Guys, big problem here. I got hired by a game studio to work on some game, but this team is making me fed up with it all.
>game is a full 3d arena fighter
>setting is a semi modern semi futuristic I dunno wtf city
>arenas have hazards, destructible things, and varied terrain like slopes, stuff to climb on, etc
>theme is generally mafia and crime organization stuff
I thought this would be cool when it was all told to me, but then I saw the game that was being developed so far before I got there, and... I don't know how else to put it, it looks fucking gay as shit. The artstyle looks like a mix of that Tera online mmo and Jojo or some shit, it's not even like photorealistic or anything. The character designs are weird over the top shit with weird over the top powers and abilities and fighting styles(one of the characters is a guy with a gigantic pistol on his back, another is a woman that fights using razor sharp playing cards and dice and shit). The game is a fucking mess.
Now, I told them my ideas to fix it, and they shot them all down. I suggested making the setting more realistic and much more dark and gritty, like fucked up like real mafia shit, changing the art style to a more photorealism thing and not that weeb anime shit, and making the character designs and their gameplay realistic and more down to earth, like actual mobsters and stuff fighting. All gets shot down, get told it's too "edgy" and not what they want.
Wtf do I do? This game is destined for failure, no one is going to be interested in this shit, it looks too fucking weird and anime, like jojo and one piece and some Korean mmo had sex and this was the kid. It's fucking stupid looking. Any way I can force these guys to see this shit won't work, or am I stuck?
>>385586416
You sound like a faggot desu, I'm glad they're not listening to you.
>>385586569
I sound like a faggot? I'm sorry but when you're doing goofy shit like this, you ARE the faggot. This guy here is how that woman I mentioned fights, tell me this doesn't look fucking silly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_8MVkAHaPA
It's dumb and ruins the cool aspect of the whole mafia theme to have characters doing shit like this.
>>385586569
fpbp
OP should gtfo to reddit or /b/ or whatever shithole he came from.
Confess your sins my children
I honestly Believe thatMorrowind>Skyrim>Oblivion
>>385585859
>Confess your sins my children
You first?
I unironically enjoy musou games. I think they're fun and cathartic.
Yakuza 6 is alright.
>choosing a male character gives a strength bonus
>choosing a female character gives an intelligence bonus
>choosing male gives +1 strength, +1 int
>choosing female gives +1 emotion
>choosing a male and female are the exact same because the characters skill is defined by the players skill
>choosing a gender neutral character gives _________
Unironically the greatest video game character of all time.
Ironically the only game you ever played.
>>385585157
Go play it kiddo
>>385585084
Not even the best Final Fantasy character, senpai
wtf I love Pearl now
literally 20x better
>>385585063
If only she looked like that
>>385585430
>minimalistic UI
>game has no UI and everything is represented like in real life
>>385585061
Only an adhd autistic faggot would want a million icons on screen.
>>385585061
Got this for $60 today through an Amazon treasure truck.
Should I scalp it or is it worth keeping?
My last digit is how many times you smash it with a hammer.
>>385585359
Sorry rerolling
>>385585692
>tryin to save it
A roll is a roll, smash it 9 times and post results. No bitch smashs allowed.
What character will you play in Dragon Ball Fighter Z?
Piccolo is my favorite character, so him. I hope the game is decent.
gohan with saiyaman outfit only
>>385584884
Captain Ginyu
>mfw i live in apartment and only eat fast food
fuck you op
Why are there so many deaths here?
when you quit it counts as a death
touch them
i killed them
heh...their screams sounded so pleasant...
It's been cracked boys
>>385584218
Great, a year-old game no one plays.
>>385584218
Which game?
>>385584587
Undertale
Ok let's do it.
If you get it right before the final photo you get a cool 3 cents skin on CSGO.
Good luck my dudes.
Start unwrapping fag
/v/ approved dragon dildo
>>385584686
>>385584770
OR IS IT?
I see a lot of souls debates but here's my question: Who is the better Onionbro?
>>385583859
siegmeyer
>>385583859
I hate them both. They're dumb, pompous assholes.
>>385583859
They're the same people, Sieg just forgot who he was
Hard Mode: Explain their overworld ability and battling style. Throw in any other miscellaneous info for extra autism.
Overworld ability would be a combination of flapping his wings and Flutter Jumping. It crosses gaps and flies higher than Mario's Jump to reach elevated ledges, then butt stomps below for a first strike. It fills the roles of Parakarry/Yoshi and the Tornado Jump from 64.
Basic attack's a Ground Pound that you press A over the target to use. Middling power like Flurrie's Body Slam or Parakarry's Dive. First FP move is a weak spread move: a charge like the ones in Mario and Luigi that hits all enemies, followed by a Ground Pound on a single selected foe. You mash A for the charge, then he runs offscreen and loops around to the other side and jumps, then you press A when he's above the selected enemy.
Also, he wears a hood like Koops and the drawstring muzzles him when he's jumped on, immobilizing him.
Always wanted a dry bones-ified version of something, or a blooper maybe
I want a Chain Chomp.
Fuck all the personality and unique appearance nonsense all the other partners have, I just want a normal looking Chain Chomp that bites things.
.
>>385583742
World 1 was a better game
>>385583864
world1=world2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>world3
Name a better song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDO-4_bOtN0
Whats best for heavily modded Skyrim, original or remastered?
>>385583663
>Shadman
Post those Winslows, lads
>>385583663
>Remastered
>SKSE