I saw a mudcrab the other day
Halt in place, outlaw.
>>381323695
Disgusting creatures.
>>381323695
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?
How is /v/ enjoying Melee (the greatest game of all-time) today?
Has there ever been a video game with a higher skill gap? A bad fox can still lose to a good Kirby, but a proper fox can't lose to anyone.
games better than melee:
>Quake
>Windjammers
>[censored]
>Pong
>>381323523
[Censored] is overrated. REDACTED is superior.
>>381323382
shame that nintendo will never give it a proper esport support
Are older protagonists superior?
Not always
Yes
>>381323248
Max Payne 3 is a good videogame
literally it's only flaw is being unable to skip cutscenes for repeat playthroughs
>yfw a game flops and studios go bankrupt
>game flops
>studios releases a sequel that flops
>releases another sequel that flops as well
>currently working on a new title that's going to flop
>>381323589
What series?
>>381323589
To be honest it's a desperate move but trying to do create a new franchise is even more risky and unlikely to work.
Reminder that FF's world maps were the best in jrpgs and removing them was the beginning of the end for the series.
world maps are cancer af dude
How does the party move so fast on the world map?
What's everyone's favorite map in the series? I'm partial to 9s myself.
>Say you don't like game
>"You've just never played it!"
>Bring up list of criticisms and complaints you have about game
>"You're just parroting!"
Is there anything sadder than someone who can't accept the faults in something they enjoy?
>criticising a game you haven't played
yeah nah, you're a mong
>criticize game after beating it
>"GIT GUD"
>explain why its shit
>hurr casual hurrr
fighting game and souls retards
ITT post useless garbage
you're mom
>>381322749
>t. Silver surfer
When you reach the end of the game, Kratos will face his final enemy and be slain and his story will come to an end.
Screen fades black and Atreus is now as old as his father in GoW 1. Inhereting the rage of sparta through his bloodline. This sets up the 2nd game in a 3 part trilogy
Then his son grows a red and yellow hair, grabs a net and begins to perform infinite jumps.
>>381322615
Anon Meme's but this is the set up I suspect as well. This is setting up Atreus as the next protagonist
>>381322615
Nice try, SIE Santa Monica Studios, but we all know it will end with Kratos discovering Atreus isn't his son after all.
A demon with a terribly sharp pitchfork has crossed your path. Beside him is a damsel in distress.
Using your vidya knowledge, defeat the demon and save the fair maiden!
>>379960787
What kind of demon is it though?
>>379960787
>>379960992
Just a stereotypical demon dude, so it seems. He's got a pitchfork. He's got horns, wings, the whole shebang.No, that doesn't mean he's a incubus. Nor an succubus.
>Denuvo website
>peep testimonies section
>>381322128
There is nothing wrong with Denuvo.
>>381322128
good desu
Haven't we started bustin Denuvo open in record time?
Hope so. Fuckers deserve to burn.
Why is it impossible to get a Steam friend from /v/ without having to deal with gay shit?
>>381322020
What do you expect from a horde of sexually frustrated anime watching prison gay manchildren?
If you want friends you make some in real life and then add them on Steam, don't make friends on here. It was a bad idea years ago and it only got worse
>>381322217
This. Joining any game lobby, group, server, voice chat, ANYTHING with ties to 4chan is a shit idea.
>>381322217
i am afraid but super /a/utistic weaboos are not /v/irgins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59LTWngyLgs
HAPPENING
>Think it's some stupid russian spam shit or something
>it's real
I really hope this game does well.
OH SHIT
>ywn relive the release and few days following of pokemon go with /v/
>bragging about garbage pokes that felt like diamonds in the rough
>constant activity in multiple threads
>heated banter between teams, pro- and anti-skub style
>that anon who left his house at night after being pressured to catch a jigglypuff by the thread
>never came back
Does anyone still play?
>>381321598
I got banned when I decided to use a program to wlak everywhere and a bot that auto-caught pokemon.
It was fun, when I DID go out walking I ende dup getting a blowjob form some nerdy girl who looked like she just showered and put on some clothes to run to the store.
It wasn't that great but I came in her throat and she swallowed.
>>381321803
On the list of things that never happened...
I don't understand why they dropped the ball so hard with this game. Everybody was playing it and they did nothing.
It almost doesn't matter how good this game is. no way in fuck is Capcom gonna convince the normies to buy it, they couldn't even convince them to buy Resident Evil which is the most normie franchise they have. Japan's not gonna be able to save it either because they are worse then normies, they are shitty phones gamers.
This might be the final nail in the coffin for Capcom, market reality is a bitch.
>>381321372
this will fail, won't sell as much as any past entry, specially considering the increase in budget. capcom really fucked themselves imo with this one, their understanding of the series, its potential and its fanbase doesn't align with reality one bit
Monster Hunter? pffh, sounds gay, I'll just play Skyrim again.
Most of my normal fag friends are already convinced to buy it. Normal fags are starved for some big fantasy game ever since they got bored of Skyrim, and they've basically only had shooters since (mostly Rainbow Six Siege and Battlefield 1), so MonHun World is really hitting that sweet spot for them right now. All the devs have to do is make a slightly-above-average story and they'll gobble that shit up.
It's been one year.
They still haven't done anything.
>>381321336
At least Beck got redeemed with a good game.
>>381321336
>>381321449
He must of had instant regret.