December time
>Cold, wet, and foggy outside
>The only light is from your window and the warm glow of the TV
>You're in pajamas, long socks, long sleeve shirt with a blanket over you
>Space heater on next to you
>Coffee to your right
>Firelink music playing while you explore the many cracks and corners of the shrine
Can it get any comfier than that? Probably not.
I fucking love video games.
>>386775896
>You're in pajamas, long socks, long sleeve shirt with a blanket over you
>Space heater on next to you
are you trying to fucking cook yourself?
>going balls deep
>exploding her insides with your jizz
It cant get any comfier from that.
>>386776008
must be a yuropoor or mexishit with no heat in his house.
Do women just... ask for sex like that in real life?
>>386773987
No. They're not that direct.
Witcher series is autism.
>>386773987
Witcher is written by a mental teenager for teenagers with no understanding of how people actually behave
so no.
>>386774065
beta detected
Nintendo then
>against dlc, thinks it's unfair to the loyal consumer
Nintendo now
>literally the worst culprit of dlc and the epitome of on disc content
Defend this
Splatoon got two years of free updates including several maps, weapons, music, and even a game mode.
Your move.
Nintendo then
>dying
Nintendo now
>thriving
Nintendo then
>iwata was alive
Nintendo now
>iwata is dead
Which one did you get?
All of them actually
>>386773358
the blue one
tails, shadow, and the monkey ball one
Post em
R8 Em
H8 Em
>>386773127
Ok
your station is very basic but very nice
>>386773127
Is that the 403? How is it? My G400s is on its last leg, so I need to replace it.
>>386774523
>picture of Iwata
LMAO THE ULTIMATE PUSSY REPELLANT
ITT: Games that aged HORRIBLY
Ur mom
pic unrelated
People are gonna get triggered, but it's the truth. 3D games from the PS1/N64 era all aged like dogshit.
Should I?
>>386772491
Kill yourself? Sure.
>>386772491
>20 bucks
Honestly, that's pretty good for that cheap.
the've added alot of shit to make it like minepoop
Which one is better?
Skyrim is at least a decent hiking simulator. Oblivion is awful in every possible aspect.
>>386772162
Vanilla Skyrim>Vanilla Oblivion
Modded Oblivion>Modded Skyrim
Oblivion had critical flaws with the leveling system and scaling but those can be fixed. However, you cannot fix the bland stealth archer simulator that is Skyrim.
>>386772162
Basically what this guy says OP>>386772390
Both are fucking shit but Oblivion's flaws can be fixed with mods.
The only thing Skyrim has over Oblivion is much better world where locations feel like part of the world not Daggerfall tier dungeon entrances in planes of jack shit and forests.
But that can be fixed with mod too.
Post your favourite console OS's
>ywn get this on your 10th brithday and turn it on and play Super Mario Galaxy for the first time ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-E_0uhPzaE
it's a shame how far MS has fallen.
The Wii had a great UI too.
I almost like the PS3's interface but I can't believe you can barely organize your games
So what happens when you fill the 4 screens with games? Does it make more screens or are you fucked?
This is....bad
I'M HUNGRY
>>386770906
Man up and beat it.
Yeah but it will hold us over until Zelda comes out.
What have you picked up recently?
>>386770607
Preorder for Undertale Collector's Edition.
>>386770607
>buying the inferior version of 2/3 games
>>386770607
Darkest Dungeon, Yakuza 0, and Hitman: Complete first season.