>Item is super expensive and looks super cool
>It's stats are absolute trash
Hate this
But Elise's aren't that expensive.
>go in /v/ thread
>OP doesn't know the difference between its and it's
Is it a steady 30fps without a super computer, yet?
nope
>>376686067
Thought so, thanks senpai. Wonder how long they're going to milk the patreon before finally doing something.
Runs pretty solid for me on BotW but I have a good PC 1070/6700k. Pretty solid 29-30FPS everywhere as long as you use cemuhook with the GPUfence hack and cap the FPS to 30 in something like MSI afterburner (otherwise shrines run at 60FPS at double speed).
Biggest issue I actually have is random artifacting on the latest version I didn't have previously and the massive amount of memory shader caches use.
Played about 6-7 hours of it was perfectly playable but I'm going to wait a little longer because they are supposed to be overhauling shader caches soon. Not in a big hurry really to play it anyway.
You are now blinking manually
Understand now? This is my power.
Can you really hear me way back there in 2008?
>that character that you fucking hate but everyone else seems to like
What's their name?
Me
I love my waifu
>>376685651
Mario.
>Blizzard has enough money to make a decent game
>But the writing of the story/characters are boring or just shit
why tho
>>376725939
>decent game
picture no related I guess
LOL
>>376725939
The gameplay is absolute dogshit, though
>>376726375
why?
>2D platformer
>Single tile jumps over death pits
>With ice physics
>And wind physics
>>376685565
> Single tile
> jump
just run over them kiddo
>While the stage is autoscrolling
>and jumps that require you to bounce off a flying enemy to make them
Extra cheese, please.
>>376685525
That's Djura, right? Does anyone actually try and fight this guy legitimately?
>>376685773
I tried last night actually. I legitimately tried to fight him fair and square, but after 7+ deaths I just took the easy way out. Fuck him to hell. Also, I hear there is a way to bypass this entire section in the beginning and befriend him after finding paarl. How is that actually possible?
>>376685881
According to the wiki:
Note: Djura must still be alive. (If you have already killed Rom, the Vacuous Spider, then go to Yahar'gul, Unseen Village and enter Darkbeast Paarl boss room)
Kill the Blood-starved Beast boss in Old Yharnam to spawn Snatchers.
Awaken at the Cathedral Ward lantern, exit straight, look to the right side and get killed by the Snatcher in the corner.
After being taken to Hypogean Gaol, make your way to Darkbeast Paarl and enter the boss room.
Kill Darkbeast Paarl then open the big gate into Old Yharnam (alternatively, during the fight, use a Bold Hunter's Mark or die then awaken at Church of the Good Chalice)
Walk to Djura and climb up the ladder to talk to him.
Choose "Spare the beasts of Old Yharnam" and receive rewards.
Hey dudes, a while back ago I was link to a website full of mods for oblivion. It wasn't like Nexus Mods or any place to download em, it just had a really big list of mods.
Anyone know what the website is?
www.lemonparty.org
>>376686140
Not today, mister.
>>376685357
moddb?
a pastebin maybe?
>Playing Morrowind
>Doing Thieves Guild questline
>"Go see the master thief himself"
>Meet the "Master Thief"
>He is black
Man that is some top notch stuff. "Hey guys, we all cool if I make the Master Thief in the game black...?" Top Whew
pic related
You're right, black people are never the best at anything.
>>376686698
Best at being the worst, LOL
>>376686698
basketball
Hopes ?
Dreams ?
Wishes?
Realistic Expectations ?
Man all these threads getting started with the Dante iteration are just making me sad.
So much misplaced hope.
It's all gonna be shit.
don't expect dmc5 btw
peggle 3
>Es-Em-Tee
>Ee-Ex-Pee
>Purse Owner
frogposters and feel posters should reeally kill themselves.
Ed literally confirmed for unplayable on pad. I hope you didn't plan on maining him if you are not willing to shill out about $150 for a fightstick.
Did they buff Double-D at least?
>>376684643
What's up with falseflagging arcfags shitting on SFV when they don't even play their own games?
>>376684643
>remove motion input special moves
>still too hard to play
>?????
Is this the best metroidvania of the last few years?
No, its the best metroidvania of all time
Yes, absolutely.
>>376724820
Now let's not get ahead of ourselves. In its current state, it's amazing, but it's not a throne-breaker.
Let's wait and see what the content-complete version is like.
It belongs to upper echelons of metroidvanias overall, and way more than overhyped shit like La-Mulana.
>tfw internet is to slow to play anything online
>>376684637
*too slow
>>376684637
Who cares, single player is where all the fun is anyway
>>376684787
Not with how fucking stupid modern AI and level design is
What the fuck is even their end game? I bought the Xbone S solely as a rare replay/halo machine and I'm really worried for the future of this piece of shit. All I know is that their upcoming E3 is gonna be a disaster. Anyone else here feel my pain?
no, I only feel entertained by the whole situation
If they make their first party line stronger with stuff that is not halo/gears/forza they may get redeemed
My only concern is that they want scorpio games to be anterocompatible with the xbone and I'm afraid that may cripple the new hardware, I mean I want a new gamepad for the PC with more features but ms may not wan to those features because they may not be compatible with the xbone
>>376684428
>what the fuck is even their endgame?
Market share.
That's all MS gives a shit about. They have so much money that if they spend 50 billion to get just 10% of the console market squared away then it's mission success.
It's kind of why MS never really "loses" the console wars. The console war is an existential battle for Nintendo and Sony. It's not even a majority of MS revenue stream