Why is nintendo the only company of the big three of that creates god tier females?
>>377070576
Sony isn't much of a 1st party publisher, and Microsoft is from the west.
>inb4 someone says these are black/niggers
>>377070576
But ORAS was a shit tier remake.
>>377070894
>if I keep pretending like nintnedo games are shit maybe I'll convince the people who actually played them I'm right
lol
Did you take that clock capacitor out of your xbox hueg yet, /v/?
>>377427042
Yeah, I took three out, the more you take out the faster it runs, I'm able to run Skyrim at 60 frames per two seconds now.
Cause you really should, I thought my xbox was fine but then I took the time to disassemble my xbox and lo & behold there was green acid shit on the bottom of the capacitor and on the motherboard, it couldn't have lived another year if I left it alone/
Yes
Oh shit anon, you just got onto the high score list!
What three letters will you leave as a monument to your victory?
Hard mode: no swears or slurs.
AAA
>>377070326
>My name is three letters long
ASS
what's the video game equivalent if that scene?
YE YE YE
>>377069546Ducks bite
EXO
SKELLO
TEEN
CHECK YO EXO SKELLO TEEN
I just got this text from my gf, what do I doPersona thread
>>376639362
>note even married and already trying to get fat
Drop her
>>376639362
Mind if I join? I need the stimulation.
>>376639362
is she suggesting a fourway with Kawakamiand funky student?
>Good idea
Allow players to choose dialogue that they'd actually want to say whether it be good, evil or neutral aka any RPG worth its salt
>Bad idea
Force the player to play someone that at worst, can only be chaotic neutral cause the character is still a good guy that can't do anything bad aka Witcher 3
>Good idea
Having character stats that define your character and allow for non violent approaches aka Fallout and Planescape Torment
>Bad idea
Being forced to play a single set character that does nothing but sword fight aka Geralt in Witcher 3
>Good idea
Being able to roleplay a character of several races, genders, etc aka Dragon Age Origin and Morrowind
>Bad idea
Despite the lore saying otherwise, force the character to play only one character aka Geralt in Witcher 3
>Good idea
Having multiple characters that fulfill multiple roles your main PC can't aka Baldur's Gate 1/2
>Bad idea
Being a multiclassing Mary Sue aka Geralt in Witcher 3
>Good idea
Having Batman vision in a Batman game aka Arkham games
>Bad idea
Having Batman vision in a non-Batman game aka Witcher 3
what happened witcherbros?
TW is an action/adventure game, not an RPG. I've always been confused why people call it an RPG
>>377068947
Are you implying that every video game should have the same set of rules, not leaving room for getting inspired by other video games or having alternate storytelling or roleplay whatsoever?
"Excited to announce a fan favorite Phantom Dust will re-release exclusively tomorrow for free on @Xbox One & @Windows 10!"
https://mobile.twitter.com/aarongreenberg/status/864239501383684096
>>377068826
Never fucking heard of it anon.
>>377068826
>fan favorite
With who?
>>377068826
Not even a physical?
Xbox supports custom profile picture.
>>377068745
Cool, fuck off
>>377068745
That's pretty cool, I heard steam does that too.
>immediately puts a reddit image as avatar
How many orbs do you think Zenyatta can fit inside Genji?
kys fucking degenerate
sage
>>377068491
Would this ship be called Genyatta or Zenji?
>>377068767
Genyatta
You're on a date with the last video game character you played as
Did it go well?
Yes :^]
>going on a date with Bayonetta
Fuck I hope she lets me touch her hair.
>Arle
I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL
*blocks your path for 500 years*
I'LL END IT THUS
>casts agi
>Minotaur smirks...
>>377068662
>/v/ turns objectively shit game mechanics into a meme
>it's ok when Japan does it
lets plays of this game are pretty good thanks to good ol' Minotaur
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING SEQUEL
>>377426206
2019
>>377426206
First there's going to be a prequel DLC
>starts out in Hell with classic Doom armor
>Wretch and Sentinels tell you to get to Dis and find the forges of hell
>use pseudo-medieval weapons
>you also get the Unmaker beam weapon and the dual-bladed chainsaw from Doom64
>eventually get the Praetor
>mission ends in a massive onslaught fight that eventually results in doomguy getting buried and placed into the crypt
>>377426749
fuk
Pic related - its always bothered me
Dude managed to keep his red Yoshi through that stage. It's bothersome to avoid the Boos being a bigger target.
HURRY UP!
>>377067764
i fell for the switch meme, /v/. how do i go back
You can't.
Don't forget to fill your daily quota of 'Why haven't you bought X threads'
>>377426084
>>377425990
bullet to the brain or sell it, your choice