Over the years...
Sae Niijima has lost a lot of boyfriends...
but there's one thing she never lost...
I never lose.
I've never lost my virginity because I DO NOT LOSE.
>>384976893
>but there's one thing she never lost...
HER PRIDE
>can't romance her or shiho
garbage game atlas
I'm done with the Souls series.
Call me a casual all you want but frankly, those games are fucking garbage.
First I started with Demon's Souls, the most niche since it appears only
on PS3 so I expected a certain level of quality... I was wrong.
Almost immediately the game dissappoints me on it's delivery, the character rather than running slides, making him look like an autist on rollerblades. Very irrealistic for
a game that gets namedropped for the "awesum atmosphere!!!!".
I got killed by the huge "boss" monster and "blahblah ur supposed to huehuehue", well get fucked, it's shit.
I manage to understand how to enter stages after 10 minutes of running around with no indications whatsoever despite there being like five people there. Apparently it's a hub-world kind of deal (1999 called they want their mechanics back).
Long story short, I got literally killed like 60 times and apparently I was supposed to reach a boss...
This game isn't "hardcore" it's plain frustrating, it isn't "atmosferic" because graphics and movement
feel like they are ripped from a PS1, it isn't "fun" unless you hate yourself but still need that sweet nerd cred to feel validated.
This isn't over though I said to myself maybe Dark Souls will be better so I download it from
Steam and apparently it's stuck at 30 FPS for some reason (crysis, metro, prey all work like a charm so
dont try to point at my PC because yours might aswell be a fucking portable fridge compared to this tiger.
Now I tell you what, even if I pretended the FPS businness was nothing (hint: it's a HUGE deal and if you're a gamer you know that) the game itself gave you a fucking broken sword at the beginning that deals as much damage as a toothpick.
At that point I was already mad, then I get to this boss (it had a huge healthbar so I guess it was a boss)
and it kills me and kills me and kills me without me being able to do any substantial damage until I fucking Alt+F4,
shred the printed steam code and put the game where it belongs: on the window's trash can. Never again will I listen to wannabe fags
getting their kicks out of this virtual cuckoldry you call a game.
git gud.
>>384976708
>not using DSfix
Kill yourself.
Are there any MMOs out there that aren't a mess of features nobody wants?
pic unrelated obviously
What makes BDO not a mess of features nobody wants?
BDO is literally systems driven.
I don't like it, but it's literally exactly what it needs to be.
Also, Runescape makes use of literally every single system and feature, and fucking goes hard on it.
>>384976165
It is. Which is why it's unrelated to what I asked for.
The game is a mess and I'm ashamed to have spent $8 on it.
Is there any particular reason that all discussion of this game just stopped? It's only been out for a little over a month and I'm still having a blast with it. I figure it has to do with spla2n, but I still think it's weird that there went from 1-2 regular, relatively active threads to nothing overnight.
Splatoon 2
>>384976396
Should I just get splatoon then? I hate shooters, and it looks really stupid, but I said the same thing about ARMS and fighters, so idk.
>>384975475
>Is there any particular reason that all discussion of this game just stopped?
Because it was all shilling, idiot. Nobody actually likes this game except for quirky 13 year olds like you.
quiplash when?
I'm in whenever you guys are
Room code where?
>have a PS4 with random games, including Witcher 3 and Persona 5 neither of which I've played
>never turn on PS4, its getting dusty from lack of use
>browse 4chan for hours, instead
Does it ever feel like playing games takes energy and motivation in a way that mindlessly browsing the internet doesn't? Does anyone else have this problem?
I haven't played a game in months
That's because you're buying games you think you want to play but not really, trying to justify your console by buying something new every week or month. That's my problem, anyway.
>>384975417
Do something like read or draw or write
I guarantee within a few hours of doing something else that takes around the same effort of playing video games you'll start to really want to play vidya again
I'm not very far in, (only just got to the first workshop) but do you leave the dungeon at any point or is the entire game set in this one area?
>>384975402
There are multiple areas that all interlink. It wont all be the same brown caverns, but they do come up a lot.
test
Yes, you leave that particular dungeon and go out into the city streets. There is also a forest area, and a sort of sewer, plus a lot of churches and catacombs. Don't expect a wide open area though, since iirc there aren't any. It's all a big set of corridors typical of games before the open-world meme took hold.
You did a lot of shitposting today anon, go get some rest
Why do actors and musicians kill themselves but video game developers/e-celebs don't?
It seems like we have the most autistic group of people, you'd think they'd be killing themselves much more frequently.
>>384975290
Kill yourself.
>>384975531
you first
actors and musicians can come from varied backgrounds of poverty and abuse while ecelebs and developers are 99% suburban white boys who grew up in cushy environments playing hundreds of dollars worth of games that their parents bought for them on their consoles worth hundreds of dollars, and then learned to program and stuff on their computers worth hundreds of dollars
also there are more actors and musicians than game developers
Am I the only one who finds these games lit af
Samsara was here;
Shepard is a loser.
-- Samsara v72.6.3966
>neo/v/ being patrician enough to have played this gem
I was not expecting things to go the way they did from a Croteam game, but the boatload of easter eggs was a nice touch
>see my little cousin playing mine craft
>tell him it's a shit game and I'll get him a better game
>buy him dark souls
>he understandably struggles with the asylum demon so I help him beat it
>reach main world
>sees crestfallen warrior
>"can I attack him?"
>"no, he'll kill you if you do"
>leave him to play by himself for a while
>he comes back later telling me that guy keeps killing him every time he respawns at rhe bonfire
>"you attacked him, didn't you"
>"no."
What happened to Battlefield Heroes?
Ok so my friend and I were talking and I had the idea of streaming on twitch. He didn't really want to but tried it anyways. He told me he didn't like it and I said ok. A day later he is streaming and I'm thinking " ok cool he's come around to streaming". I talk to him about streaming together and he is kinda stand offisb saying he doesn't want to stream with other people. I'm cool with that. Then while waiting for a game to load I see he's in a party streaming with some other people he met while playing a game. They've streamed for about a week now. So tonight he's streaming with one of our friends who said hey hated streaming. My friend has ignored any texts when he usually responds within an hour. I hate streaming by myself because I have nothing to talk about but I'm pretty decent with people.
TL;DR: my friend is a prick is there any way to have people help me stream on twitch.
>>384974520
What are you asking here?
>>384974709
How do I go about finding people who are willing to stream with me
>that kid who quoted Machinima videos in normal conversation
>>384974428
There's a hotdog sit-down stand near my house, and I went to grab a bite with some friends. This neck beard came out from behind the counter and started chatting. We tried not to be rude and engaged very minimally. Next thing we know he pulls out his phone and is showing us some toy machinima. We just got up and left and never looked back. That little stand lost 3 regular customers that day.
This was me, but mostly newgrounds stuff. Plus the Arby and the chief lines "I think master chief is a pretty cool guy, he shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything" and "Cock of Dooty four Modern Gay Fuck Stupid"