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That's my videogame history.
Can you guess how old am I?
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Three years old, maybe four
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39 and you're freaked out as fuck about it
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>>378071985
Either mid 20s or some under 16 y.o. trying too hard to act like one of the big boys.
lets reflect on why diablo 3 is terrible.
1. First off, this has to be the shittiest first act ever in a diablo game. You spend the entire time killing groaning targets. They do not fight back. It takes like you standing still, next to them, for like 4 seconds for them to hit you. So the whole fucking exercise is a time sink. In fact, has anyone ever died in this stupid game?
2. All the loot is incremental, nothing is really game changing till the very end.
If you look at good roguelikes, the two things that make them fun is 1. threat of dying and 2. game breaking loot. Diablo 3 had great graphics, and the wizard was a great class... but it was just so much clearing non-threatening trash to see slightly larger numbers whiling clearing non-threatening trash. It was a goddamn cleaning-your-room simulator.
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Another thing, was in Diablo 1 and 2, there was a feeling of gothic horror at descending into hell. You had a DOOM feeling of dread. Diablo 3 was just generic fantasy, just the orcs were called demons. You didn't really have any sort of natural horror to them.
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diablo 2 is still good, and getting better tomorrow
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It's easier to list things Diablo III DOESNT reward you for
>Exploring
>Optional bosses / mini bosses
>Killing anything
>Completing quests
>Playing the game at all
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>The robots are the best characters in the series
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>The best characters usually die.
It's not fair.
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They usually are
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is the genesis the only console where the launch model is the best version?
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>>378071125
Wii with the Gamecube controller slots. PS2 too, as the Slim can't run some games that took advantage from PS1 hardware that was removed. PS3 would have been the case too if the fat wasn't a disaster of engineering.
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>>378071125
Original PS3 is backwards compatty
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NES because the top loader only has RF
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Do you enjoy grindan games?
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i want metallia to grind me under her heel
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Are you supposed to beat the same level several times in this game or something? Why cant i progress
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No.
Its frustrating because I love everything about Disgaea's presentation, but absolutely despise that its an incredibly grind heavy SRPG. Its unplayable to me.
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Did american dad predict Nuka World? 2017-05-26 12:11:11 Post No.378070905
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Did american dad predict Nuka World?
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>goes to Disney world parody
>gets run by savage gangs
>founder is preserved in some way
>have almost the same park zones
>in a piece of fiction that's patriotic as fuck
Now all we need is Nuka Cola flavored Trippin balls.
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>>378070905
Likely yes is the only show thats bot shit nowdays idk who helps seth with the writting but its comedy gold
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>>378070905
It's not an extremely original idea to begin with.
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>>378072440
Is this autistic shit the state of /v/ these days?
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Hey, I'm stuttering Craig!
And I'm Handsome Tom...
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>>378070773
>screwattack is now just death battle the channel
>craig and tom both are gone
>ywn go back to the good days of screwattack
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>>378072327
Craigs gone?
Anyone left from 2008?
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>>378072327
Craig is gone?
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Red Dead Redemption 2 2017-05-26 12:08:11 Post No.378070621
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Should any other devs even bother to release a game next year?
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>>378070621
From the last week of April to mid June they shouldn't. They should be good after that.
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>>378070621
Yes, next year is where EA DICE will finally release a proper Battlefield 2143
ri... right guys?
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>>378071101
>EA DICE
son, I've about had enough of you.
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What games have you bought recently, anon?
How are they?
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these are the last two games i boughtthey're really fun and i love them both
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Prey and For Honor
Prey was engaging mechanically, but everything else about it was lackluster much in the same way as Dishonored, and For Honor is a clusterfuck of bad design choices and balancing issues that ruin a great core fighting system. Don't buy either at full price.
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I'm a poor neet who will never have money.
But I'm going to try Overwatch for the first time tomorrow during their free weekend.
I expect it to be reminiscent of TF2 and I doubt I'll have much fun with it but it'll make for a fine time sink.
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Samus and Zero Suit Samus two different people? 2017-05-26 12:02:40 Post No.378070145
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Samus and Zero Suit Samus two different people?
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There's NO WAY that ass fits into her power suit.
Maybe they're two people?
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If you just want a lewd ZSS thread just ask
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>>378070145
Go to bed Sybb.
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>>378070145
Asses are squishy, Anon.
Fa sicd calina dra aqecdahla uv uin baubma yht y vidina vun freda lremtnah.
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>you sand nigger grease monkeys!
Wtf square
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>I want a Big Black Buck inside of me and one for Yuna too
What the hell, Square?
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don't forget to sage shill threads
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>480 replies
>click here to view
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I better be able to drive The General Lee into a meth lab.
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Games about killing NeoNazis. 2017-05-25 11:53:52 Post No.378069354
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Games about killing NeoNazis.
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ITT: Games about killing Neo-Nazis / White Supremacists
>Soldier of fortune
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Life, presumably - once they reach a critical threshold of violence and threats of violence against other people.
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Manhunt
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>>378069354
Ethnic cleansing
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ITT: We nominate two games, one that /v/ unanimously loves and the other they hate
>loves
Metal Gear Solid 3
>hates
No Man's Sky
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>loves
Nothing
>hates
Everything
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>>378069279
Boy you really like that low hanging fruit.
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>>378069279
> implying we hate NMS
GTFO fag
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Did anyone else here even play this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFmWd7PIgLg
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i didn't like it but the developers are making another game to be released early next year
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I got through half of it I think
It's a very visually interesting game
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>>378069158
Great music.
That's about it. The area goes off the deep end quick then ends shortly afterwards. It was trying to be a weird Nier almost but didn't work out that well.
Shame their next game looks like hot garbage.