is yoshi a homosexual horse?
>>389209306
Only one way to find out.
inb4 hahaposters
>>389209306
Haha
Fuck you I liked it
>nb4 ITS NOT AS BAD AS SS OR CS
Fuck you, I liked it when it first released
>>389209224
Me too. I did prefer 1kdoor though
>>389209224
I honestly feel like the lack of RPG elements strengthened the games great story by giving it a better pace.
people hated super paper mario? news to me.
>>389208642
trump
I hear people still mention it as an ongoing thing. My notice is that a handful of places upped their disclosure and ethics so I guess the GG got what it wanted, but also stupid shit happened.
We won the battle, but lost the war
(see cuphead journalism thing)
Wii U's Entire Lifespan of Worthwhile (Exclusive) Games:
Bayonetta 2
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
Splatoon
Pikmin 3
Super Mario 3D World
Nintendoland
Nintendo Switch's Worthwhile (Exclusive) Games In First Year:
ARMs
Splatoon 2
Mario + Rabbids
Xenoblade 2
Super Mario Odyssey
Snipperclippers
Super Bomberman R
1, 2, Switch
How does the Switch have better and more exclusive games in it's first year than the Wii U did in it's entire four and a half years???
>ARMS
>Snipperclips
>Super Bomberman R
>1, 2, Switch
>worthwhile
>>389208909
>implying ARMs isn't Nintendo's best new IP since Splatoon (well, it literally is their next IP after Splatoon...)
>implying Snipperclips isn't great fun with your casool gf
>implying 1, 2, Switch's Sword Fight isn't god-tier fun with friends
>>389208580
>>389208909
Fpbp
Also you mention things like snipperclippers and arms is worthwhile whereas smash bros is nowhere on wii u list?
>that kid who calls the X button the saltire button
>>389208231
Wat?
>>389208231
fuckin hate scots
That one secret [bad console] fan that insists every [good] console should cater to their needs.
Who even is American McGee anyways?
>>389207932
He also mentions that his inspiration for the macabre tone of Alice comes from his disturbing, dysfunctional childhood. For instance, on McGee's 13th birthday, his father, whom he had just met for the first time, was "stinking drunk" and assaulted the young McGee by attempting to gouge his eyes out with the intent of either killing or molesting him. McGee escaped this event by suggesting they "take both of their cars" to a bar and get drunk. Luckily, the father agreed. Shortly afterwards his father was involved in a car accident. "They got no more than 100 feet away when American's dad crashed into a telephone pole."[20]
McGee is an atheist and a libertarian
He did levels for Doom and Quake.
>>389208169
Post the story about the Tranny homewrecker
What games have the worst endings possible?
life
Pretty much every ending to Saya no Uta is fucked up and bad
The Starcraft 2 Trilogy kinda takes the cake here. Or the end of Wrath of the Lich King with the whole "there always has to be a Lich King" theme which is complete nonsense
What are some games to play when you're depressed?
a dating sim because it will finally tip you over the edge when you get rejected and youll blow your brains out
Irisu Syndrome. Don't look up much about the plot or the characters, or you'll just ruin it for yourself.
>>389395817
this is actually a great recommendation
What's the /v/erdict?
Probably the best immersive sim that industry is capable of producing this day and age. And that's offensively depressing.
Great game, solid story / atmosphere, fun to explore the station, good voice acting, good aesthetic style. Interesting premise as well, my only criticism is that it's a bit too easy, even on the hardest difficulties.
Solid 8.5/10 game.
Shame it probably didn't sell well enough to warrant a sequel...
>>389207371
The game is bad.
>West of House
>This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
>There is a small mailbox here.
open mailbox
cum gayly
>>389208397
>You open the mailbox, revealing a small leaflet.
http://jpgames.de/2017/09/gc17-unser-interview-zu-dissidia-final-fantasy-nt/
Translate for somebody who doesn't speak nazi
>The Arcade version is based on PlayStation technology, so it was logical to choose PlayStation 4 as the first platform. We are aware that there is an interest in the versions for Xbox One, PCs or Switch. But at the moment it is our highest priority to look after the PlayStation 4 version.
I saved everyone the trouble, now call OP a faggot and carry on
>>389207429
I did in the pic.
here google:
>JPGames: Will the game be PlayStation 4 exclusive? Are Xbox and PC versions an option?
Ichiro Hazama: At the moment, we can say that we will do our best to make the game perfect for PlayStation 4. The Arcade version is based on PlayStation technology, so it was logical to choose PlayStation 4 as the first platform. We are aware that there is an interest in the versions for Xbox One, PCs or Switch. But at the moment it is our highest priority to look after the PlayStation 4 version.
>JPGames: Are there plans to post more content, such as characters, stages, or new story elements, even after publishing? Maybe even content from other franchises?
Ichiro Hazama: So far we have promised to publish new content with a season pass. This will be done after release and includes six new characters. We have not yet decided what will come after this. We are still working on these additional characters. We do not yet know exactly what these will be.
Because of the other Franchises: If you look at the structure of the game, of course, we are also interested in other franchises. That would be great, but first of all we have to add Final Fantasy characters. To have all this in the game first would be incredible. So we do not even think about other franchises at all.
Why did Valve stop making games?
>>389393830
because turning into e-gamestop gave them 1000x more sheckels
>>389393929
doesn't funding games inevitably increase their net profit too though?
they became a storefont.
ea/ubi would have done the same if they had overshadowed steam.
First three years
>interesting diverse games that take advantage of the system's capabilities
Now
>C-tier spin-offs for babies and weebshit
Where's the cool shit like KI Uprising and A Link Between Worlds? Why are so many "new" games just reusing assets? And where are the racers and 3D platformers? This system is just wasted potential. If Metroid sucks, I'm done with this thing.
idk man i thought it had alot of good games
I understand your point but why did you list ALBW in the former category? It was just a glorified remake of ALttP with easier dungeons and the gimmicky rental system severely limited how complex the puzzles could get for the sake of letting you choose your dungeon order
Second weakest handheld Zelda after Phantom Hourglass and I never understood why everyone praised it as the second coming of Christ when it came out
>>389207393
The thing is it was a game that at least gave me the impression that its budget was bigger than a quarter, unlike Triforce Heroes.
Also, this amiibo shit needs to stop.
Out of all the people I have talked to in my life no one has played this game. What do you anons think about this game?
>>389206995
I remember playing it with my older sister when I was younger. I don't remember much to be honest, but I know I had fun.
Tak 2 is better.
I've played and enjoyed it but I think it was too collectathon-y for its own good, particularly in the case of the magic which needed a ridiculous number of things for one shot spells. The humor for the Tak series is great so that's a plus. I'm particularly a fan of Staff of Dreams which was the high point of the series.
Jesus Christ fuck this cunt, he's drained now every bullet, vial, and antidote I have.
time to git gud, anon
git gud
>>389206904
To the left, to the left
Git gud