>""people"" who have ""beaten"" Dark Souls with black knight weapons/summoning/sorcery/pyromancy/guides are browsing this board right now
>you're supposed to discuss video games with them
>you're supposed to reply to threads like this
>started as pyromancer
>walkthrough on every area but Undead Asylum
>got drake sword from the guide
>summoning whenever possible and stated on the guide
AMA
>>386745538
>never beat Dark Souls
>too afraid to summon anyone because I'm bad at the game and don't want to embarrass myself infront the other players
help
WHAT'S IT SAY, BACKERBROS????
IS HE GOING TO BE OKAY???
I think his anus ruptured.
Released from Hospital:The death certificate
Thank you for all the caring comments through the blog, Twitter, etc. while I was in the hospital. Thanks to you, I've already been released from the hospital and am back to work.
I still cannot say I'm fully recovered since somehow I get tired or sleepy quickly. But I'm prioritizing finishing the development quickly.
Honestly we don't have enough budget for deliberate, easy-going work, and moreover, lately I've seen lots of news about "Kickstarter gaming projects fail!".
Regardless of such news, our task is clear; NIGORO makes LA-MULANA2, that's all.
NIGORO
Takumi Naramura
What are some objectively good game character designs?
All three of these fuckos.
>>386745494
babu
Why are these the five games with the most fanfiction?
>>386745491
I don't know.But I've contributed to one of those.
Furries and weeaboo autism.
All five of those games are "baby's first." Childhood nostalgia leads to a shit-ton of fanfiction.
Free the Innocent man
"Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree
How many dead men do you see?
Tongue turned blue and face gone grey
Watch them as they twist and sway
The first one killed the butcher man
Then cooked him in the frying pan
Served him to his hungry guests
And gave them seconds on request
The next one with his smile and sweets
Stole poor children off the streets
To men who dressed unsavory
He sold them into slavery
Breaking into home at night
The thief he had a nasty fright
Filled his foolish head with ale
Woke in the morn in the county jail
The artist with his daunting skill
Tried his hand at painting bills
But caught in rain he was undone
When the ink he’d use did start to run
With promises of great return
Taking gold he did not earn
Bundled it up out of sight
Quietly slipped off into night
Three houses into ashes burned
The sheriff with no place to turn
Did spy a stranger in his town
Locked him up and beat him down
Dead men, dead men, swinging in a tree
How many dead men do you see?
Six feet long and six men wide
Round their necks the noose be tied."
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>>386745489
"Pull ye but once on a rope's frayed end.
Go and return and the error be mended.
Beware ye though the punishment sended."
"Only the sinless one can help you here.
Mistakenly pull on a criminal's rope and your reward will be returned to you in a shape most wondrously strange."
The Shakespeare one.But must be because it have a Literature major
Holy fuck do the cutscenes ever stop in this game? So far from chapter 1-3 the gameplay to cutscene ratio has been fucking absurd.
it's a japanese game. you aren't allowed to complain about it.
>>386745401
its a big shame when you play something good but its badly hindered by massive amount of cutscenes and dialogue
>>386745536
Honestly, if this were western developed far more people would be giving it shit for being 'cinematic'.
Games you wish you had it on your Steam library
Death's Gambit
Eitr
Ghost Song
Strider
Wasteland 2
>>386745287
Battlefield 3/4/1/Project Reality, Titanfall 2, Plants vs Zombies GW2
just imagine how much more populated these games would be if they used steam
>>386745287
Mafia 1
>the last game you played
>your favorite game
>deepest, darkest secret (keep it vidya)
>Trails in the Sky
>Xenogears
>With few exceptions I only play Japanese games
bloodborne
Chibi Robo
I judge you for owning a heap of plastic a.k.a. the switch.
>Stalker SoC
>Team fortress 2
>I can't and never will play a game with an anime artstyle
>Final Fantasy XIV
>Crypt of the NecroDancer
>I lost a friend over enjoying DmC:Devil May Cry.
did you enjoy this game's combat system?
it was okay
>>386744745
it was dice rolling simulator, not at all what i wanted, so no
Absolutely.DAO has the best combat of all Bioware games.
/pol/ tier posts aside, who are some of the greatest femal video game characters of all time? In terms of playability, power, and usefulness to the story. Please, no diversity quota characters.
DOomguy, if he was a girl
>>386744527
Man, fuck women. They are whore-ish, disloyal, unfriendly, don't contribute anything to society, and are terrible for your morals and principles.
>Be in High School
>Be on Cross Country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1 year old daughter always show up about 30 minutes before the race
>1 year old daughter always recognizes out uniforms, and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push her off of me, propelling her about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to babysit his child, and starts to yell at me
>Some other adults have to hold that faggot back from me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>Kicks me off the team right then and there
I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my faults he's raising a whore for a daughter.
>>386744628
Woah you're so cool ! You sure BTFO'd that roastie !
>start overwatch
>join game
>these three are instalocked on your team
>lose
>repeat ad infinitum
great game
This is why I loathe overwatch. Too many heroes with inconsistent dps that drag your team down
The entire defense category except for maybe Mei is guilty of this too
>>386744327
me on the left
also custom games where the fun is at.
>>386744590
>join custom games
>get no xp
>break off 1 little piece from a switch
>now can't charge the right joycon
t-thanks, nintendo...
>one little piece
what the fuck it looks like you snapped the entire fucking slot hinge off
Take better care of your stuff, retard.
Serve you right careless motherfucker. Now bend over to nintendo to fix your shit.
What happened to the RTS genre? It's basically dead, and even interest in Starcraft II is already on life support.
People realized the genre itself was shit and moved onto the superior MOBA genre.
It's worthless saying the genre is dead without looking at what people play. There's still people playing everything from Blitzkrieg to the entire Dawn of War series. Online multiplayer may not be as popular but I don't think that's a good indication of a genres death.
People are still playing AoE 2.
Fuck this shit.
Once they go into fever mode they break the rhythm, start shouting random crap and I can't even hear the beat anymore. It throws me off every fucking time and I almost instantly lose fever which in turn makes everything so much harder. It's frustrating as fuck. The flashing border doesn't help much, I need the fucking sound.
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
yeah patapons a bit sloppy
its got a great artsytle and the music is good, but the gameplay is unpolished and gets grindy later on. unless you're a huge rhythm game fan, its probably not worth playing
>>386743927
>>386744050
I could not for the life of me do the rock toes minigame. I would fail every time no matter what I did.
>flashing border doesn't help
>can't keep his own internal metronome
the challenge of being a drumgod is staying on beat even when your underlings are in the throws of hunting ecstacy.
Try the border again, but instead, when it flashes, make a sound in your head. Basically zone out the actual sound and supplant it with your own internal sound.You are guiding the patapon, the patapon are not guiding you.
Development wise, do we know what the hell happened from discs 2 - 4?
I got an idea. What if your characters could, like, equip spells?"
"Huh. You mean like buying spell books in Final Fantasy III?"
"Nah. I'm saying they'd literally equip spells."
"I'm not following."
"Okay, okay, listen. Say that like, instead of having armor and accessories, your guys just used magic. For example: you know how in the past, you had your dudes putting on, for example, Mythril Armor? What if we had them, equipping - I dunno - Quake instead? They'd be wearing spells instead of armor. What do you think?"
"That doesn't make an ounce of sense, but for some reason it seems like the best idea I've ever heard in my life."
"Thanks. I am so fucking high right now."
>hm, the story isn't garbage enough. We need to throw in shitty amnesia and romance plots
>dude perfect!
Why do people love FF8? The card game?