Poker
>completely random
>top players consistently win tournaments with skill and good decision-making, and don't complain about "bad luck"
Videogame
>slight random elements
>REEEEEE WHAT A SHITTY DUMB GAME IT'S ALL LUCK MY ENEMIES ARE SO LUCKY FUCK
Explain.
>top players
>(you)
>>376039783
Poker is about reading and predicting your human opponents. This feels like false equivalency.
>>376039783
>men accept reality
>retards cry all day
really inspires thought
>SE announces an new offline version of ffxi at E3
Would you play it /v/?
>>376039762
>*a
Fuck
Someone that is not a complete retard would buy an "offline MMO"?
wtf is this thread
>>376039762
>Offline
The game is basically offline already what with NPC party members. Just remove the sub fee and put more than 5 people on the dev team.
It's still a good game after all these years, and I often buy a sub for a month or two when I'm feeling the itch, but the sub fee for such an old game is just insane. It's trying to charge the same price as FFXIV for the privledge of playing a more dated, if in some cases more enjoyable game.
*blocks your path*
>getting a gold medal against parallel landia with the landia helm
this is infuriating, my teammates are utterly worthless against landia, no matter the loadout. How the hell do you do it?
>>376041306
i got it easily by having a team of LV43 Beam Mages with Platinum DX gear
but i'm sure it'll help if you had the drawcian/magolorian DX gear as well for your teammates
KIRBYBIRTHDAY
We can finally get the mission done
I think this quest (and game) singlehandedly elevated videogames from simple escapism to a true form of art.
Are you fucking losers seriously ignoring me? Do you have any fucking idea who I am?
>>376040214
/pat
>>376038614
What is this baby ass game in OP's pic?
Explain to me now why are you NOT buying more of my game Anon. You don't want to make me mad.
I swear...
>>376038590
I'm waiting for the free version my beloved pirate-bros will deliver!
>>376038590
I'm waiting for the pirate version, Todd-sama
The purpose of this exercise is to come up with a short list of the best games to play to get the best experience out of any one console. Results will be posted after all the responses are averaged together.
Your job is to post what 5 games you honestly believe represent the best experience on each console. It's always annoying for people trying to get into a console they missed because they don't know what to play.
>guidelines
1. Post 5 games per console
2. Do not post for consoles you have never owned/spent copious amounts of time with
3. Multiplayer are allowed, but make sure if you're posting them that they objectively play best on the console in question. For example, you wouldn't put RE4 on the PS2 list but you might put it on the gamecube list.
Let's see what you got
Filling it out, OP.
Get ready for some top tier taste. Make sure to weight my responses more than any idiots that put shit like Fallout 3 or The Last of Us down for PS3
>>376038551
The Spiderstation 3 logo always makes me chuckle
>>376038825
The original logo was supposed to have a very prestigious feel to it. It was changed less because of bad publicity but more because as don't wanted to change the PS3's image for the better, they felt a logo change to go along with it was apropriate.
I'm about to play this, what am I in for?
Tactical espionage action
One of the greatest stealth games ever sadly old back by the fact that it's often a bit too linear, especially by today's standards.
Bank level is GOAT though.
>>376035352
a very very very good game
So reactions to this game seem pretty mixed. From what I understand this was a very big game when it came out and was meant to basically remake Ocarina of Time for the then current generation of gamers. Some were amazed, some were disappointed. So, what does /v/ think?
I'm playing it for the first time (the GC version) and I'm enjoying it so far (beat Lakebed), especially the dark/heroic/epicatmosphere and the incredible presentation. I was worried that the dark elements may seem forced, and to be honest, it probably feels that way to a lot of people, especially since it was a response to complaints about Wind Waker's cartooniness. But Twilight Princess even though it looks more serious still has a certain "cartooniness" or charm to it--Link still gets blasted out of cannons, he still holds items above his head, etc. It feels very dark at points, yes, but at the same time, it's more cartoony than Ocarina of Time at other points. I'm loving the story as well. When I think of the game, I usually think of sequences I enjoy than any complaints, and really I can't really remember anything that bugs me about the game. The wolf sections can be slow and tedious, yeah, but I think it's a neat way to introduce you to areas before you actually play them. The dungeons got annoying sometimes but that's only because I'm dumb and couldn't figure out the puzzles immediately. I guess a gripe would be that the Field is pretty empty.
Like I said I just beat Lakebed and got the Master Sword, so does it get worse from here? 'Cause so far, no major complaints (that are easily thought of).
Its OoT: washed out and boring version.
its the best Zelda
>>376034664
The overworld is rather boring and barren, dungeon items like the one you'll get in the next dungeon are only useful for about 5 minutes and then become useless, and the wolf link segments are pure cancer and kill any urge to replay the game.
Still not awful though. Amazing final dungeon+boss, and from the point you're at the game will pick up in quality.
Now get out of here before you get spoiled.
Samus? Zelda? Luigi?
>>376028932
we already have Samus
Definitely Samus.
Paya
She covers her face and runs when she wins.
Do you share a name with a video game character?
Did your parents name your after video games or video game characters?
All Davids report in.
>>375983734
i hate this retarded bitch
idk man, do I?
Why isn't backwards compatibility a thing anymore?
Was the last console that had it the PS3?
Vita has it
>>375962056
wiiu had it.
>>375962056
wIIU AND 3DS HAD IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61R78exjAdI
I thought voodoo originated in the Southern United States, not Africa? How much flack are these guys going to get for that?
>>375923303
>nobody complains when Viking game #25626736 gets made
>>375923420
Voodoo is west African in origin.
Never should of have came here
>>375825053
that's why i'm leaving this thread,bye
>should of
I YIELD, I YIELD
Stop buying bad games.
stop posting ugly nigger dogs
Stop doing everything
>>376231013
SLAMMED TOAD CRIME BOSS
Have you played the GOTY?
it isnt out yet
its unplayable. fucking stutters every action i make and i have a 1070.
Waiting for all the patches and DLC to be out. Not making the same mistake like I did with Shovel Knight where there's now like three more campaigns since launch.