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>>377928190

I want to FUCK Hinata. Which you can in Rival schools 2 which was never released outside of Japan.

>>377928190
Good enough.

>>377928190
I'm so good I always play this with one hand as Tiffany

I don't own a switch, Todd.

I'd unironically buy skyrim for it if i had one though, playing it in bed or on the toilet would be fun.

>>377928042
fuck you nigger faggot you didn't automatically upgrade me to the special edition on PC because I didn't buy your shitty DLC

never fucking again. currently pirating prey 2

Todd, there aren't even any working loli porn mods for Skryim SE on the desktop, how do you expect this to work out on the Switch?

Really, Todd, I want to work with you there, but you have to meet me halfway. I can accept the shitty downgraded graphics, but you'll at least have to give me the lolis.

>>377927759
literally every weebs game

>>377927759
mgs series imo. its just not that good, like a B-rated action movie that otherwise gets ruined with breaking the 4th wall. if the game doesn't take itself serious why should i?

>>377926864
Marketing and people too dumb to get real computers.

Circuit boards are expensive.

>>377926864
it's completely optional

It's not like any other Zelda game. It'll kick your ass, and it won't tell you how it's kicking your ass. Be ready for some hard-mode difficulty.

>>377926516
the realisation that you bought into $360 overhyped and overmemed 5/10 trash

A really mediocre game.

Should have picked up Super Bomberman R, you fool.

it's mind-bobbling that no one has tried to make a better The Sims. it remains the only game series in its respective genre (life simulation, whatever you want to call this). EA has screwed the pooch with this series so hard, and the only reason they get away with it is because where else would you go if you wanted this kind of game?

I still have to play The Sims for that reason. but hey, give me any semi-competent replacement and I'll take it.

>>377927014
>mind-bobbling

yep, it's time to go to sleep.

I'd say something like the Sims is why too hard and costly for any indi dev to make. I mean even the most compitent indi dev has a hard time making decent RCT clones.

Who's this semen demon?

Kinda wish this series was anime instead. The models have come a long way, but they still look pretty lifeless and plastic-y. Who knows though, maybe DoA7 or 8 will be the final nail in the coffin of 3dpd.

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Nazitomi is love, Nazitomi is life!
Her Reich will last 1,000 years!

>>377926006
>playable

lol

>>377926006
>We now need cracks for our emulators
What the fuck man

Does Hyrule Warriors work yet

>>377925643
Only if I can buy them uncensored via VPN.
If not, no, I pirate them.

No, I don't really care unless it removes gameplay features/alters cutscenes. If it's covering girls up I actually appreciate it, because sometimes less is more. Also the fans will create tons of porn for all of the characters that'll be way better than staring at models, so I don't see the big deal.

>>377925643
Why is korean people so damn retarded

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Imagine being Randy in this industry and having to be all like "damn, Battleborn, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wacky proportions and horrific monster faces. I would totally draw porn of you, both female characters and male." when all he really wants to do is sing another incendiary song in a game con. Like seriously imagine having to be Randy and not only sit in your ample office chair while Battleborn spouts its horrific dialog in front of you, the bigots barely going through all its many issues and shady business model, and just sit there, tweet after tweet, hour after hour, while it's patched to perfection. Not only having to tolerate its monstrous HUD but its faux-badass attitude as everyone on Gearbox tells it's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BATTLEBORN PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch fucking gremlin faced characters contort into types of game modes you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been producing nothing but a healthy menu of FPS expansion packs and ports and later alleged Duke Nukem and Alien games for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the liberal boonies in UCLA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on the desperation as it becomes F2P suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not pay a dime to sit there and revel in its "hobby-grade (for that is what you call it)" co-op campaign, the campaign worked on so hard by the entire studio in the previous years. And then Burch pitches in another meme attempt, and you know you could kill every single person in the studio before building security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Randy. You're not going to lose your future online feuds over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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tiny head guy looks way better in this

>>377925338
That's because he's proportioned more like Bluto from Popeye and not a knobhead.

OPs being massive faggots not staying in their containment boards

>>377925105
That's not vidya.
No shitposting please.

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>>377924935

Because you only want to rescue useless damsels to tell them to make you a sandwich for 500 different hundred games?

Yeah ok

>Females are as good as warriors

I have no problem with this

>Non-virgin female characters

But its alright when men fuck 100 women?

>Fat or otherwise ugly female characters

I don't mind if some women have some weight to them or don't look like some sort of super model in every single damn game.

>>377924375
I'm autistic, but I'm not THAT autistic.

>>377924375
/v/ doesn't like procedurally generated games or anything with high RNG. They're too much of a fucking puss to just enjoy a game and have fun.

Isaac, Spelunky, NT, and FTL.

>>377923884
PC when?

>>377924158
hopefully soon

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>Not choosing superior one as cover
People has shit taste

>finally get a six socket drop
>finally
What? Six-socketed items drop, like, every 15 minutes. They're really common.

>>377923828
>took over a month to save up 215 orbs of fusing
You need to kill more monsters. Way more actually.

play d3, friend. it is the the patrician choice.

every persona game

>>377923051
>game is bad because I say so / because I personally don't like it

>>377923224
>take the worst parts of team fortress and mobashit
>add it into a game where maps are so utterly balanced only one gamemode can be played "seriously"
>game gets horribly stale after maybe 100ish hours

it's not a good game