Get in the teamchat you fucking degenerate
stop playing this trash
>>387026589
okay. I just might
>>387026210
overwatch is for niggers, BRs and casuals
WILLS UNBENDING
FAITH UNENDING
STONE DEFENDING
Wow this game is dead
>>387027080
sure it is
>>387027080
Woah... guess the thread is over guys.
>sunday
what are you playing today anons?
>>387025863
with my dick
>playing games on the lord's day
>>387026020
His dick
>like JRPGs
>try NoFap
>every waking second is agonizing and my dick is clamoring to awaken from its slumber
What games should I play that won't arouse me? I'm trying to keep myself from masturbating cause I have trouble even having an orgasm in without self-stimulation.
>>387025735
HuniePop.
>>387025809
That never works. That Latina girl always brings the heat.
Please, /v/, this is unbearable.
So toddlers have their Splatoon 2 threads.
Pedofags have their Persona threads.
Autists have their Sanic threads.
Kids have their BOTW threads.
Why can't normal well functionning people have their PUBG threads?
Enjoying that first person mode?
Enjoying getting your parachute stuck on something and losing 3/4 of your health when you finally hit the ground?
Enjoying dem sick performance increases every patch?
Favorite place to drop?
And how does one achieve accuracy with that fucking crossbow, where the fuck does one have to aim to hit its target?
>>387025730
>buy PUBG
>download cheats
>wreck shit for a while
>get banned
>refund the game because it's still in EA
>open new steam account
>rinse and repeat
pretty fun
>>387025730
normal well-functioning people don't play pubg
>>387025885
Give me your cratesssssssss LOL
Give me 5 reasons why Dark souls wouldn't be a good anime.
>Inb4 much story
>>387025712
but Berserk already exist.
>>387025886
/thread
>>387025886
And look how well the recent adaption turned out.
Thoughts on emulation?
>>387025652
Illegal and wrong
It's the only reasonable way to play many older games.
Does anyone have the stuff to emulate on PSP, all the links I tried finding a few months ago we completely dead.
Villains who literally did nothing wrong
thats not mankar cameron
underrated dlc
>>387021706
I seriously can't even remember its plot. That's how forgettable it was
You go to Solstheim and there's this guy who is also a dragonborn who you fight in another realm?
For some reason I'm trying to get the Platinum trophy for this piece of shit so I've already finished it twice because Cerny decided it would be fun to make getting the skins reliant on random treasure chests available once a playthrough.
It's not bad in concept if extremely simple, but it's almost as if it was designed to be as frustrating as humanly possible. Enemies kill you in one or two hits and love to group and mix together with ranged and close combat classes.
Most areas love putting ranged enemies across the map that can snipe you easily from that distance and actively track your movements and delay shots until you're vulnerable, and you have no means to take them down from a distance beyond one of your special moves that you have to charge up. Of course they love to mix in with regular enemies in unskippable rooms so that while you're trying to deal with and dodge the close range ones the ranged ones will simply hit you where the close ranged ones don't. Even when you close the gap they can just simply take you by surprise and hit you with a melee attack themselves, and both they and the close ranged ones love dodging away from you back into their brethren to waste your opportunity. It's downright infuriating and I don't see how kids will have the patience for it.
One thing I will say in its favour is that in the digital version at least the load times are virtually non-existent even when skipping an end of chapter cutscene to go to the next level. I don't know how they optimised that but it's very impressive. Doesn't make the game any better, but I wish more games would learn from this.
Calling it a platformer is also a complete joke because there is barely any platforming to speak of. It's just a barebones and frustrating beat-em-up 90% of the time. The boss fights are also complete and utter bullshit.
Despite this MAYBE the sequel will fix this shit, as I think there is a decent game in there somewhere that kids will enjoy.
>>387025112
Thanks for the review, I guess?
>>387025213
Just trying to get a discussion going for other examples, but yeah it did sort of turn into one.
>>387025314
How much does Knack run for these days, anyway? Surely not more than $20...
Thoughts?
This chart was fun the first few times but I think everyone is tired of it now.
>>387025032
>SC2 ever being more popular than Brood War
You're trolling, arent you?
>>387025032
better version
Am I supposed to flick and click as Sniper, or follow movements?
stop playing shit games maybe
>>387025048
Not an argument
>incredibly secretive organization thats survival hinges on staying hidden from the public
>wears strange uniforms with super obvious logos
Why did these guys have black pupils?
>>387025051
their vision is augmented
>incredibly secretive organization thats survival hinges on staying hidden from the public
>*coughs*
>Make a wizard
>whopping 15 in short blade
>can cast 3 spells before running out of mana
>cant hit shit
>die in 2 seconds every time because lol unarmoured
>have to walk in case you get jumped on the road and need dat stamina
>have to fight tooth and nail in every fight
>assassins jump me every other time I try to sleep
>have to read vague directions to do quests, get lost constantly
>every conversation is a lore dump
>quests fucking everywhere
>main quest just tells you to go do whatever you want for a while
>can murder story-vital npcs, still finish main story
>npcs actually do mundane shit like cough and sneeze and whistle
>no fast traveling
Holy shit this game is fun. How did the series go so wrong
I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Early game MW is the least fun you could have in any modern TES game but past that it's the best. BTW there's fast travel but it's not from anywhere to anywhere which makes it fun.
>>387024713
>doesn't put thing in major skills
>boohio I can't hit with thing
Every time
>>387024713
there's not a stall there, is there? I swear to god there isn't one there.
ITT: Boss Battle Themes that get you hyped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odi-f7-RsFc
https://youtu.be/LICY7XMIye0
>>387024704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLUfGxzXvPQ
>>387024704
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hs59egXnb3c
So, Zone of the Enders 1 for the PS2 was pretty great.
Story is cheesy as hell, and pretty much NGE but worse, and the cutscene animations aged like milk, but the combat and general systems were pretty enjoyable. Even after discovering how OP Gauntlet and close range Dash -> Slash was.
It was short and to the point, it didn't overstay its welcome.
Final play time was 3 hours, 41 minutes, C rating.
Thanks to the late night anon who recommended it.
What am I in for in ZoE 2?
>>387024694
everything is better and the game is longer
>>387024694
The experience of your life. Story, gameplay, animation, cutscenes, "better" main character, a waifu, and some sweet arcade modes. Oh and also, great soundtrack. I am not a mecha games fan, but this game is certainly one of the jewels of my ps2 games collection.
>>387024694
What the guy above me said AND also very enjoyable anime graphics.