"B-b-but muh 14 second teaser with no gameplay of Metroid"
Ummmmm no sweetie, we fucking won!
With what?
YOU CANT WIN E3 WITH A KICKSTARTER
>nude Link
Now I am horny
post Link now
This was my takeaway from the Nintendo conference.
YOU WANNA PUT A BANGIN' DONK ON IT
It looks so fucking good bros
This and BotW have justified the switch purchase already
>>380292346
Jeez mario odyseey is so underwhelming, their doing a live gameplay right now and it couldn't be more uninteresting.
All the switch had going for it was zelda, and i can literally play that on my pc.
Also, the switch pace is way behind the ps4, what a blunder.
>they think anybody else "won" e3
Heh, see you tomorrow nerds
WIPE YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU GET IN JABRONI
I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO REDHOOK
Um.....
https://youtu.be/_TSvh9d2ko4
The Wii U got more new stuff than the 3ds did.
Press F
>>380292225
They already said they're doing the same thing as last year's E3 and going to reveal 3DS stuff at Treehouse
>>380292225
The 3DS already has at least a handful of good games you haven't touched yet, that's how many fucking games it has.
well that's it guys i officially wasted money on a switch. they only showed games that we already knew were coming and games that have been released for some years now (rocket league)
then they go on to announce both pokemon and metroid, but show us nothing more than a fucking title screen with no information about a release date or any cinematics. we don't even know if the metroid game is even going to be 2d. heck it might even be released in 2020 if we're unlucky.
so that's it guys E3 sucked, sony sucked, microsoft sucked, and nintendo sucked. we all lost this one.
>>380292203
>t. Asshurt Sony pony
>>380292203
>all this false flagging from butthurt xbots and sony ponys.
The damage control is real.
>>380292421
>>380292557
there wasn't even a screenshot for Metroid. It may be coming but who knows the fuck when. Anway E3 as a whole was a fucking dumpster.
>Pauline
>City where Mario potentially fought OG DK in
Will he make an appearance to settle the score?
>>380292197
There was a street named after Cranky as well. I'd post a screenshot but I'm too lazy to go back in the livestream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-TUvASL-qY
This is why Nintendo doesn't do press conferences anymore. Holy shit the cringe.
Oh no, did you cringe? I'm sorry such an awful thing happened to you, hope you feel better soon.
>>380789235
>a bunch of children sperg at games
Huh OP I'm sure you never did that.
>>380789235
>tfw you unironically love these kind of crowd reaction videos
Its just fun, specially if the game turned out to be shit and those people were probably disappointed in the future
>Nintendo won again
How do they keep doing it?
>>380292180
Wrong, Sony won
>But muh Xenoblade 2
Put some more clothes on that girl, she looks disgusting
>But muh Mario + shit
Blunder
>Muh metroid
It was a fucking logo
>Muh odyssey
Blunder
>Rocket leauge
Port
>Pokemon
Kek not even a logo
>>380292180
Their only total fuckup in the past five E3s was 2015, which sucked. They only had one game in 2016 but it was the biggest game of the show.
>>380292934
>sony won
what with the monster hunter thats not even exclusive?
nintendo won just by the sheer fact of actually having exclusives you god damn shill.
even if they are in development hell for years.
How come graphics have evolved so much but combat and game mechanics are the same boring bullshit?
Gameplay has evolved heavily. Try playing Battlefield 2 after playing Battlefield 1.
>gunplay feels static and stale
>squad mechanics and team play almost non existent
>vehicles handle like shit
>weapon and vehicle customization non existent
>map and level design extremely simplistic
>no level destruction
>no vaulting over things
>melee combat pitiful
Just so much old shit unrelated to graphics. Feels like playing an NES game after playing Super Mario 64
>no Red Dead Redemption 2
>no From Software
>no Platinum
>outsourced MonHun open world westernized casual trash
>Shadow of the Colossus remake that probably won't even include the cut content
>Prime 4, not 2D, Title screen teaser and nothing else
>Pokemon announcement, literally nothing else
>no The Last of Us 2
>no Animal Crossing
>no Death Stranding
>no Devil May Cry 5
This is the worst E3 in a long time.