>be walking through the city
>minding your own damn business
>Mario pulls up right next to you
>honks his horn
>opens his door to you
>says "LET'S A GO!"
>he wants you to get in him
>look down
>suddenly realize that you're wearing brown boots, blue overalls, a long sleeved shirt of your favorite color, and white gloves
>realize you have a hat on of the same color as your shirt, with a white circle right above the bill, center of the hat, with the first letter of your first name in it
wat do?
WAT DO?!?!
awful way to start an Odyssey thread OP
Wake up or try to go to sleep, because clearly I'm either dreaming or high.
>>386003729
Is there ever a good way?
Look what I found at Goodwill for $4.
Shrink-wrapped, all pieces included, instructions AND it's vidya-related!
Wanna ask your mom to ride the bus home with me to put this together at my house? You can stay for dinner and we can play Nintendo afterwards! :)
Ooh, it's just like the video game!
>>386003608
Brown bricks
...do yall really nor wanna play Legos?
Post some of the best graphics you've seen in a video game. Doesn't matter if it's console.
I'll start with this modded GTA 5 picture from an article on PC Gamer today.
>>386003096
>graphics thread
>posts mods
This should be forbidden. Vanilla or bust. Mods on PC and photo mode on PS4 - screw that shit.
It needs to be raw.
>>386003949
WOOFED
What are you playing, /v/?
>>386002928
>still waiting on second edition
What the fuck is taking these guys so long, its not like they have a TV show to make
>>386005463
>wait 4 months
>sam signs it like sum austist
thanks sam
>>386005687
cucked
He's a good game director. Why don't you like his game, /v/?
Because he shines the spotlight on women, minorities and the LGBT community. And since I'm redpilled I hate women, minorities and the LGBT community.
>>386002995
That has never been reflected on any of his games, anon.
>>386002883
I genuinely believe that TLoU and Uncharted 2 were flukes or not written by him at all.
This is a thread where we remember the most bullshit deaths we've ever had in vidya. Whether by glitches, mechanics, or someone teabagging you.
Just lost my 400+ day Long Dark run because wolves turned invisible.
ITT: Scrubs complain about how bad they are at games
>>386002849
In all honesty its going to either die or get hijacked by salty fighting game fans.
Contribute anyway though
>>386002760
there wsa this one time where i was playing megaman 4 on my amiga so there i was at sigmas fortress as tron when the fucking wizard werdna popped up and used the spell flare to one hit kill all my mages and your mother will die in her sleep if you reply to this post
This is the writer of Battlefront 2s story. Say something to him.
>>386002719
I don't know anything about you but you have the autism look that reminds me of myself in a lot of ways
Hope everything turns out for you bud
he looks like a cuck
no wonder nuBF2 story is dogshit
>>386002719
He looks like a kid I knew in high school. I always assumed he was autistic, but it turns out that he was actuallyan actual homosexual.[/shout]
The warning signs were there, but I never picked up on them.
How do you kill a series? Not even garbage like Shaq fu, Rabbids and Bubsy stays dead forever. So how do you kill something for good? How awful do you have to be to end a franchise?
>>386002292
Something like FF13 and 15
Proof: haven't touched a FF since then
By having a "franchise" in the first place.
>>386002292
Just ask these guys. And I'm not talking like "oh the recent iterations of some of their franchises are shit so they're dead". I'm talking they have some factually dead shit.
ITT characters who didn't deserve what they got
I'll start
>>386002203
hes a drug addicted cuckold that got stomped by another insufferable character
>>386002203
Trevor pretty much put the poor bastard out of his misery. He fell for the roastie meme and ended up a meth addict.
Is there any reason to get one girl over another one? I mean, you can't marry kings daughters anyway.
>after almost 1000 days of vassalage, started my own kingdom
>with my respect and right to rule i got peace almost immediately, and new vassals were in my castle at the very moment i took it for the first time
>supposedly, i need a wife to hold a feast
>tried to marry a girl from one of my vassals
>-9 relations to begin with, had to beat the guy who liked her, poems were giving +1, +2
>riding around, looking for those stupid poems around the other cities
>at some point found another option from outside of my little realm
>100 relations with her father
>"do you think we have a future together"
>clank
>+9 or something
>told two poems, +30
>she's also incredibly cute sand nigger
>ready to marry in three days
seriously, was there any reason to pick "harder" one? as far as i understand, those family ties are almost irrelevant, at least in vanilla game.
Well do you want children or AIDS?
>>386002069
>not just marrying one of the qt companions
Shit taste
>>386002565
long time ago, in one of previous games, i tried to make some of my companions vassals. everyone hated me and i had war against every other kingdom
Can anyone recommend to me good text based adventure games? Zork 1 is the only I've ever played.
Here's one that will only take you a few minutes but is interesting
http://adamcadre.ac/if/905.html
browsing /v/ is text-based and a pretty big adventure
Are there any basics to text based games I should know if I want to get into them? All I know are simple commands most games use like "look", "take all", etc.
Why didn't you like me, /v/?
But I did?
>>386001697
Don't bullshit me
>>386001667
You hard but in the end you had too little going for you from a big name pedigree like Id, unrefined, and just kind of generic in the end. I do believe Rage has some potential, but they really need to rethink a few things.
>boss fight
>he/she says "go easy on me"
>>386001561
Bugs..easy on the carrots
>>386001561
Bugs... you're T H I C C
>boss starts to beg for it's life or is clearly not wanting to fight
>still have to kill it
Hey I'm going to dissapear for 7 years, take care of my daughter for me ok thanks bye
>>386001560
not only that i am going to leave you without a job for doing something most of the procecutors do all the time but is not ok when a defense attorney does it.
>>386001560
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Zak's boogaloo is why Reus hates the Gramarye's so goddamn much
Alright /v/, easy question for you. Is STALKER a Western game or an Eastern game?
It's a Slav game.
>>386001574
So are slav games from the East or West?
>>386001645
West. Next question