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>Mr. Friendly[2] is an alien enemy cut from Half-Life. It can be found in the game files.
>Mr. Friendly's model is the size of a small horse. It was to be a crawling creature walking on hoofed legs on its back and spurs on its front, moving in a very awkward, shuffling manner and making a noise resembling "fingernails on a chalkboard".[1][2] It would act as a scavenger that ate the corpses of dead enemies.
>He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was "Mr. Friendly" displaying an obvious penis.
>Birdwell was worried that Newell wouldn't approve of this material, but it turned out that was exactly what he was looking for. Newell and Backman then began a discussion about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and clinical descriptions of disturbed adolescent sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of these enemies were intended to elicit a response from the innate homophobia of 14-year-old boys, a significant portion of the targeted audience for the game.[2]
>Attacks / Weapons . Fatal copulation[2]
What did they mean by this?
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Prepare your anus.
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benis in butt :-DD
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>>384639695
>very sexual-oriented monsters
oh baby
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Is Silent Hill 2 the scariest horror video game?
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>>384639231
>video game
>scary
Pick one
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Definitely in my opinion.
One of the few games that really got under my skin.
From the start when running through the woods and you could hear a chainsaw off in the distance.... the feels of uneaseyness set it and skyrocketed from there
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the first Silent Hill was scarier IMO. I remember trying to play it the year it came out and I got to the alley where the camera angle goes all fucked and my heart rate went up and I got freaked out and turned it off. I went back to it later that year and powered through it, but FUCK was it horrifying.
SH3 is my fave though. It almost gave me tje same feeling as SH1.
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My mom has recently retired, and expressed interest in playing some PC video games borne out of being bored all day at home. She normally plays shovelware puzzle games on her laptop. What are some genuinely good games I can introduce her to that will fit in what she's interested in?
Something entry tier easy to pick up and play, that also showcases how good video games can actually be. I've considered something along the lines of Papers Please..
She has played and enjoyed TWD Season 1 if that helps. Thanks for any suggestions.
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Oh, and she loved the Silent Hill games (but hated the movie and shattered memories)
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Why was the video game character on the left so controversial while the video game character on the right was virtually ignored?
They're both from major franchises by the same company. I don't get it.
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>>384639129
>video game character on the right
Was not controversial because everyone was in agreement that a bisected abortion was more pleasant to look at.
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hey, i liked judgment
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>>384639316
>The one guy who bought Judgement
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Literally name a more Bro Tier character than Dio Rangue.
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dio was a pussy
old man hugo was the real bro
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Dio was good early and late, but during the middle of the game he was a huge bitch.
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>>384639578
Hugo is a substitute father figure that Magnus craves because he has severe daddy issues.
Dio is a solid lifelong bro who will always tell it to you straight unless you take the chickenshit dick move and fuck him over.
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Why is it that a 20-year-old N64 game starring furry space pilots does a better job of having a cinematic story, gameplay that affects the plot, and choices that actually matter than 99% of today's """cinematic""" games?
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>>384639094
.................Star Fox Zero
(yes I know anon, don't get mad at me let me have this joke)
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Nostalgia blind
Kys retard
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Because sony funds most of them.
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BROTHER!
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>>384639085
become part of me
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Does anyone have an Earthbound ROM? Nintendo nuked a fuckton of ROMs a while back.
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They only nuked that one website. Try looking quite literally anywhere else.
In fact, just fucking google "earthbound rom" and click any result that isn't emuparadise.
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Ask your mom as she is bounded on earth taking in my seed cause I AM GARDNER!!
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>>384639005
>Earthbound ROM
google that, second result
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Ahhh kos...or as some say...kosm
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Ayy lmao
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>haven't been able to upgrade my rig in years
>still haven't been able to buy any of the new releases in 2017
kill me
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I'm feeling generous.
Do you want a game on Steam, my friend?
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later
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>>384639203
Yes. How about Splinter Cell blacklist?
I actually hate this game. I used to think, "Eh, it looks alright" but then I realized-
>Every enemy is from the main Mario series, not even the previous Mario and Luigi games OR Paper Mario
>Specials are literally lifted from the previous game
>Not even any call backs except Starlow who is basically a mainstay by this point
>All the NPCs are toads or paper toads
>Final boss looks like shit too
>Glitchy as fuck
Come on, Nintendo. Don't sink Mario and Luigi with Paper Mario too.
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New zombies trailer dropped
Looks genuinely creepy but theyre going with the cliche mad scientist antagonist
What do you think?
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Why would anybody want to leave the Milky Way Galaxy in the Mass Effect Universe? I was replaying Mass Effect and the codex says only like 2% of the Milky Way has been explored, why would they need to travel 2 million light years to start a new life?
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>>384638783
Because the other 98% is highly esoteric stuff only science autists would be interested in.
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>>384638783
Because they can't keep consistent with their own lore.
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>>384638783
The person who funded the Andromeda Initiative knew of the reaper threat so made sure that life would survive no matter the outcome of the reaper war.
Although regular people had no reason to go to an entirely new galaxy, but there are hundreds of quadrillions beings in the Milky Way so it's reasonable that millions would be down with fucking off to another galaxy for whatever reason.
>decide to play Arma 3 for the first time in over a year
>join my favourite king of the hill server
>having a great time playing a real man's game
>buy an expensive load out and run to the chopper to get to the AO
>someone starts griefing me over and over by running me over in a car so I can't get up
>keeps doing it for a solid 10 minutes
>call him a faggot and stop being a dick
>he keeps on doing it
>eventually repsawn and lose all the money I paid for my gear
>match ends and we move onto the next one
>first person to spawn so run to the helicopter and like 15 people get into the helicopter
>flying like a pro and almost at the AO
>ban message pops up onto the screen and the helicopter crashes killing everyone
>appeal ban on teamspeak and get told it's because I said the word faggot thus being homophobic
>ask how long the ban is and he said 24 hours and then adds that I was getting it extended for a month for mass-killing 15 people
why does political correctness ruin online gaming?
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>playing online multiplayer ever
it's your own fault
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>>384638778
The part about the helicopter sucks. Not your fault.
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>current year
>being homophobic
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Recently made this, r8, h8, whatever
Also Gamecube thread I guess
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I mean objectively it looks mediocre, but when viewed from the catalog it strangely fits
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>>384638734
me on the left
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>>384638734
Where my 4th port boys at! Green is the best color any other bitches say otherwise you're fucking wrong. Shitty ass yellow 3rd porters gtfo.