This guy slaps your girls ass >wat do
ORA ORA the fuck outta him till i hit the parasite
I heal my president daughter bleeding ass with a green herb
Run since my gf is fucking dead and I don't intend follow in her footsteps.
Anything goes. Post em
I genuinely like the gameplay that has been shown at E3, am i weeaboo now?
>>381110054
>Throwing around a word you don't understand just so you can fit in
Hello newfag.
the game looks fucking amazing
>game over
>auto save
Wait, so you mean to tell me, Metroid is a girl?
I'm afraid so
No, he's a robot. Samus is his girlfriend.
Robots don't have genders
Did yo daddy introduce you to Vidya? Does he play as much vidya as you? Whats his favorite game?
Who is this man, why does he smile?
My father liked playing Kirby on the NES with me. He'd sometimes bring me bagel dogs with cheese that he'd get from the Schwan man. Other than that he enjoyed DKC2. He died when I was in the sixth grade, back in 1998. Miss him.
>>381109825
My second daddy did. When I was 17 I met up with a 54 year old daddy bear. He was into classical music as his main interest but over the 2 years of our relationship I get him into some co-op stuff.
Dunno if he kept it up after we split.
I'm gonna go to the store and buy some pot
Have you ever thrown or been to a Video game-themed party? How was it?
>>381109715
you got this picture from reddit didn't you
>>381109715
I'm not friends with anyone autistic enough to do this
>>381109715
If I been to there I'd just spike whatever drink I get with alcohol and try to smile and not feel dead inside.
ITT games with the most stupid, bad or weird titles
>Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
Playstation 4
WHEN IS THE CONTENT UPDATE
What went oh so very right?
>>381109420
They will redeem him, don't they?
Hey you, you say the return of Atari is "Bogue"?
Get outta here you jive turkey.
Far out man, the Atari is coming back in big ways brother, we're gonna be leaving the chump competition in the jell, like someone cut the cheese and booked it man.
Can you dig it?
We got some groovy games Daddy-O
>Atari party, a bunch of hip mini games featuring your favourite characters. Gimmie some skin!
>E.T HD come and play with the rockin' extra terrestrial, celestial headed, groovy boogy himself
>Asteroids, speaking of celestial activities grab that primo, either smoke it or hand it and join me in a party in space, far out
As you can see we got all the fun and all the games. We don't dip in other people's look aid, we're Atari by the people, for the people man. Atari is what it was, what it is and what it will be...peace out
>pls buy our product
notice how it doesn't come with any games?
Yeah, but it comes with a gift card so you can buy the game you want yourself.
It's a little depressing how little incentive both the general consumer and the games enthusiast have to buy this thing.
>killing Darko Brevic
YOU MUST POST ITT IF YOU PRE-ORDERED THIS GAME
Did not preorder, but I'll post anyway.
>>381109174
Why should I preorder instead of just grabbing it the day it releases?
I preordered it just so could post in this thread, feels good.