>you wake up next morning with the body of your vidya waifu
what do you do?
Get drunk, play video games and shitpost on /v/.
Shitpost on /v/, play video games and get drunk.
Play videogames, get drunk and shitpost on /v/
What games let me play as a big, bulky tank character?
World of Tanks
War Thunder
Steel Beasts
Why are the cutscenes so fucking long? And why are there so many of them? And they're 90% of the time just filled with Bayonetta looking sultry or acting cocky. Even DMC was nothing like this.
Nigga who cares, just skip them. Now shitty minigames, ebin set pieces and boring platforming are a problem since there's no skipping those.
Kamiya wanted to make a cinematic movie on par with Uncharted. And he succeeded.
just skip them then?
I've been wondering this for a while. In Fallout 3 and NV, disabling a landmine is just a vague skill-check. The higher your explosive skill the longer it'll beep before it explodes. Right? But I was wondering, what if it was a minigame? Like hacking or lockpicking.
Hypothetically, if it was a minigame, what would you want from that interaction? I have like two and a half ideas.
>yet another boring minigame that gets stale by the third time you do it to constantly break up gameplay and make playing it even more of a chore
>>378830412
>quickly unscrewing the fuse before it detonates
>unscrewing it too much out or too fast will cause the mine to explode.
>>378830412
How is this even a question.
You guys gonna buy Silvie's game?
I'm going topirateit
I already did.
I bought it when it first came out, one of my first purchases on DLsite. I loved the game enough that I felt bad about pirating it, which is rare.
tfw japanese devs pander to the west
>>378829873
> Just changing the skin tone. Not giving her massive lips and niglocks.
>pander
She's 10 you pedophile
>>378829873
The fuck are you talking about? Having options to have your skin/hair be another color isn't pandering you autist
Did anyone else enjoy pic related way more than 3?
>>378829845
I liked item collecting more because everything was unique and looked fucking neato vs ugly reskins with incremental stat increases in TW3, however, TW3 is better in every other aspect.
>>378830601
How can you be retarded enough to think that people don't actually like the souls series?
Who would you main?
>>378829438
Punchy Sonichu of course.
beats dude
magichan is all powerful so I'd probably go with that
Welp, back to Smash.
>Getting juggled
Lmao
This is gonna be a shit show.
Real talk? I wish more games used DI like smash. It makes it more interesting
From highest to lest skill required to play the game
>Revelator / BlazBlue
>Melee
>Skullgirls
>Marvel vs Capcom 3
>Killer Instinct
>KoF XIV
>Injustice 2
>SFV / MKX
>Tekken 7
>Pokken
>Sm4sh
i want to get really good at tetris, how should i accomplish this?
sing the theme out loud while you're playing
>>378828586
Learn to T-Spin then everything is e z
>>378828586
Play it obviously you fool
http://www.jp.square-enix.com/lostsphear/
NINTENDO WON
>Square in charge of spelling "Spear" or "Sphere"
>>378828529
>sphear
>i am setsuna 2
>also on ps4
hope it's more interesting than setsuna. that game had some neat ideas but MAN was it boring.
music sounds nice
>boss easily defeats you
>"Oh, I guess I must be scripted to lose"
>game over screen
Who the fuck believes this retard shit? if you die, you die.
The only time this ever applies is if you and the main boss happen to encounter each other early before the final fight or some shit to build tension.
>>378828723
>The only time this ever applies is in that thing that happens a lot.
>>378828506
>you are scripted to lose
>still get game over screen
So what else can I add to my stream to be maximum cancer? In b4 gaming chair, don't have the floor or space for one.
Anyone got those twitch gamer bingo cards?
text-to-speech donations are a must.
go jump off another building
>>378827990
I'd use someone else's face
Name a game that has your fetish in it, and others guess what it is.
Resident Evil 6
>>378827947
Giraffe blowjobs
>>378827947
Putting your fat cock out where she can see'em
Fable 2
Slimey spider women
Name one video game that society will look back on in centuries to come as a significant feat of human endeavor.
>>378827447
World of Warcraft.
You all know this is true.
>>378827447
Ocarina of Time
Undertale