You're tasked with making this into a game.
What genre do you choose?
What the hell is that anon.
I'm a vidya designer and i really want to pitch you the game but I don't know the source material
>>377303983
Isn't that the faggy YA series with the "boy genius" and folklore?
I get a different publisher who doesn't task me with making garbage.
>>377304082
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_Fowl_(series)
All I wanted was to shoot those fucking things. Why?
>>377303976
I dunno. I bought into the early access version on steam, played a little of it and then forgot about it.
>>377303976
>GASHUNK GASHUNK
Why are JRPG stories so convoluted?
>>377303621
Japs like to think, even if it's over something really stupid.
>>377303621
They don't know when to stop
>>377303621
Why is some old man vomiting blue shit in the background?
It's happening!
>13 quid
is it really worth it?
>>377303628
No, mods do all included features but better. But people like me will still buy it because we're in so deep into the DLC's that there's no point in stopping now. I'm just happy I'm not that way into EUIV.
But did they ever fix traffic?
"J" joakim=kojima officially back at work on metal gear, prepare for E3 surprize
>>376705085
bump
Daily reminder the letter J is on the entrance to the bridge Toro enters in the DS trailer.
>204863 are co-ords to the bermuda triangle (gz helicopter crash) and iceland (ds trailer location)
>the pt radio talks about gateways to alternate dimensions (mg survive, norman reedus's necklace), the men in the sky and how "they" have been manipulating media, don't trust the news (the patriots / konami-kojima controversy)
>moby dick was released without an epilogue, the epilogue was included in later iterations
>kojima has posted an IRL silent hill health drink several times
>has made several tweets referencing "3"'s, like how much he loved the killing tv show but was disappointed how there was no season 3 (there was)
>the second low roar album is called zero and has songs on it such as "phantoms", "don't stop (chapter 1)" and "don't stop (chapter 2)"
>before GZ was even released low roar asked kojima if they could make music for him, point being he could've had this included in the ruse because they asked this before the konami / kojima rumors dropped
>the pt radio even talks about norman reedus hanging himself with an umbilical cord
>time winters (zero) narrates the mg survive gameplay, zero is literally showing us his latest experiment
>when asked about the cancelled silent hills project on stage with Mark Cerny kojima quickly developed a massive shit eating grin, started acting really agitated, both him and mark cerny started cracking up
>ford commerical called the phantom stars mads having a face transplant in cyprus wearing glasses kojima tweeted called 1985
>new playstation ad has the old kojima productions logo in the background
>the contractor who trademarked sony's "v" is also responsible for death stranding and decima
Then check out the poster. PT. Reverse Death Stranding. You get SD.
PTSD
The events of Phantom Pain were a coma nightmare. Death Stranding IS Silent Hills. On top of that the REAL MGS5 will be coming out next year.
I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE YOU NON BELIEVERS GET BTFO AT E3
How good is PS2 emulation on the original fatass model?
>emulation
It's real PS2 hardware inside it
>>377303673
Still not as good as an original PS2. There are quite a few games that have bugs/crashes.
>>377303673
Only the earliest NTSC models. Second gen was emulation then they completely scrapped it.
Why is modern Nintendo so sexist?
Modern Nintendo panders to SJWs
>>377303437
>Why is modern Nintendo so sexy?
Fixed.
>>377303574
It could be because of soccer moms and not sjw.
Soccer moms are also cancerous.
And because they absolutely want to keep their children away from sexy women they often turn into kirbyfapper degenerate.
There need to be more games with a setting like Blame!. I already know about that one parkour simulator and arguably Nier Automata (at least in terms of freaky far-future shit), but is there anything else?
>>377303281
well gosh ok then
>>377303281
Protip:
Your thread is going to get 0 replies unless it's one of the shitty bait templates that /v/ is obsessed with
>This is ___ say something nice about them
>X is Y prove me wrong
etc.
To what you said, I dunno what that shit is but look at Snatcher and see if that helps.
>>377304707
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree what will go wrong if there won't be more Blame! games
The Most Inherently Satisfying Mechanics In Video Games
>jumping in a 2-D platformer
>shooting in a FPS
>chainsaws
>>377302972
Scrolling in belt scrollers
are they weebs
Nostalgia. A lot of them had it when they were growing up.
And Mario is popular to the point where everyone knows about it.
Basically memes
Well they were the first to capitalize on the market when Atari royally fucked up the industry. Rest is brand loyalty.
>>377302383
Why do mudslimes love FIFA so much?
The last game you played is now a shitty saturday morning cartoon designed to sell crappy toys with a moral lesson at the end of each episode.
How bad is it?
Never pay more than twenty bucks for a computer game.
Kingdom hearts final mix. honestly would have expected disney to have promoted it with an animation somehow anyway
>>377302127
might still be good.
>Dark Souls is unplayable with keyb-
>>377302069
is this supposed to be impressive?
>>377302069
oard
>>377302145
This
Post your first vidya fap.
>>377302016
ur mom
>>377302016
FUCK wrong image
ITT:
>post Stories
>post farms
>give tips
>get Comfy
also Abigail is fat and you cant deny this.
your waifu a shit
>>377302106
fuck off you fat loving piece of shit.
Leah is the best girl
Emily is best
You never played Bioshock
You never played Mass Effect
You never played nu-Deus Ex
You never played Bioshock
You never played Dragon Age
Western games just aren't that appealing.
But I don't get it. If the mass market hates stories in games, what's up with these games being so popular here? Do people just skip the stories and/or never talk about them? But still play the games?
>>377301659
Both the first Bioshock was actually respectable.
Never played any of those.