>don't like 4x games
>don't like Total War games
>don't like recent grand strategy games due Paradox
What's a strategy gamer to do?
>>383642576
Probably stop calling yourself a "strategy gamer", stop being a faggot, and probably find some real games to play?
Just a suggestion since you asked.
>doesn't like 4X
>calls himself a strategy gamer
Nu-males, everybody.
Look into wargaming? Games published by Slitherine, games like Dominions etc.
Or play some of the older games you like. Spice them up with mods if you have exhausted the base game.
ITT: You get hired by well known Umbrella-corp. What will you do to prepare for day 1? Also, provide advise to your junior as senior-employee.
>>383642575
I'll buy a bunch of green stuff to put into tubes. Then since there's an even chance I'll die before the end of the day; I'll start a tontine. .
Get a sample of any and all antidotes ASAP and hide them just in case.
>>383642575
Saw this last week
>bunch of children under 6 was able to finish these games
>overweight /v/irgins are having a fit and calling it DORK SAULS OF PLATFORMERS XD
How fucking casual can this board go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgWzeB5-0vA
I beat warped when I was four or five years old. How the fuck are grown men struggling with this game? Did the devs spike the difficulty or something?
>>383642968
Warped is by far the easiest one in the trilogy, the only remotely hard one is 1 (and even that one isn't as hard as the memers say, but still)
Come to papa, my darling little eggs...NOW BRING MEa Splatoon 2 pre-testfire hype thread
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How did they fuck up the squid waifus so badly this time around.
>no cute name word play
>ones retarded
??????
Are they selling that green and pink switch bundle in NA or no? Would probably have picked one up
Anyone try the new Fire Pro yet? This is a fun game series.
When you think about it, could it be that we do not crave victory in competitive games, but rather we seek the moment at the height of battle?
That true moment of flow, when everything else melds into obscurity and becomes irrelevant, as we live truly in the moment?
So how are you going to console a switch owner when his 300 dollar tablet turns into a 300 dollar paperweight? You know its going to happen, its just a matter of time.
>sees Final Fantasy series in fucking freefall
>sees Nomura completely unable to complete a game
>gets assigned to XV
>listens to fan criticisms, tries to make a game that can somewhat redeem Final Fantasy in popular reception
>actually fucking does it
Who else loves Tabata?
>>383642145
He saved XV so I respect him. He also has good taste in vidya.
Are they unable to have dev teams that can complete games without having to save them at the very last minute?
>FFXII: Matsuno leaves mid development a new director steps in to rush it to completion
>FFXIII: The project becomes so bloated and overbudgeted that needed a massive downscaling into an hallway simulator
>FFXIV: Jesus H Christ
>FFXV: Project stagnant for years with no progress, square assigns a new director that rushes it into completion
It's a goddamn nightmare.
>>383642798
I think XV is Square admitting that they fucked up between X and XV by mismanaging all these projects into oblivion
XV is like a new dawn, fulfilled by FF7R and KH3
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I hope your toe ends up like that one squidward couch gif.
You're basically the gayest man to ever live.
>be trash at overwatch
>pick Lucio
>get 2800
Hard game. I'm absolute trash and it's fucking sad I rank that high. I do nothing but run in circles as Lucio and heal.
What is that science fiction factory building behind the protagonists of HoMM3? I have never seen anything like that in the game.
>>383641735
>Sperglords sperged out and ruined the Forge
>>383641735
AB was supposed to introduce a new faction called the Forge.
It had a sci-fi theme (zombie cyborgs and naga mechs ) and already existed in the M&M universe, but some neckbeards cried out loud because "muh fantasy".
Worse, the devs even received death threats to the point they had to scrap the whole thing and replace it with the shitshow that was Conflux.
Might and Magic (the RPG series) is science fiction game in disguise. The Inferno faction are actually aliens. There's also a bunch of dimensional travel and other shit.
Heroes dropped this for a more "pure" fantasy, but there's some leftovers.
What was the best run at SGDQ 2017 and why was it ALTTP Swordless?
>excellent commentary
>Patty being Patty
>announcer roasting the runner by saying, "Since we've already seen this part, can I read some more donations?"
Speedrunning is for faggots. Oh, and sage.
Speedrunning is autistic
>Talk to self as if I'm the MC
>Lean irl when leaning around corners
>Can't move on to next part/level/chapter until I get every collectible
Post games that have nice pixel art
>>383641634
The Last Night looks cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdrSpqmmyfk
Here's the concept demo (playable browser) it's based on:
https://timsoret.itch.io/the-last-night