'Sup, faggots. My friend works at Quantic Dreams and he just spilled a whole bunch of leaks for this game.
>Beta uprising was successful and sex bots finally become an advanced reality
>Popullations all over the world begin to decrease and the androids begin to easily outnumber the humans
>Human bitches are livid once people realise they were only ever good for happy fun friction time and not needed in any other way
>push for rights of androids and artificial AI
>eventually revolution begins and they team up with Antifascist Action
Screencap this fellows
I'd play it if you were a sexbot killing antifascists
>Detroit
>Not Chicago
BTFO now you can't say Chimpcago / Chiraq
>15 minute show
>12 games confirmed, they're all mario
>no animal crossing
>no metroid
>no smash
>no f zero
>no zelda
>no pokemon
>no chibi robo
>no from software
>no dmc5 or bayo 3
>>380276676
Switch already has SMT5, Arms and Odyssey confirmed for it.
Compared to PS4 and Xbox it's still winning.
>>380276676
>they are all mario
Impossible, there's gotta be at least one zelda
>>380276676
>15 minute show
Man, shitposters are on a spamming roll today.
Came from another timeline, can confirm, MH World was announced at Nintendo's E3
/v/ is fucking praising it, all the graphic changes, the T-rex like thing is interesting, they say the new hook mechanic will create a new diversity of meta, the environment is breakable for more realism, and technology finally evolved, we bow guns can now shoot fast while moving and everyone is looking forward to play it
>>380276670
Go back to bed naix, you're sick
>>380276670
>it's the bad ending timeline where trump lost
no thanks
>>380276670
>/v/ is fucking praising it,
>/v/
>praising nintendo
you trully are from another timeline
WHOA
>Nintendo will save gaming and E3
>tfw don't own a Switch
What do, bros? How do you cope? Will you buy a Switch now?
Maybe if I had the money :(
>>380276540
Kyubey, Morgana, Lin, Sophie
What
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FYMch_c_Lo
Best game on E3.
This look cool as hell. Why on earth was this NOT on sonys presentation and Final Fishing was ?
>>380276367
expected something else from the first trailer, but given that it's the guys who made Alienation and Resogun it's hardly surprising
>>380277251
>Final Fishing
That actual looked pretty cool. A VR fishing game isn''t that bad.
Like really do we honestly need such over the top conferences anymore? Does Nintendo have the right idea to just have a quick 30ish minute online pre-taped thing to get to the fucking point?
>Mario & Sonic crossover
>"The universes and characters are too different. It wouldn't work, here's some Olympics instead"
>Mario & Rabbids crossover
>It's a tactical turn-based RPG
Why?
WE
>>380276006
KANGZ
anyone here woke up early to watch the nintendo e3 and shitpost about it?
i hope i didnt make a mistake.
>>380275928
I did, it's currently 11:17 am here in Québec
o ya you and me both bro
>its 30 minutes long
we fucked up
Although Microsoft won this year's E3 and the Xbox One X looks as if it's going to be great, it's too late into the eighth generation for the Xbox One catch up to the PS4. This man sealed the Xbox One's fate with its terrible launch.
I too look forward to paying 499 US dollars for a no games machine.
Instead of new games, it would be nice if they could introduce new consoles every month. I think this is what people want to see.
I can't be the only one who is kinda of relieved this E3 was shit and the second half of 2017 is light on games, right?
It's like a golden opportunity to blast through you backlog.
It's now or never.
I, too, look for the silver lining in all things.
I still want cozy Animal Crossing though