*Record Scratch*
You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me break it down for you:
I'M AN ANNOYING CUNT WHO TALKS TO HIMSELF LIKE AN ADHD 6 YEAR OLD AND STATES THE FUCKING OBVIOUS CONSTANTLY BECAUSE YOU THE PLAYER ARE TOO DUMB AND ADHD TO PAY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS AND NEED TO BE REMINDED WHAT TO DO AND WHERE TO GO ALL THE TIME
*Inception soundtrack starts playing
but hey look at my eagle! it can hover despite not being aerodynamically stable enough to hover
>>379914464
>YOU THE PLAYER ARE TOO DUMB AND ADHD TO PAY ATTENTION FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS
/v/ has been whining like 4-year-olds about a black protagonist with literally 0 seconds. So that's a fairly reasonable theory.
Is Brûz /ourguy/?
I don't know I couldn't hear a word he was saying.
>>379914384
he's a big guy
>>379914726
4 me
Holy shit Xbox, slow down with all the games. I'm having trouble keeping up. You're in danger of actually winning E3.
>>379913584
I'm honestly a bit impressed how many they've shown off. I thought they would just be talking specs.
>>379913584
this is just sad. why go through the effort. is it for the yous?
>>379913584
The Souls killer.
>>379913150
>aswen
I wonder if its co-op, like full co-op no bullshit summoning
this is the souls killer
>>379913094
Yeah by far.
>>379913094
>muh edgy animu
More like the only good.
just bought vtmb in a sale, what am i in for? i remember pirating it a few years ago when threads were common, but i couldn't get it to run, so this'll be my first time
>>379912225
You're in for a great experience.
If you bought it on Steam you need to get a patch though.
>>379912225
Goat immersive game. Play Malkavian first if you are brave.
>>379913325
i bought it from gog, do i still need a patch?
Okay /v/, as you all know we decide the public discourse in these matters.
So, what shall we shorten the Xbox One X to?
I vote XXbone (pronounced Double Xbone)
I vote we shorten it to Shit
Xbonix
LGBTQAXBOXX
Ok this looks good as fuck
>>379911697
neh
no
it doesn't even have a cute/fuckable protagonist
>>379911697
It looks like a unity asset flip.
what a trash tier conference
>>379911659
>499 US dollars
F
>>379911659
Hmm. Wonder what it will be
FABLE
O
U
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Wasnt this guy dead?
>>379911453
A game that doesn't deliver.
What year is it again?
This looked like a 360 game
>>379911409
>BLACKED
FUCKING KEK
I fucking knew they were getting rid of the destruction.
Is there any company more creative with product names than Microsoft?
Sony but only by a hair
>>379911058
Apple: i,Apple,pro, air,mac,book
>>379911058
I really hope the next game is something like:
XBOX (2022)
>EXCLUSIVES ARE CANCER!
>game comes to PS4/Xbox and PC
>WHY DOES THE CONSOLE HAVE NO EXCLUSIVES, IT'S SHIT!
Mustard here, I hate exclusives and I'm happy for Microsoft and will buy a good bunch of these games being announced.
>>379909934
>Mustard here, I hate exclusives
Nice shit taste you have
>>379909475
>xxXXBoXXxx only real exclusives are shitty jump n runs
Finally got it right, Take note Hollywood.
Why are american women so repulsive ?
>>379909296
>implying any of them will actually buy it
We wuz kangs
This shit is taking over our PC games. Worst performance and not crackable. How do we fight it?
>>379909042
Dont use it
>>379909042
CONSOLE LAUNCH EXLUSIVE*
*notactuallyexclusiveatall
>>379909042
Stop being poor.