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He did nothing wrong.

>>381575348
I think you mean Argus did nothing wrong.

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>>381574843
Kind of an asshole, but yeah, he didn't do much wrong.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, ULTRON SIGMA

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>>381543149
I wish

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ONE TWO

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>>381574509
INT

>>381574509
That fist on the helmet makes me wonder if he uses it sexually.

the dex guy will always be fighting an uphill battle against a str guy

I watched every conference and don't remember this meme.

>>381543056
Holy shit is that the creator of youtube?

>>381543056
>Don't ever touch me again you filthy nig

How did he get away with this?

>kicks a bomb
>dies
it all sounds like a dream to me

The open world design is literally ubisoft-tier in its filler and POI spam, and is further destroyed by...

...the loot system, which destroys any incentive for exploration. The weapons you find are worse than witcher gear you obtained 10 levels ago, and you get witcher gear from quests anyway so its not like you have to go hunting for them.
Money holds practically no value whatsoever, and the only loot you find thats useful is alchemy ingredients. Which would be fine if...

...the combat system wasn't so barebones and bland. Throughout your 150+ hour adventure, you use one moveset, 5 bland spells, a crossbow, some bombs and optional potions. The enemy and boss design is so generic and boring though, that using all that hify shit like potions and decoction is pretty much pointless. The biggest strategy is just to mash light attack twice, backhop, and repeat. A large majority of the enemies follow this mentality, and it never truly evolves into anything more meaningful. Why does Djikstra have the same moveset as a wild hunt warrior you fight with Keira?
The game even reskins and recycles enemies in paid DLC, and then dares to call them new ones with new beastiry entries.

The quest design is made for literal braindead children who can't think for themselves. Its obnoxiously yawn inducing because the "investigations" you do are practically you just walking around in circles and spamming X so geralt can shove some more exposition down your throat. It lacks depth, challenge, player activity and more than anything else, longevity. It never evolves into anything more unique or interesting, and it persists through the ENTIRE 150+ hours.

The main quest is basically super mario in poland, where Geralt goes around picking flowers, herding goats and helping every bum under the sun just so he can get the usual message that "nah bro, I don't know shit senpai"
cont

Skellige is wasted potential at best, and the game rushes to its conclusion way too fast after Kaer Morhen. Novigrad and Velen use up a massive portion of time, and the entire point of those areas boils down to "your ciri is in another area that requires you to go through like 20 boring side missions before anything substantial happens"

The story sets up its stakes way too high, and thus makes side content break immersion to a major degree. Theres no reason why Geralt would go around killing nekkers for pennies when the literal end of the world was around the corner.

Speaking of which, the white frost, ciris powers and all of culminating at the same time is some of the most cringe inducing shit I've ever seen. Ciri can hop between time and space because "its in her blood lmao" and the white frost is just a prophecy of "dude lmao if it happens we all die lmaooooo"

Then at the end when you defeat Eredin (who is the most bland fucking villain I've ever seen, he has less lines than reskinned shopkeepers in Velen), the white frost just suddenly comes at the same exact time and Ciri defeats it somehow and everythings awesome and then yay the game ends.
Its rushed as fuck and I lost all my interest in caring about the characters during that arc.

HOS is the best content in the game, but it doesn't fix the gameplay gripes. The story is great however and has the only good antagonist in the entire game.

B&W is fine, but again has the same problems with its open world, quest design, enemy design, and even the main quest.

Overall the game doesn't have a single piece of good gameplay, and the only thing that comes close is the boss fight with Dettlaff.
Its worth experiencing because of things completely unrelated to it being a video game. You would get the same exact experience from just watching it on youtube for fucks sake, and even then it would save you money, time and most of all effort since you wouldn't have to wade through boring filler.

Cool copypasta bro

>>381574053
American coast guard? Yes. I'm a deck hand with the Canadian coast guard, and its pretty fucking boring.

>>381574053
Fuck yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yCCZ8Czf7M

National Guard is even more exciting, OP. Why would you want to be a coast guard?

>>381572812
AHAHA HA HA HA HA
AHAHA HAHA HAHAHAA

>>381572812
Like I care

But even among FF, I consider it like the 4th worst FF. That doesn't say much for greatest of all time.

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>Bowser Jr.'s figure description in Mario Party DS mentions that he has a lonely side
>Bowser Jr.'s sub-plot/motive in Paper Jam is to steal the book containing the Paper Mushroom Kingdom so his paper counterpart doesn't have to go back and they remain friends

>One of the figurines for Kamek's library in Mario Party DS mentions that Kamek doesn't like looking at pictures of himself and curses them to be eternally dusty.
>Kamek and his paper counterpart spend the entirety of Paper Jam insulting each other.

>Wario Land games usually involve solving puzzles
>Wario is canonically an inventor (See: Mario Power Tennis, Wario: Master of Disguise) and a businessman (Warioware Inc)

>>381573204

if mario lore is so deep why does the mushroom kingdom and peach's castle change every game

Wonderful 101 / ARMS crossover fucking when?
>dlc character is wonder red
>his arms are made up of mini wonderfuls

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>>381572640
oh fug wrong pic

>>381572640
Did you hire any holy orders (Knights Templars etc.)?

>>381572640
940 hours playtime here.

Where is this 15k army at?

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>>381572512
Okay

>>381572512
fuck off

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>>381572957

>>381572509
It's always an error. I don't know what he expected, companies never follow up when Youtubers dispute a copyright strike. It's too expensive for everybody

>>381572509
I actually kind of expected this. Imagine if he had just shut the fuck up and handled it privately instead of chimping.

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>>381572841
Beat me to it, but;
>youtubers/streamers having any professional business mindset whatsoever

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No.

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>>381572480
C'mon anon... steam summer sale is on right now!

Why weren't you at E3 Todd?

People still buy these?

>>381571986
>People like things I dont like?

>5 year old toys disguised as DLC